Catch .44 Page #5

You got a sexy mouth on you.

I love that sh*t.

Look, what do you say you get off work

early and we head out to my place?

Third floor, The Fairfield.

You know, I'd love that,

but I gotta work, honey.

I'll make it worth your while.

That's sweet,

but unless you're gonna make it worth my while

every day, I've got a job to keep.

She's got a point, B.

You know, make it worth her while, man.

Fine. All right. Look,

why don't you give me your number

and we can get together

after you're off, okay?

I don't get off until 5:00.

But, hey, how about you give me

your number and I'll call you, for sure.

Playin' me like a b*tch now, right?

Look, do I look like a dumbass to you?

No, you look like a good tipper.

Tell you what,

for one of those bills, I'll hook you up with Charlene

over there.

She'll take care of you.

She'll finish you off before you

can even say "cock-a-doodle-do. "

All right, f*** Charlene, okay?

I want you.

And I told you, I don't get off

until 5:
00, so next time.

Hey hey hey hey.

Come on, come on.

I think there's a little misunderstanding here, all

right?

Come on, it's a simple question,

all right? How much is it gonna take?

- Give him a number, he'll pay.

- Oh no, I understand.

- Not for sale.

- Everything is for sale.

It's just business, baby.

Now look,

you're a smart girl, right?

Just give me a number

and it's yours.

Okay, you want a number...

four.

Four. 400?

Inches. That's the size

requirement for this ride,

and you're two inches

under the limit. Sorry.

Hey look, b*tch,

I don't know who you think you are,

but this isn't

a multiple choice question.

All right, now there's a simple answer and you're

going to give it to me.

- Hey, man, what the... ow!

- Hey, man, what the...?

Take it easy, man.

He's only playing with her!

You like questions?

Because I have got

a multiple choice question for you.

You can A) stay here,

pretend like you enjoy getting

sodomized by George over there.

You might like it.

Or B)...

- Ow.

- ... you can keep mouthing off

and get the record

for the quickest loss of your teeth,

which I can make happen

to you for no charge.

No charge!

Or, or C)

you can pick up your jacket,

you and your boyfriend

can calmly walk out,

drive away and never come

into this club again.

- Now...

- Ow.

Cuidado. Cuidado.

I want you to think carefully

because I want you

to make the right choice.

Davon:
C, man!

C, man.

He's sayin' C.

You're gonna break his arm!

Ay carajo!

You want me to break his arm?

Do you want me to break his arm?

No no no no!

- I can break his arm if you want me to.

- No no no!

- You sure?

- Ah!

Let your friend answer.

- Can your friend answer?

- Yes yes.

- Answer.

- C, C!

- C?

- Please.

- "Si" as in yes?

- C, yes yes.

- Or see, see?

- C.

- C as in yes, I let you go?

- Please.

- C?

- C-

It's a good answer.

It's a good answer.

I don't have to get bloody today.

- I don't have to get bloody today.

- Yeah.

Adios. Go. Vamonos.

- Hey, f*** you, man!

- Let's get outta here.

Wow. Thanks.

I'm Jessica.

Of course you are.

It's a beautiful name.

The guy...

was he worth it?

What?

You know what.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

You know what.

Come on.

Hmph.

an old condom...

a punch card for helado latte.

F***ing maricon.

He can't even drink espresso.

...Amex card.

Coo, it's a great haul.

You really cleaned up

on this one.

What are you, a cop?

No. Not quite.

Huh.

Well, that's too bad, isn't it?

A girl really likes

a man in uniform.

And I'm sure that

men in uniform,

they like you too.

You know you are

much too special to be here.

- Hmm.

- Huh?

Tell my boss that.

I don't need to talk to him.

I have someone...

someone who wants to meet you.

Come on.

Come on.

Wow, nice house.

- It is.

- Yours?

I am just the delivery guy.

The gate is open, you just knock.

- Okay.

- Hey!

Hey. Don't forget me.

And don't worry... I will never

let anything happen to you.

You will come out

as fresh as a daisy.

I am for you!

I am for you.

I am hurt, Tes.

I thought you told me

you love a man in uniform.

That was two years ago.

I saw you for

Yes, but I remember you.

You were always special to me.

But, hey...

I won't hold it against you.

Mel never did encourage

friendships amongst his staff.

Right, Billy?

You dumb dummy.

How many times I tell you?

Don't open the door

to my house unless I open it!

Hey, baby, how you doing?

Good to see you.

You want a drink?

Get in there and get me

some goddamn bourbon. Go on, git!

Shut the... shut the f*** up!

I don't even understand you.

Hey, baby.

Come on in.

She's just fooling around a little bit.

That's all. That's Darla.

She's a good friend of mine.

Clean it up! Up!

Nice tits, but... ugh!

Really, sit down anywhere.

Feel free.

Not... not...

wouldn't sit right there.

We had a little party here

last night

and there was

an accident in that chair.

But sit anywhere else

besides that. Really.

Oh.

You know, I like pecans.

I love pecans, really.

It's my favorite food.

I don't think God

has made a better f...

food than pecans.

Thanks.

My God, I like 'em.

I mean that's just a...

what do you think?

- I don't know.

- Allergies?

- No.

- Not allergies?

Well, in that case,

have some pecans.

I'm just playing.

But I'm not.

But I kinda am.

I do like pecans.

They reduce

your risk of gallstones.

I should know.

I had one.

Hurt like a motherf***er

right across here... the abdomen.

I had it sonically treated.

Zapped it...

no gallstone.

Pete Rose had a gallstone.

Weird, isn't it, to think

that Charlie Hussle

- had the same gallstone that I have?

- Who is that?

Not a baseball fan?

Not really, no.

I wouldn't call myself a fan.

My mom used to take me

to some minor league games.

- Your mom...

- Yeah, my mom.

...Was a baseball fan?

She, uh, she did it

for my brother really.

Dad not a baseball fan?

Not exactly.

I do find you interesting.

An interesting girl... Tes.

With one S.

Wow, impressive.

You officially know

everything about me.

Well, I don't know

everything about you.

And I'm not sure it's official.

But yeah, I know some things.

And how is that?

I always try to find out

as much information as I can

about the people I'm planning

on offering a job to.

- A job?

- Mm-hmm.

I already have a job.

I work in a little shithole

down on Third and Caulson.

- Yeah, I know that.

- It's a place called Spiro's.

- I don't know if you know it.

- Spiro's?

- A strip club. Yeah.

- It is a shithole.

- A strip club.

- It's a dump.

A dump, a dump.

It's been dump

for a long time.

I know it.

I own it.

The reason I pulled you

out of that bullshit nightclub

is because I thought that

what I had to offer you

would be interesting,

something that's better

than going to the bar,

going down there

and talkin' to the local guys

and lettin' them touch you

and just gettin' groped

- every night for three bucks an hour.

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