Channeling Page #4

The thing got pretty bad.

The good news is it'll

probably retain the???

- That lens save his vision.

- Thank God for that.

OK... Well..

What now?

tomorrow we visit

that place Gabe found.

Make sure isn't all for nothing.

Yeah, these designs are

all by Jay Bahn,

And I'm like... loving it.

Yeah well... maybe

this one

not as much... uh...

Wow, I mean...

I kind of thought...

You know what, guys?

I'm actually gonna get ready on my own.

But when you get that push text

tune in because tonight

is gonna be different.

Hey Ash...

Nice muffin top.

Really sexy.

Ashleigh, could you stand

up straight, please?

You could be so much prettier

if you'd just stand up straight.

And Ashleigh, stop mumbling,

use your words.

How could you be so f***ing

ugly and stupid and fat?

of course he doesn't

actually like you.

Why would he?

Are you gonna channel this place?

What's the old saying?

Sunlight is the best disinfectant

This place could use some sunlight.

Need a light?

Alright, take care.

I bet 200 they shoot someone.

Alright, moving right along.

Details are as follows

Chandler had unprotected sex

with men four weeks ago

Her recent menstrual cycle is late.

However, Chandler has a

history of sporadic period.

So we are placing the

odds at 2 to 1 for this test

to confirm pregnancy.

Alright, betting's open,

please place your bet.

OK, got it.

- I'm nervous

- I know, sweetie.

Place your bets.

I think she's pregnant.

Placing the odds at 2 to 1.

Alright, so...

You just peel this and...

in three minutes we'll know

- Ok...

- Wait, what if I'm too nervous to pee?

Will you, will you just

stay here? I know that's weird.

Yeah, no, I'll stay.

I don't mind.

Just don't fart.

I know.

Ok, betting's closed.

Thank you.

Pregnant.

Congratulations to the

winner and the new mother.

Alright, now winners, you may

choose to extend betting

to the next context

Just keep in mind it is a long-term

bet so please plan accordingly.

Hans, could you step in for me?

- Thank you.

- Let's get out of here.

Security!

Over here.

Alright, moving right along,

No!

Hey! Mine!

Get back!

Get... back!

Alright, we walk out of here or I'll

paint you all with this guy's DNA. Got it?

Was that the dead man

who stole my car?

Whose friend just hacked our site?

I'm not sure it's

the same guy, Cole.

I mean, it looked like

him but I don't know.

Let me give you an

old suggestion, Tanner.

It's called a strategical moment.

I need commitment of the longest of sorts.

It's not something you do

in HALF MEASURES!

I can fix this.

Alright? I'll grab the guys and we'll go.

Go what? Go what?

He's got 80, 000 bloody

witnesses in his pants.

Take care of it.

Go on. Piss off.

Keep your head back.

Does it hurt?

Put your head up.

And keep it up.

You're quite handsome.

Here we go. It's not that bad.

You'll get blood in my hair.

Let them see.

Look, a lot's happened today and

my head is just kind of spinning.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go.

Wait.

Turn this thing off... please.

Open like this.

Look at me.

Hey guys.

Standing outside the entrance to Club Feux.

Expecting for Victoria

to arrive any second.

Now, you know every time

Victoria shows up it's a story, but

especially tonight because

she is under house arrest so

Her presence her or any place

that serves alcohol, for that matter,

is a violation of her parole.

Uh, are you Max from that show?

Yeah. I'm just waiting

for Victoria to show up.

- Yawn.

- Stop it, Mandy.

Listen, I'm gonna go out for a drink.

I think I know you two,

you serve the fashion thing, right?

- You girls are spicy!

- Yeah!

That's us. We actually just got a sponsor.

What's your work like?

We were hoping you'd say that.

Uh, Ashleigh, what you wearing?

- We are wearing our new-

- Wait, folks, there she is.

And who is she with? What is

she wearing? Oh, no.

That is awesome.

That's a bedazzled ankle monitor.

Oh! Meow!

Hey.

That... was... awesome.

Yeah, we were basically

the opening act for Victoria.

- Come on.

- Wait, hold on a second.

I just want my father to

see how cute you are.

- They're not interested in me.

- Oh, really?

Ok, you want me to turn on comments?

- No, actually, I really... really don't.

- Text please.

Can we not do this now?

Let's see. Talia in Trevor

City said "he is so hot."

Ashleigh...

Sara in Boca Raton says

"Don't trust him, Ashleigh!" And she

even used an angry emoticon.

What to do?

- But you're so popular with my general.

- That's great.

What is your general like? Eleven year-old

girls? they don't buy snowboards.

Eleven to seventeen year old girls.

And a smattering of thirty age women.

Members of the LGBT community I present.

Not to mention all the fine

people that just want a glimpse of you.

Come on.

What are you doing?

I'm just... checking to see how we did.

So, did you get the high score?

What?

Your ratings.

How are they?

Do you mean our ratings?

I'm surprised anyone else

was concerned, Those were biased ratings.

- Congratulations.

- That was the point, wasn't it?

Nice job.

I'm gonna go.

Do you want me to give you a ride?

I can drop you somewhere.

Why don't you crash here and

I'll just... I'll go sleep in my dad's?

Wow.

Sure is chivalrous of you.

I don't think I want to spend one

more night in this bed or this apartment.

You can have it.

I'm real sorry I'm

not my brother, Tara.

Yeah, you're right about that.

Why don't you give me

some pointers then? From memory?

F***... you.

You think I'm a slut? fine, assume

whatever you want.

I don't have any pointers for you

because me and your brother

never happened.

I guess Wyatt didn't want

me to become confused.

I think we should take a picture!

Look, Ash.

Vick's got a fresh pedicure.

Do you think she did that

or do you think it was her cell mate?

I don't know that.

Hey guys, does this ankle monitor

make my ankle look big?

Can I have the picture with Santa too?

Oh-oh.

Look who's coming to town.

Having fun?

- Yes.

- You're Ashleigh, right?

- Yeah.

- You're into casting, right?

Yeah, a bit. Um...

This is Madison.

We just got sponsored.

Nice! What's like a

lot of followers to you?

Oh, I don't know, maybe like 20, 000?

I get more than that

when I get a pedicure.

So how about tonight? Any change?

Um... yeah...

we've got already like... 40K.

But I figure it's gonna be like

that when we get a sponsor.

Somehow I don't think that's it.

Victoria... drop it.

- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

- Drop it!

Are we..wait... was she in on it?

I mean, she can't possibly

be that naive, right?

- What are you guys talking about?

- Victoria... seriously.

Ash, sweetie, a little advice.

if you're gonna f***

Conner while he's casting,

don't get on top. Stay

on missionary position.

It's a little more modest.

Ashleigh

Nice, Conner, real nice.

And Victoria? She's a total b*tch.

Are you gonna unfriend me?

Are we unfriends?

Ashleigh stop. Ashleigh seriously.

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