Chalk It Up Page #6

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- That's the goal.

- Honestly, though,

you guys were incredible today.

Hah, well, we achieved

one of my goals.

- Which was what?

- No major injuries.

Setting the

bar nice and high.

- I like it.

- What's going on?

- Apple?

- Oh, come on.

- What're you...

- Apple, is that you?

Oh, ho ho, thank goodness.

Apple, it's only six

months till my wedding,

and I'm running

a simple rehearsal,

but Tanya had to bail on me

because some

bridezilla was like,

my invitations

are ivory and not mocha.

And Sally and mark

are stuck in a study session.

So, they were supposed to be

my bride and groom.

So, come with me.

Come, come, come.

Right this way.

Come, come, come.

And, ta-da.

You set this all up

after the competition?

- Yep.

- Wow.

It looks really beautiful,

but we actually

- need to get to the library.

- Who's this?

- Chet...

- Oh, great.

I was so over Todd.

Now, I'm gonna need you guys

to start over here

and end over there.

So, I'm gonna move throughout

just to make sure

I can see everything, okay?

Wait right here.

- I'm sorry.

- She seems lovely.

Now, I have to have

all the chairs

out of here by two,

so, new boy,

you're gonna be my groom.

Go.

Shall we?

And, three, two, one, march.

She's one of

my sorority sisters.

A little slower.

And I was there at her proposal.

Step together.

Step together.

And I also know her

wedding planner, too.

Give me more sway with your hips, apple.

I want sexy.

It's fine. You don't

have to keep explaining.

No, no, no,

no, no, touching.

Step together.

Step together.

This is actually

what I had planned for today.

- So, it works out.

- Step together.

And, stop.

You look like you were gyrating.

It, it's okay.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today

to celebrate this couple

in holy matrimony?

Emily, do you take Chelsey...

Named after his father.

- Do you?

- I do.

Okay, good.

And, Chelsey, do you take Emily?

- I do.

- Oh, good.

- Now, kiss.

- What?

Well, I now pronounce you

man and wife.

- Kiss.

- No, I can't.

Oh.

Perfect.

That's the shot.

That is the front

of my photo album.

Oh, my gosh.

Bye-bye.

Hi-yah!

Ugh!

Apple, what're you doing?

- Woo! Nice one.

- Thanks.

A little Kung Fu mixed with some parkour.

It's no biggie.

- Here.

- Oh, no, I'm good.

- I'm good.

- Okay.

Why are you sweaty?

I don't know.

I must've gone, like, five miles.

It's all a blur.

After I kissed Chet,

I just, I started running,

and then I got lost,

and it was dark,

and there was some frat people,

and there were a lot

of people...

- What?

- You kissed Chet?

I kissed Chet.

What does that mean?

Oh, I don't know!

Yeah, that's awesome!

That's awesome!

- Apple, no. -I think

I know what the...

- I'm in a meeting. -I think

I know what the problem is.

Hey, apple Mccreighton-hill.

- Francesca.

- Pleasure.

- Can you hold this?

- Oh.

As, as much as

I've grown accustomed

- to your, uh, overdone...

- Ornamented?

Presentations,

a simple email will suffice.

- Preston.

- Mr. Kelly.

We both know

that you're secretly

rooting for the gymnastics team.

If my secretly rooting

meaning praying

that its very existence

doesn't cost me my job?

Then, yes, I am in a meeting.

- I will be quick.

- Good-bye.

Ugh! But this is where I

wow you with my ideas

for competition gear

and new equipment.

Actually, you know what?

Come here.

How did you hack the greentube to

cover all the gymnastics meets?

I know better

than to incriminate...

Could you do the same thing

with the rugby meets?

- Yeah, of course, but...

- Then do it.

- Rugby, too?

- Just get out of here.

Hey.

I'm so nervous.

Todd's flight doesn't get in

for another 20 minutes.

We haven't seen each other

in over a month.

Do you think

it's gonna be weird?

No, you guys are gonna be fine.

My personal statement

for the CIA application.

What?

When did you finish it?

Yesterday.

Okay, be completely critical,

mark it up.

- I need perfection.

- Absolutely.

I will do my best work.

I can't believe it's happening.

I know. You're gonna

be in the CIA.

And you're gonna get Todd.

Did you say his flight

gets in in 20 minutes?

- Yeah. -That is hardly

ample preparation time.

Okay.

Oh, Todd.

It is open.

Hi.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- I was just...

- Looking for Todd?

- Yeah.

- He's in the bathroom.

He'll be out in, uh,

just a minute, I think.

You guys live together?

Yeah, uh, well,

when he left, uh,

Jeremy moved in with Mike.

So when he came back,

I was the only guy on the team

who didn't have a roommate.

Okay, so you guys

live together now.

- Yeah.

- Does he know?

Does he know what?

Look, uh, why don't

you take a seat.

He'll be out in a second,

and, uh...

I'm sure you guys

have a lot to catch up on.

I'll talk to you later.

Yay.

He's gonna

have to hurry, but it looks like

he might just come up

a little bit short,

but still...

I missed you, babe.

I missed you, too.

I have an idea.

You want to help me unpack

and organize my closet?

Remember how you used to do it

with the color coordination?

That rocked.

Uh, the boxes

are right over there.

- Thanks, babe.

- Okay.

No one does it like you.

There you go.

Yeah, what...

And kudos to the crowd

who are trying to bring him

across the finish line.

- Done.

- Good job, babe.

Nice.

Yeah, you brought back

a lot of clothes.

But I was able to get them

all in once I figured out

- the right folding system.

- Hmm.

Oh, and you brought back this.

I'm sure it just shrunk

in the wash, right?

Okay.

I'm gonna get these down

to the laundry room.

- Uh, apple.

- Huh?

Come here.

We have to break up.

I'm sorry.

The damage

has been done

the damage

has been done

and I can't

make you stay...

gotcha.

Four minutes past curfew.

Okay.

30 seconds

on the clock

I should've worn

waterproof mascara.

Cali, he dumped me.

Oh, no.

'cause as the strings

swell in

- I can't argue back.

- Sorry.

If I was ready

when you were

here's my acceptance speech

I wish that I lived up

to what

you thought I'd be

'cause now

you're movin' on

we're past the point

of no return

but I accept the point

I've had to learn

Becky, if you add a half twist,

it'll up your start value

by five tenths.

Okay, coach.

Where is our fearless leader?

Um...

Point your toes on

those jumps, Angelina.

Uh, man.

Apple, where...

- Wow.

- I know, right?

At first I wasn't sure

about this sweater.

And then I was, like,

how could I live

without this sweater?

Uh, I was referring

to the length.

You missed practice again.

Oh, yeah, woops.

The meet is this weekend.

- Yeah...

- Yeah?

About that.

You know how everyone told me

it was a stupid idea

to build a gymnastics team

to win back a boy?

- Well, I didn't. -Well, you

should have because it was.

That was a pitiful attempt

to be something more of my life.

To not be mediocre.

Like you with the CIA.

Or cashew when wanting

to run for president.

- Okay. -I'm mediocre.

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