Chalet Girl Page #7

Oh, my God!

You guys are never going to believe

what happened to Jonny and Chloe.

Apparently there was this major

showdown at their engagement party.

Hattie says Chloe dumped Jonny

in front of everyone

and Jonny stormed out.

But Pips also tweeted that it was

Jonny who broke up with Chloe

and Chloe just passed out, right there.

Either way,

it was just super-dramatic, right?

Wh at?

I couldn't care less.

Welcome to Channel 419, broadcasting

live from St Anton, Austria.

Let's go to our girl on the scene,

Jasmine Kendal.

So it's finals day here in St Anton,

and one shot is all they get.

Come on, y'all. Let's make some noise!

The Roxy Slopestyle Pro! Whoo!

Come on, let this be the best event in

the history of snowboarding! Let's go!

Whoo!

(man) Good luck, Kim.

I hope you get a ride.

(Kim) Yeah, well, fingers crossed.

Thanks, Gunter.

Whoa, whoa, this area is reserved.

- Well, I'm the reserve.

- Oh, yes?

- Your tick here?

- Does it really matter?

- (Willy) You're not listening.

- (Tara) Enough. I'm doing it already.

Thanks.

(commentator)

By my count, nice. That's an 84!

Bethany Loux, getting high!

She's looking good!

Uh-oh, that bump's gonna cost her.

Halfway through the competition now,

and this thing is still wide open.

What's this? A front flip! Yes!

Awesome-tacularl

Some major amplitude on that hit! Sick!

Deep in the final stages.

It is getting tense!

Oh. And a super-smooth 720.

That takes Kjersti Buaas

into top spot!

Final three competitors

to the gate, please.

Howson, Beal and... Dakides.

You see, you must have a system

or else everything fails.

Now, my friend, my work here is done.

- Hey.

- Just wanted to say good luck.

Thanks.

Hey, you killed it in qualifying,

you know that?

- Up to the point where I screwed up.

- Yeah. Up until then.

(Willy) OK, Tara, it's ready.

- Well, I'll leave you to it.

- Thanks.

Pretty near perfect yesterday, babe.

What's left to prove?

Hey, Kim. Come back.

- You're riding.

- But no one's dropped out.

Try not to screw up this time, huh?

Hey, clipboard guy. I'm pulling out.

I gave my bib to Kim.

- Last up, lead qualifier...

- Hold on.

Wait... I'm being told that

Tara Dakides has had to pull out.

Her place is being taken

by Kim Matthews from the UK.

(yells)

(phone rings)

- Hello?

- (Kim) Channel 419.

I'm on. Now.

Ready?

J' Oh, take these storms away,

start a brand-new story

J' I'll make it through each day,

singing death or glory

- I Lord won't answer me

- Drei...

- J' I won't let it bring me down

- Zwei, eins...

Go!

What channel? Now?

Cheers, Bill. Les!

(commentator)

Kim 's coming up to the table.

- Come on.

- I Hold on

I Hold on

On the goalpost,

backside boardslide. Nice!

Yes!

Now what has she saved up for last?

J Hold on, hold on

I Where we belong

J My heart, my song

J We stand alone

I Where we belong

(commentator) Switch rodeo 900!

She is so sweet, my teeth hurt!

Yes!

Hey, whoa! Let's stay professional!

I'm her agent. All offers to me!

Ow. Ooh. Ow.

You were amazing, Betty.

Pull your chequebooks and follow me.

(Georgie) She's my friend!

I saw her first!

(all shriek)

(Jonny) Congratulations.

So I guess your hourly rate

just shot through the roof.

Oh, right. It's the lying bastard.

- Technically, I never lied to you.

- Withholding-the-truth bastard.

You hurt me, you know.

Look...

I'm sorry. I really am.

You know it's over...

Things are gonna have to change

now I'm a global snowboarding megastar.

You're right. You're completely

out of my league.

(Kim) Hm-hmm.

It would be really awkward

if I was always paying for everything.

I could be a kept man.

(Kim) Come here!

I've never kissed a girl

in a helmet before.

Safety first.

(Jonny) Oh, God.

We don't have a license for that stuff!

Alright.

Kim, come up here and get your prize!

That was so beautiful.

Georgie, from the moment

I laid eyes on you,

I knew that one day

we would be together

and now seeing you here I...

Shitballs.

How about you?

Want to catch a gondola?

- OK.

- Really?

And in first place, winning $25,000,

please welcome to the podium

Kim Matthews!

(crowd roars)

(commentated What a future

this girl has ahead of her! Amazing!

.P You say everything 's alright

.P I say nothing can go right, yeah

J' Oh, what a game you can play

J' Sad days add to confusion

J' Sad ways end in delusion, yeah

.P That's the name of the game

.P Well, I know your love is rough

I And the road you take is tough

I But I just can't get enough

I Chequered love

- Erm...

- I'm trying a bit of the old gourmet.

(laughs)

Oh, yeah? Who's the lucky lady?

You are?

I mean, only if you want to.

I mean, I only said that

cos I thought it sounded cool.

- I finish work at six.

- Six is good.

See you at six, then.

.P Well, I know your love is rough

I And the road you take is tough

I But I just can't get enough

I Chequered love

(presented Kim, this is big.

You know, pro snowboarder,

sponsorship deals all over the place.

And you totally rocked up

with some hot guy.

- So that's brilliant.

- He just keeps following me around.

If you want me to take him off your

hands, that is something I could do.

Yeah. We could sort of share him.

I Chequered love

.P You say everything 's alright

.P I say nothing can go right, yeah

J' Oh, what a game you can play

- (Jules) Oh! Nigel!

- (Nigel groans)

(Nigel) Jules, we did it!

It's under 90 seconds!

(Jules) Well done, babes.

J' Oh, I can't let go

.P Cos I need you so tonight

Whoo-hoo!

- Oh

- (laughter)

I Chequered love

(man) Action.

- This is your fault.

- You are welcome.

(glass smashes)

- Oh.

- (beep)

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