Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Page #3

-l'm almost on top of her!

No, l got her!

Hey! Are you crazy?

Hey, a squirrel.

Oh, boy. This is not good.

Can't fly too well with

a broken wing, can you?

Ouch.

Oh, my wing. Oh, that doesn't look right.

Net!

You busted my favorite wing.

Get ready for a lawsuit, lady. Ha!

-Mom, Mom, look at me.

Wow.

You're going really fast, kiddo.

We've been at this all night.

Now, for the last time,

where's Kitty Galore?

l don't know!

No! No!

Don't like the water, huh?

Anything but water! l beg you.

Diggs, that is not a valid

interrogation technique.

Back off, Butch.

This is how we do things downtown.

Think l'm gonna fall for your

''good dog, bad dog'' routine?

-Human!

Hide. Hide. Hide.

Hey, doggies.

Ew. Ugh, yuck.

Guys, question:
Why is butt-sniffing

always your fallback position?

Hey, don't knock it

till you've sniffed it. Now, talk!

No, no more water! No more

Agent 47?

Tab?

-We're getting

-Can you hear me?

Have you been compromised?

Aw, man. Where'd you get one of those

fancy collars?

''Agent''? Wait. If you're not working

for Kitty Galore, who are you?

Name's Catherine. l'm with MEOWS.

MEOWS? Collar:
Laser.

Wait! Hold on, hold on. What's MEOWS?

Mousers Enforcing Our World's Safety.

Feline intelligence.

Feline intelligence, huh?

Okay, quick, what's eight times eight?

-Sixty-four.

-Ha! Wrong!

lt's eight, carry the three,

move the two....

l'm gonna have to get back to you.

MEOWS protects the world's cats

against the pooch peril.

-That's you, Rover.

-Human!

Hide. Hide. Hide.

Can't you doggies do anything else?

Ugh. Why is this always

our fallback position?

You weren't hired by Kitty Galore

to find the bird?

Wrong again, fleabag.

My mission is to find her

and take her down.

See, Kitty Galore, a.k.a. Ivana Clawyu...

...was one of MEOWS' best agents

until a year ago.

No. Don't come any closer.

She was on assignment

at a cosmetics factory...

...when a guard dog chased her

into a vat of hair-removal cream.

Hairless beyond recognition

and humiliated by her fellow agents...

...lvana left MEOWS

and returned to her home.

What is that hideous thing?

It's freaking out the dog! Get that thing out!

Scram!

But it's Christmas.

l'll make them pay.

After that, she went rogue,

changed her name to Kitty Galore...

...and has been bent on revenge

ever since.

Wait. If she wants to destroy all dogs,

why are you trying to stop her?

Contrary to your belief,

all cats aren't evil.

We care about humans

as much as you do.

Kitty wants revenge on dogs and humans,

and that is why she must be stopped.

-Hey, doggies.

-What is wrong with you, kid?

How many times can you go down

the same slide?

l'm sorry. l mean - l mean coo.

Mommy! Mommy!

We've been compromised.

Unless you turn into a parrot,

never talk in front of humans!

Listen, l know Kitty. She's coming

after this bird, and you'll need my help.

Sorry, Agent LicksAlot, no cats allowed.

Something we agree on.

You guys don't have a choice.

Just try and stop me.

Hello?

Omicer Larson, this is Omicer Raymond.

-Your H-9 partner, Diggs, is missing.

-What?

During today's rounds, his cage

was vacant. He seems to be lost.

How do you lose Diggs?

He's not officially lost.

We're filing the appropriate papers.

Go back and check for him.

He didn't fall through the floor!

Yes, sir.

Sorry, honey, l'll be back.

Diggs is missing.

Today's specials

are leftover meatloaf and bacon.

Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

Follow me, cat. For your own good,

l suggest you avoid sudden moves.

The 7 p.m. screening of Scooby-Doo

is now sold out. Tickets still available

Wait! Is that a cat?

Hm?

Why is everybody looking at me...

...like they've never seen a crippled pigeon

riding on a dusty dog?

Would you guys stay out of there?

Patches, no, that computer

is not a chew toy.

Hey, get your tail

out of that pencil sharpener.

Cookie, stop barking at your brother!

Where's the Dog Whisperer

when you need him?

At least they're not wearing sweaters.

The wife is at the groomers today,

so l'm watching the litter.

Uh-oh.

Patches, take your brothers outside.

Let's go!

And don't take treats from strangers!

Kids.

Tab Lazenby.

So you're the new fat cat at MEOWS.

And when l say ''fat cat,'' l mean you

might wanna switch to the skim milk.

Oh, Lou, so catty. l see they've given you

the key to the executive Dumpster.

All that butt-sniffing paid off.

But enough pleasantries.

You have one of my operatives.

l understand that Kitty Galore

is one of yours too.

She's our spilled milk. We'll lick it up.

You can't begin to imagine

how dangerous she is.

She'll never stop

until she has her revenge.

She's threatening us, Tab.

lt takes a dog to chase a cat.

But it'll take a cat to catch this kitty.

This isn't about who should go after Kitty.

It's about protecting the humans.

She's right. We can't just sit around

arguing jurisdiction.

Unless....

Now, this would be a first

in our political history.

With 24 hours left on Hitty's deadline,

we may have no other choice.

-Cats and dogs will have to work together.

-Cats and dogs will have to work together.

That ain't right.

What? No way, man. Work with her?

Why don't we go ahead

and make an alliance with the mailman?

Diggs! Wait outside with Seamus.

Work with cats? l'd rather have worms.

-Outside! Now!

-Ugh.

Where l'm from, we don't play with cats.

-We chase them.

-Bye-bye, now.

Lou, the kid's got a point. We can't just

work with cats. We can't trust them.

You're being dramatic.

What do these guys want from me?

l can't work with a cat.

But l don't wanna go back to the kennel.

You ever live in a cage, my friend?

Ha. l wish.

The little swings, free sunflower seeds,

that little mirror to hang with.

Man, l wish l was back

with my partner, Shane.

Now, that was a sweet setup.

You know who has

the sweetest setup? Cats. Mm-mm-mm.

Talk about cushy.

They're pampered like royalty.

This one house my cousin Nicky

used to work at for Kitty Galore...

...it was a feline paradise.

House? What house?

Butch! l think l know

where we can find Kitty!

This is historic.

Three species coming together, putting

aside our differences to solve a mystery.

This is like the Dream Team,

except we ain't dreaming.

Pick up your paws, y'all.

We're almost there.

What are you talking about?

ls there a soundproof bag

we can stuff him in?

This is the joint where Nicky

smuggled stuff for Kitty Galore. l think.

No, it is, l'm positive.

Sixty-five percent sure.

l could go up to 61, but l'm de

Oh, look, a potato bug!

Stay alert. Kitty could be ready

to pounce inside.

We're on an epic quest.

Through foreign lands.

Learning about each other.

And a little about ourselves.

Lock pick.

Look out!

Whoa, man!

Hey. It's, like, a bunch of dogs, man.

Awesome.

Hey, are we related?

Dude, l saw it blink.

What's up with these guys?

Hopped up on catnip.

Cat ladies, such enablers.

Okay, stay on your toes, team.

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