Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

Yes, boss, l have

the satellite codes with me.

No, l didn't leave them in the truck.

You think l'm stupid?

Uh-huh.

No, they are with me.

Ja, l'm inputting them right now.

Yeah, l'm working very hard.

Say hello to your wife.

Oh, she left you.

Oh, l'm sorry. Okay, bye.

Little puppy.

What are you doing here?

lt's so cold.

Come inside and warm up with Freidrich.

Come here. Yes.

Hello. Hello.

Rex?

l found a new companion for you.

Say hi to your new friend. ''Hello.''

''l'm your new friend. We are friends.''

Rex!

Stop it! It's only a little puppy.

Now you sound angry.

Stop it! He can hear you!

Close your mouth.

No! Rex! This is so illogical!

Rex! Rex, what's wrong with you?

Come. Come. Outside. No!

Where are your manners?

Sit! Sit! Sit down! We have a guest.

You will stay out here

till you learn how to behave!

Oh, no. Locked?

But how?

Meow.

State your business.

Agent 121 breaking radio silence.

l have spotted Kitty Galore.

l repeat, l have spotted Kitty Galore.

We've all seen his commercials...

...but today it appears Crazy Carlito

really is off his rocker.

He's claimed his prices are insane.

Now it appears he is too.

The situation is tense as we wait

for someone to come end this standoff.

Shane, get over here.

Diggs, stay.

Give me the situation, captain.

We've got a first-class nutcase here.

Four hostages inside.

All used-car salesmen.

l've got mixed feelings about this one.

That wacko so much as

changes channels on that thing...

...and this whole lot explodes.

Only one thing to do here.

You are mine. You are so mine.

Yeah.

l'll do it!

-All l can

Come any closer

and the last thing you'll hear is ''boom''!

Diggs. No.

Diggs!

Get out of there! Get out!

-Get out!

-Guys, let's go!

Get out of there! Diggs!

Diggs, go, go!

You want fireworks,

l'll show you fireworks!

All l have to do is push this button...

...and boom!

Oh, yeah!

Diggs! No!

It's gonna blow!

Hold those people back!

Uh-oh.

Take cover! l repeat! Take cover!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

You wanna recruit that guy?

He just blew up a car dealership!

A used-car dealership.

True, he may not be a great cop.

But he has the potential

to be a great agent.

He's fearless, barks in the face of danger,

and is trained in paw-to-paw combat.

Plus the only thing he hates more

than following orders...

...is cats.

Well, hating cats is good.

And exactly what we need

to take down Kitty Galore.

Fine. But l don't know who you'll find

dumb enough to partner with him.

Easy. l'm barking right at him.

Woof.

-Suspended?

-This dog is a disaster.

We've sent him to obedience school,

what, three times now?

And he still won't listen.

Don't put him back in the system.

He's been in and out of kennels

his whole life. He's never had a home.

l'll tell you what, l will adopt him.

Sorry, Shane. He's state property.

Besides, you have a new baby now.

You don't need this kind of trouble

at home. Let him go, Shane.

Let him go.

Captain, please don't make me do this.

Nice one, Diggs.

l'm sorry, Diggs.

l know you tried.

You always try.

Just sometimes a little too hard.

Like this cop thing.

Sometimes you just

gotta play with others.

lt's not always about being the top dog.

Diggs, l'm sorry, buddy.

l'll do everything l can

to get you out of here.

Until then, you be a good boy.

l love you, buddy.

This isn't so bad, right?

How's it going, floor? What's up, cage?

Que pasa, bowl?

Did you guys miss me?

Because l'm back!

Back in the kennel again.

Hey! What? What the?

Okay, okay, this is creeping me out.

Hello? Anyone home?

Hello?

Whoa.

Uh-oh.

Who are you?

When did they put an elevator in there?

Name's Special Agent Butch,

and against better judgment...

...you're being recruited

into an organization...

...to help fight the spread

of radical felinism.

Okay, is somebody pulling my tail here?

This isn't a joke, Diggs.

-How do you know my name?

-l just came up out of the floor.

Let's assume l'm smart enough

to know your name.

While you and your cop buddies

are here chasing your tails...

...there's an elite team of dogs

charged with the noble responsibility...

...of protecting mankind.

We want you to join that team.

This is a one-time-only offer, Diggs.

l suggest you say yes.

lt's tempting, but l can't just say yes

to every offer that comes through that floor.

Kid, you already spent half your life

Iocked up in this place.

There's a good chance you'll spend

the rest of your life here.

But the choice is yours.

You can stay here and fight roaches

over your kibble...

...or you can come with me

and fight cats.

Fight cats? Why didn't you say so?

Now, move over, Rover,

this dog's ready to hunt!

Oh, my dog!

l just vacuumed the seats,

so try not to shed.

Come on!

Wow, we're going really fast, aren't we?

This is nice! This is enjoyable.

l'm enjoying this.

Sure you're okay, big shot?

Fine, good.

No, not good. Not good.

Yeah, l'm gonna barf.

This is Agent 3293.

l've got the package.

Careful, now. New recruits sometimes get

a little woozy after their first ride.

Are you okay there, rookie?

Yeah, l'm good. Totally fine.

l'm just gonna lay down here

till the room stops spinning.

Let's go, superdog.

The fun's just beginning.

l think we have different

definitions of ''fun.''

Just wait.

Now prepare yourself, kid.

You're about to experience something

no human and very few canines ever see.

Greetings, Agent Butch.

Activate paw scan now.

Whoa.

Sweet!

This is like Petco meets Vegas.

Today's

seminar, ''Harassment in the Workplace.''

Doberman or not, do not pinch her.

Welcome to Dog HQ,

the nexus of our whole operation.

Mike, you wanna grab lunch?

l don't like you, Carl.

We're the thin, furry line

between humans and total chaos.

Try and keep up, kid.

Hey, guys, watch.

l'm skateboarding, l'm skateboarding!

Our elite agents work and train 2411...

...to combat all enemies,

foreign and domesticated.

We take the saying ''man's best friend''

very seriously here.

All in?

Why not?

-Hey, Butch.

-Hey, Slim.

Why do we do all this?

To make sure it never becomes

a cat-eat-dog world out there.

Oh, hello, ladies!

Hate to see you go,

Iove to watch you leave.

Stop drooling already. Come on,

l want to introduce you to someone.

Could you introduce me

to them, please?

Hey, wait up.

Hot dog, coming through!

Three, two, one. Fire the catapult.

Bull's-eye.

Hey, watch your paws in here.

Don't touch anything.

Hey, how you doing, buddy?

Meow. Meow. Meow, meow.

Meow, meow, meow.

lt's some kind of cat! Get back!

Meow? Oh, l forgot.

This is the Catamatron 3000.

lt trains you to think

like the enemy. Literally.

Someone's been playing fetch

with the ugly stick.

This is Peek, tech specialist

and head of Covert Ops.

-Hi.

-What up, dog?

So, Peek, you got anything

that actually works?

Follow me.

Alley-oop.

Butch, your collar is fitted with

the Rawhide-l communications package.

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