Charlie: A Toy Story Page #2

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get to you now, did you?

No.

You know...

those two are bullies.

And you're an amazing kid

and they're just

jealous of you.

I don't think so, Dad.

All right, talk to me.

Well, Dad, why would

they be jealous of me?

I mean, they have all

this awesome stuff.

Scooter has

a big-screen TV in his room

with three different

video game systems

and Robbie carries his video

games everywhere he goes.

I don't have

any of that stuff.

I just have these stupid toys

that don't do anything.

They think I'm weird.

- Maybe I am weird--

- Hey.

You stop right there, Caden.

You're not weird.

Toys we make here

are way cooler.

So what if you

have to use your mind

and your imagination to

play with them?

When did that

become a bad thing?

They're spoiled bullies

that stare at

screens all day.

I don't think that's very

awesome at all.

It can't be doing much

for their brains, either.

Come on, they throw

eggs at you?

How original is that?

You shot

syrup at 'em.

I mean, everybody knows

that syrup

is a way more advanced

breakfast-based battle toy.

And then you top it off

with pink feathers?

That's classy, buddy.

And besides, their big,

technified" bully brains

came up with some of the worst

name-calling

that I've ever heard.

How'd you know?

Your mother called.

She was worried.

I mean, come on.

The best they

could come up with was

flea-bitten mutt"?

And scaredy-cat dog.

All right.

Hey, why don't you grab

your attack dog over there

and follow me,

'cause I have something

to show you.

Robbie!

Can you chill?

Have you ever

heard of pause?

Put that baby toy away

and focus.

Fine.

It's not a baby toy.

It's got two

ARM processors,

an ARM 7E-S main CPU

and a TDMI

pro-processor

at clocked speeds

of 67 megahertz

and 33 megahertz,

respectively.

You are such a techie tool.

Come on.

We are not letting

Wonder toy boy

get away with

feathering us.

We're almost there.

Now, where are we going

and what exactly

are we going to do?

We're going to your

grandma's house

for cookies and milk.

Huh?

My grandma lives

four hours away,

and, dude, you know

I'm lactose intolerant.

Come on!

Can't you reboot your

brain or something?

We are going

to get dog boy.

He wasn't at his little

girly playhouse

so he must be at his daddy's

pathetic excuse for

a toy store.

My dad has a real toy store.

Too bad for

Lame and Lame -Jr.

They're going down.

What are you

gonna show me, Dad?

It's what I've been

working on

for the last three years.

Now, I've been

waiting to show you

until I knew for sure

that it worked.

Does it?

Yes.

Well, what is it?

Dad?

It's just...

I think I've done

it this time, son.

Invented a toy that can not

only change things for me,

but... for us.

But it could be

so much bigger than that.

It's just

I'm a little nervous.

I thought I had it

in the past

and, well,

for whatever reason,

things just didn't

take off.

You mean like

My Funky Pet Skunky?

That was just a little

too lifelike.

The Helium Plus

Super Balloon.

Somehow I forgot

to test on under-sixes.

Ahh:

Ahh:

Ultimate Army Ant Farm.

The Supersonic

One-Man Band Set.

Life-size Bubba

Bubble Gum.

- The Turbo Skateboard that--

- Yes.

Yeah, yes, okay.

In the past,

not everything has

worked out as I planned.

I think I did it

this time.

I just hope it works.

I want to keep the toy store.

And I want to

make you proud.

You're my dad.

I'll always be

proud of you,

no matter what.

Okay.

What if I could change back

the way children play?

To tap into

their imagination

like no one else has?

Dad, seriously,

show me.

The suspense is killing me.

Breathe in this moment, Caden.

Ready, Dad.

Go ahead.

Wow;

Ready, buddy?

Ready, Dad.

Here we go.

Hold on to your seats,

gentlemen.

Wow;

Wow.

Wow.

Dad... it's amazing.

What is it?

It's Wondermation.

It's everything.

It's anything

you want it to be.

Imagine something that

can transform

more amazingly

than any transformer,

that can sculpt more

fantastically

than any modeling clay,

that can create more

creatively than any dream.

All you have to do is

use your imagination.

It can be anything

you want it to be.

Anything?

- Anything?

- Anything?

Anything.

But how?

I've been working on it

for years,

creating the ultimate

transforming, creationin""

imaginationing" toy.

Do you see that?

Whatever.

It's just another one

of his crazy ideas.

I needed to perfect

the scientific formula for

the ideal substance

that could access

the wildest gamut

of toy-making material.

Well, that's a bunch of

technical boring stuff.

Basically, it can...

Well, I think it can.

No, I believe it can

become any

toy you desire.

All you have to do

is believe and use

your imagination.

Oh yeah, and it

has to be a real toy.

None of this silly

electronic stuff.

Can you see?

- Take a video with your phone.

- What?

Have you lost your mind?

What he's talking about

is impossible.

Shut up, I know.

Just take it,

just in case.

My dad has to see this.

If Professor Looney Tunes

has created something

incredible,

we're gonna

get our hands on it

before anybody else does.

Good plan!

Dude, I said take a video,

not a picture!

Come on, let's go!

Don't let them see us!

It's okay, buddy.

There's nobody out there.

Come on, I want to see

what Wondermation can do.

Come on.

Okay, so-- so what

you're telling me

is that

the completely bonkers

toy Wonder man-child

has made a toy

that not only works

but is also absolutely

amazing?

Not possible.

He's a total fruitcake.

What, sweetie?

Did you say fruitcake?

I think we still have some

left over from your mother's--

No, Misti, no.

But didn't you just say

fruitcake?

I can get you

boys some, it's no trouble.

- No.

- No.

But you can make me dinner

later, how's that?

Okay.

Uh... is this it?

Wow.

Awesome.

I'm telling you,

I didn't get

a really close look

but it actually looked

pretty amazing,

which is too

cool for his loser

and his loser son to have

for themselves.

- Just look at this.

- Okay.

Scooter, I really

can't tell anything

from this video, son.

See how it shuts off there

with the bright flash?

You're gonna have

to bring me something

better than that for me

to bother with

a lower-level competitor

who makes

magical toys "

Okay?

Okay, Dad.

I'll get you what

you wanted.

How's dinner coming, baby?

Oh, what a day.

There you go.

Can I get you guys

anything else?

Want anything?

Aw, thanks, boy.

That's why I let you

stay inside.

Charlie!

Where's your manners?

I am so sorry.

- He's a hopeless flirt.

- Oh, no worries.

He's adorable.

Now, I don't want to

rush you guys,

but just to let you know,

we close in about 15 minutes.

Wait, it's almost 9:00?

Yes, sir,

it's a quarter 'til.

Oh, your mother

is gonna kill me.

Where did the time go?

Okay.

No, that's not for you.

- Dad?

- Yeah.

Your Wondermation toy box

is really amazing.

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