Chal Mere Bhai

One more.

Ask me, why?

I regret getting married.

Marriage maybe good for others

but it has ruined me!

My friends explained that the

old cot I'd brought with the dowry...

She is terrible. To top it

she has brought half a dozen kids!

They well remember our address.

I often left them in the temple...

...saying I'll soon be back.

I'd fiind them sleeping in my bed!

You're really nuts! Why are

you cursing the unborn kids?

Wrong! This superstar

director husband of yours...

...is rehearsing his

Oscarwinning play.

Continue with these plays.

But don't everwork.

So, Oscarwinning...

Tell me, this niece of yours

who has come from Pune...

How much longerwill she stay here?

- What does that mean?

She has nobody but me.

Does that mean she'll

live here all her life?

Softly... talk softly.

She has come to her uncle not you.

Don't be rude to hertoday.

- Why? - She's a very proud girl.

- She's come here to look for a job.

You've neverfound a job.

How will she get one?

I'm sure I'll get this job!

- I know it in my bones.

- Of course. My niece is the best.

She's educated and smart.

I must leave or I'll get late.

I don't even know the way.

Bye, aunt.

If you get selected,

negotiate for a house.

These days you get

quarters with the job.

Also a car. Run along, dear.

Or you'll lose the job.

I've often told you not to eat

chilies as it effects your speech.

- Come, I'll give you some sweets.

- Go and rehearse your play!

Stop... right here.

- Madam, the fare...

- Oh, yes.

Here you are.

Pray for me.

Can't you watch where you're going?

What would you say if

I asked you the same?

This is an office

not a jogging ground.

- The way you're running...

- Yes, this is an office.

Not your drawing room that

you're wandering around!

Help me pick up my fiiles.

You dropped them all!

What kinds of people! I'm late and

you had to barge into me right then!

Doesn't see where he's headed

and then scolds me!

Won't even apologise!

- I should apologise?

- No, I'll apologise!

Sorry, I made a mistake.

Forgive me.

He's made me forget all

the answers I'd memorised.

God knows what will happen

in the interview!

Dear God, let nobody get

selected before my turn!

- Who is Miss Sapna?

- That's me.

You've been called.

Get her application out

and read her bio-data.

Her application is not in the fiile.

- What?

- Sir, I'll tell you...

My name is Sapna and I've done

B. Com in the fiirst division.

Did I ask you?

Didn't you fiile the

applications in serial?

- I did sir but...

- Hurry up, Suri.

Yes sir...

Look at the state of

yourworld, Oh God.

How man has changed...

It says in this...

Sir, that's not my application.

I remember mine by heart!

I'll recite it for you.

I don't know how the papers

in my fiile got into yourfiile...

Oh yes! You banged into

me on the stairs...

- I banged into you?

- Don't you remember?

In the bargain yourfiile

fell down, so did mine.

And in the process,

the papers got mixed up!

I think we should now interview her.

What's your shorthand speed?

I don't know shorthand

but my English is good!

What's yourtyping speed?

I don't know typing but...

I write very fast.

I'd complete a three hour exam

paper in 11/2 hours and run out!

You may leave.

I can leave? Does that mean

I've got the job?

Please call the next candidate.

But... why are you calling the next

candidate when I've been selected?

A knowledge of shorthand and

typing is essential forthis job.

Give me one chance.

- I'll learn...

- This is no training school!

I need an efficient secretary

to run this huge office!

You may leave!

This is not the place to

throw fiiles and certifiicates.

They are trash for me!

I came for an interview

but he didn't conduct it!

He only asked me one question,

if I know shorthand and typing!

- I said, no. He asked me to leave!

- Did he say that?

Yes. Didn't people work when

there was no shorthand and typing?

- Yes, they did.

- Let me ask you something.

- Do you know shorthand, typing?

- How would I know?

So there! Yet I'm sure

you work pretty well.

Yes I do work all right but

you should explain this to him.

If he'd listen. But he started off

like a machine gun soon as I entered.

I don't understand who

gave him the MD's chair!

You... don't know anything.

I came here with such difficulty.

I'm not familiarwith Bombay streets.

I could fiind neither

rickshaw nortaxi.

Yet I came here.

With the hope that my

boss would be very happy.

You're crying...

- Why would I cry?

- Look, my child...

Tears turn into waterwhen they

flow but turn to poison inside.

Let them flow out.

By the way, who made you cry?

The Managing Director of

the Oberoi group of industries!

- That must be Vicky.

- That's right.

- You've brought me back there!

- Where are you going? Come here.

Let us leave or he'll

lose his shirt again!

Come here, Suri.

Where are you going?

Make out an appointment letter

in Miss Mehra's name. Pronto.

What are you doing?

How can you appoint me?

Why not? Do I look like riffraff?

You look very honorable.

But he's very dangerous!

He'll fiire you because of me!

He can't fiire me.

- Why not? - He's the Managing

Directorwhile I'm the Chairman.

- What?

- And also his father!

Here's your appointment letter

You're joining us tomorrow.

Get to work.

Grandma! Grandma!

Grandma, sir has come.

He's come? He's had it today!

Relax, grandma. Control yourtemper.

- You shut up!

- Yes, mother?

- Is this the time to come home?

I'd asked you to come at 5!

I'm sorry. I was in the office.

Is your office more important

than Prem's drama?

We're all ready for half an hour.

Now hurry up orwe'll be late.

The son of Industrialist

Balraj Oberoi is an actor!

Prem is not fooling around.

He's acting in a stage play.

You keep quiet. You're his elder

brother. You should explain to him.

He must concentrate on business

instead of these wasteful hobbies.

Why does he need to work?

I am here. Let him do

whatever he feels like.

He's become responsible on his own.

You're spoiling him! He's

sheltered by you! Wasting money!

- Why have you made money? Forthese

sons, isn't it? - Mother, you...

Get the car out.

- Will they come with us?

- Of course.

You should have told me. I'd lock

the office and get my staff along.

Apart from us, who

would watch his play?

Don't underestimate Prem.

One day Prem will be the

brightest star of the stage.

Oh Lord in the sky,

listen to my plea if you exist.

There are hundreds of girls

in the world. Find one for me!

My father's daughter

calls me brother

My father's wife calls me son

My mother's brother

calls me nephew

My brother's daughter

calls me uncle

Oh Lord!

You've given me everything'

Now give me a pretty wife

who'll call me husband

It'll be nice to fiind

someone calling me husband

She'll have a child

calling me daddy

The child will get married

and also have a child

My daughter-in-law will call me

father-in-law and the child, grandpa

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