Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Page #2

Lock pick, netting, helium-neon laser...

...grappling hook

and liver-scented breath freshener.

And this is yours.

Sweet! What's it do?

Holds your name tag on your neck.

Butch, you've lost some weight.

Sorry, my name's Diggs

and l always look this good.

Sam. l'm over here.

Sorry. The boss wants

to see you two pronto.

Get a haircut, you hippie.

Congratulations, Agent 8uttercup...

...on the birth of your son, son, daughter,

son, daughter, daughter...

...son, daughter, son.

Have a seat, gentlemen.

No, off. Off the couch.

-Off the couch!

-Sorry. Sorry.

You guys were outside,

and you're dirty.

Because we're field agents, Lou.

We can't all be desk jockeys like you,

sitting around wearing ugly sweaters.

Hey, l like this sweater.

It was a gift from my grandma.

Can you give it back?

So you're the dog

who likes to blow up buildings.

Yeah, that was an accident.

You seem to have

a lot of accidents, Diggs.

Can we just cut to the chase already

and get to why l'm here?

Of course. Three hours ago,

we intercepted this transmission...

...from a mysterious villain

from the feline underworld.

We believe this was meant for all cats.

Take a look.

Greetings, my future feline followers.

My name is Kitty Galore.

ls that even a cat?

And may l present the most adorable

creature in my life, little Scrumptious.

-Say hello, darling.

-Help me.

The age of the dog as man's

so-called ''best friend'' is over!

ln two days, l will unleash a sound

only those droolbag dogs can hear.

A sound so devastating, so terrifying...

...it will drive all dogs completely insane.

l call this sound the Call of the Wild!

Once the dogs go woo-hoo, humans will

be forced to get rid of them...

...and without their protection,

l will enslave all mankind!

Kitty! l'm home!

Nothing will stop me from

ruling the world. Kitty Galore out!

That cat makes the hair on my butt

stand up.

Kitty has been number one

on our ''most wanted'' list for a year.

Last week, she and her henchcat, Paws,

resurfaced in Germany...

...and stole top-secret satellite codes.

Our sources also tell us Paws recently

tried to eliminate this pigeon, Seamus.

l believe l can fly

l believe l can touch the sky

Can't a bird take a bath

without it ending up on the Internet?

We don't know what the connection is,

but Seamus is our only link to Kitty.

We find him, he can lead us to her.

We have less than two days to find Kitty...

...before she activates her

Call of the Wild.

Fetch and retrieve that bird.

Easy enough. Just give me some bread,

a big net and a hammer.

We need him alive.

Okay, scratch the hammer.

So you have your assignment.

Find Seamus before the cats do.

You let Seamus get away?

lt's just impossible to find

good help these days.

That rat with wings has vital information

that could destroy my entire plan.

We cannot let that happen, now,

can we, little Scrumptious?

Paws!

What are you waiting for?

l want this pigeon Seamus

in your mouth...

...on my doorstep immediately.

Out! l said out!

Out! Out! Out!

What's wrong with this stupid mouse?

Oh!

Oh, Scrumptious.

Now, now, l barely crushed you.

Think how lucky you are. You could be

living in that jungle instead of our new lair.

lsn't this wonderful?

lt's perfect.

Kitty! l'm home!

Almost perfect.

Oh, look! Kitty! You think those

are real fishies, don't you?

That's adorable.

Great news.

We are headliners!

Would you believe it was only two months

ago when l walked in here to find you?

Oh.

l see what you're thinking.

A new opening, right?

Of course! That's genius. Pure genius.

Now we

You are excited! Every magician needs

one of these. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Kitty.

This is the rendezvous point.

The pigeon

we're looking for flew into that building.

Now, remember what Lou said:

Follow my lead.

When l say ''Wag your tail,''

you ask ''How hard?'' Got it?

What's with the fanny pack?

Shh!

We can stop playing games, boy.

l know you don't want none of this.

You don't wanna come out.

You hiding because you don't want the:

Now, watch this maneuver, kid.

l call it ''Fetch a Stick.''

-Hm?

Come on. Come on. Go get it.

Let's go.

Ha-ha. Sucker.

l don't know why,

but this building appeals to me.

Of course it does.

It looks like a giant fire hydrant.

Yep, that's it.

This would go faster

if you didn't watch me.

Come on, hurry up!

By the time you're done,

the bird will have flown.

Say hello to my little friend.

It's quiet. A little too quiet.

Butch, it's time to take out the trash!

What are you doing?

Where do you think you're going, punk?

Hey! Hey! Easy! Easy! Watch the teeth!

Stand down! That bird's

our informant. He works for us.

lnformant? Work?

l do neither of these things.

-And when's the last time you had a mint?

-You Seamus?

That is privileged information.

Who wants to know?

Are you kidding me? Dog HQ sent us

to protect you. Now, let's go.

Good. It's about

Wait a second!

How do l know

you don't work for the cats?

''The crow flies at midnight.''

What? What crow?

What's he talking about?

That's the passphrase.

And you answer with, ''The eagle....''

''Owes me five bucks.''

-Ugh. Close enough.

No, no, wait. Hang on, l'll get it.

-Was it a penguin?

-l just told you it was an eagle!

-''ls a ballerina.''

-All right, enough.

Why does Kitty Galore

have a price on your beak?

l don't know! l never met her!

That was my cousin Nicky's business.

Kitty wouldn't be after you

if you didn't know something.

Nicky just crashed at my pad sometimes.

l don't know anything.

My brain is the size of a grape!

Or a raisin. A big raisin or a little grape.

Don't get your feathers all ruffled.

You're completely safe, now that we're

-Uh!

-Oh!

Look out!

Assassin with a rolled-up newspaper!

No sweat. It's just a little kitty cat.

Hand over the bird.

Ooh. A girl kitty cat.

l'm gonna enjoy this.

Hey, hey!

What the?

-Oh, now it is on, furball!

Diggs!

-Protect the bird. l'll take the cat.

-You protect the bird. That cat's all mine.

You can both have the cat.

l'm out of here!

l told you to watch the bird!

See you, ladies. l gotta fly!

Hey!

-Whoa.

You always do it your way,

don't you, hotshot?

You're right, l should have seen

a flying cat coming. What the?

No way! Did your backpack

just turn into a jet?

Diggs! Hang tight!

l'm going after that bird!

Not without me!

Oh, no!

-Hey! What the?

Stop it! l can't see!

Billboard, billboard, billboard!

l'm too old for this poop!

Wait! l have a dozen eggs

waiting for me at home.

You can have six of them.

Oh, no!

Follow me through this, cat!

Careful what you wish for.

l didn't mean follow me for real,

l was playing.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a pi - Ah!

Mayday, mayday!

l've got you, bird.

Come on, Miss Daisy,

can't this thing go any faster?

This is only built for one, rookie!

Hide me, my brothers!

You're not gonna lose me that easy.

What you doing?

-lt's the end of the line, bird!

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