Chastity Bites
[Kid static's "moonlight"
plays]
my state of mind I ain't lying
lose my state of mind I ain't
lying like a lion lying down now
I ain't lying like a lion lying down now now,
calm down, child
like a lion lying down now now,
calm down, child it's just this thing got me
now, calm down,
child it's just this thing got me wild now
it's just this thing got me wild
now you taste like moonlight
wild now you taste like
moonlight lose my state of mind
my state of mind I ain't lying
lose my state of mind I ain't
lying like a lion lying down now
I ain't lying like a lion lying down now now,
calm down, child
like a lion lying down now now,
calm down, child it's just this thing got me
now, calm down,
child it's just this thing got me wild now
it's just this thing got me wild now [Moans]
Wild now [Moans] [Breathing heavily]
[Moans] [Breathing heavily] Stop!
[Breathing heavily] Stop!
Come on! Stop!
Stop! Come on!
Stop! Geez, nicole!
Come on! Stop!
Geez, nicole! What gives?
Geez, nicole! What gives?
I thought you liked what I was
what gives?
I thought you liked what I was doing this time.
I thought you liked what I was doing this time.
Didn't it feel good?
Doing this time. Didn't it feel good?
Sure it did, george.
Didn't it feel good? Sure it did, george.
So, think how good it will
sure it did, george.
So, think how good it will feel when we don't stop.
So, think how good it will feel when we don't stop.
[Smack!]
Feel when we don't stop.
[Smack!] What did I say?
[Smack!] What did I say?
Ow! I'm sorry!
What did I say? Ow!
I'm sorry! Going all the way is
ow! I'm sorry!
Going all the way is something we're just not ready
going all the way is something we're just not ready for.
Something we're just not ready for.
Well, I feel ready.
For. Well, I feel ready.
[Smack!]
Well, I feel ready.
[Smack!] Pay attention!
[Smack!] Pay attention!
Ow! I'm listening!
Pay attention! Ow! I'm listening!
George, sex is a sacred act.
Ow! I'm listening! George, sex is a sacred act.
All right, now, two people may
george, sex is a sacred act. All right, now,
two people may love each other and have all
all right, now, two people may love each other
and have all sorts of other feelings, but it
love each other and have all sorts of other feelings,
but it just isn't right if those two
sorts of other feelings, but it just isn't right
if those two people aren't joined in the holy
just isn't right if those two people aren't
joined in the holy sacrament of marriage.
People aren't joined in the holy sacrament of marriage.
I mean, sex without that
sacrament of marriage. I mean,
sex without that sanctified bond may lead the
I mean, sex without that sanctified bond
may lead the fornicators to be punished by
sanctified bond may lead the fornicators to be
punished by having retarded bastard babies
fornicators to be punished by having retarded
bastard babies or burning in the eternal fires
having retarded bastard babies or
burning in the eternal fires of damnation!
Or burning in the eternal fires of damnation!
You don't want that, do you,
of damnation! You don't want that,
do you, george?
You don't want that,
do you, george? No.
George? No.
[Exhales sharply]
No.
[Exhales sharply] [Sighs]
[Exhales sharply] [Sighs] You should really be thanking
[sighs] You should really be thanking me.
You should really be thanking me.
I mean, my willpower is the only
me. I mean,
my willpower is the only thing standing between us and
I mean, my willpower is the only thing
standing between us and the gates of hell.
Thing standing between us and the gates of hell.
Remember -- the only truly safe
the gates of hell.
Remember -- the only truly safe sex is no sex.
Remember -- the only truly safe sex is no sex.
[Chuckles]
Sex is no sex.
[Chuckles] [Gasps]
[Chuckles] [Gasps] [Chokes]
[Gasps] [Chokes] [Screaming]
Well,
I feel so good I feel so good and I don't know why
I feel so good and I don't
know why and I don't know why
and I don't know why and I don't know why well,
I don't feel nothing
and I don't know why well,
I don't feel nothing 'cause I'm dead inside
well, I don't feel nothing 'cause I'm
dead inside and I'm up to my eyes in
'cause I'm dead inside
and I'm up to my eyes in dirt
and I'm up to my eyes in dirt well,
I feel so strange
dirt well,
I feel so strange I don't feel so good
well, I feel so strange I don't
feel so good and I don't know why
I don't feel so good and I don't
know why and I don't know why
and I don't know why and I don't know why well,
I don't feel nothing
and I don't know why well,
I don't feel nothing 'cause I'm dead inside
well, I don't feel nothing 'cause I'm
dead inside and I'm up to my eyes in
'cause I'm dead inside
and I'm up to my eyes in dirt
[School bell rings] Damn it.
I just need a couple more
damn it.
I just need a couple more minutes to finish this story
I just need a couple more minutes
Minutes to finish this story outline.
I know.
Outline. I know.
I was just getting to the best
I know.
I was just getting to the best part.
I was just getting to the best part.
Ugh. Yuck.
Part. Ugh. Yuck.
How can you read this
ugh. Yuck.
How can you read this sentimental tripe?
How can you read this sentimental tripe?
What? It's romantic.
Sentimental tripe? What?
It's romantic. Kath, I keep telling you.
What? It's romantic. Kath, I keep telling you.
Romance is just another
kath, I keep telling you.
Romance is just another patriarchal social construct
romance is just another patriarchal
social construct designed to keep women
patriarchal social construct designed to keep
women submissive and teaching us, yet
designed to keep women submissive and teaching us,
yet again, that our sexuality is our
submissive and teaching us, yet again,
that our sexuality is our most marketable commodity.
Again, that our sexuality is our most
marketable commodity. Okay, gloria steinem.
Most marketable commodity.
Okay, gloria steinem. And here to illustrate my
okay, gloria steinem.
And here to illustrate my point...
And here to illustrate my point... Look, y'all.
Point... Look, y'all.
It's los lesbos de san griento.
Look, y'all. It's los lesbos de san griento.
[Laughter]
It's los lesbos de san griento.
[Laughter] And I think we know which one's
[laughter] And I think we know which one's the butch.
And I think we know which one's the butch.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The butch. Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought bi-curious
oh, I'm sorry.
I thought bi-curious girl-on-girl action was still
I thought bi-curious girl-on-girl
action was still trendy this week.
Girl-on-girl action was still trendy this week.
I don't want to be rude, but
trendy this week. I don't want to be rude,
but not if you're fugly, honey.
I don't want to be rude,
but not if you're fugly, honey. [Laughter]
Not if you're fugly, honey.
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