Chastity Bites Page #2
[Laughter] Yeah.
[Laughter] Yeah.
It's not like you're a
yeah.
It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.
It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.
Wow, I guess I'd be crushed
tila tequila and sasha grey. Wow, I guess
I'd be crushed by that if all my role models
wow, I guess I'd be crushed by that if all
my role models were brainless porn stars.
By that if all my role models were brainless porn stars.
Which reminds me, I saw her
were brainless porn stars. Which reminds me,
I saw her in the gym the other day.
Which reminds me,
I saw her in the gym the other day. Full bush.
In the gym the other day.
Full bush. Ugh.
Full bush. Ugh.
Ugh. Better watch those rug burns.
Yeah, saw you, too.
Better watch those rug burns. Yeah, saw you, too.
Somewhere hitler's missing his
yeah, saw you, too.
Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.
Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.
Ew.
Mustache.
Ew. Who?
Ew. Who?
Let's roll, chicas.
Who? Let's roll, chicas.
It smells like fish taco tuesday
let's roll, chicas.
It smells like fish taco tuesday over here.
It smells like fish taco tuesday over here.
[Laughter]
Over here.
[Laughter] Ugh.
[Laughter] Ugh.
Prime examples of what I was
ugh.
Prime examples of what I was just talking about.
Prime examples of what I was just talking about.
Kath.
Just talking about.
Kath. Hmm?
Kath. Hmm?
Come on.
Hmm? Come on.
They're just a bunch of wannabe
come on.
They're just a bunch of wannabe hiltons from hicktown.
They're just a bunch of wannabe hiltons from hicktown.
What do you care what they
hiltons from hicktown.
What do you care what they think?
What do you care what they think?
I know, but...
Think? I know, but... Okay,
maybe your article
I know, but... Okay,
maybe your article exposing the seedy underbelly of
okay, maybe your article exposing the seedy
underbelly of the prom committee wasn't the
exposing the seedy underbelly of the prom
committee wasn't the smartest choice for a social
the prom committee wasn't the smartest
choice for a social standing at this school.
Smartest choice for a social standing at this school.
What?
Standing at this school. What?
I changed the names to protect
what?
I changed the names to protect the guilty.
I changed the names to protect the guilty.
Speaking of my high journalistic
the guilty. Speaking of my high journalistic standards,
what do you think of
speaking of my high journalistic standards,
what do you think of this story?
Standards, what do you think of this story?
"What is san griento security
this story?
"What is san griento security really protecting us from?"
"What is san griento security really protecting us from?"
It'd be, like, an investigation
really protecting us from?" It'd be, like,
an investigation on why this community felt the
it'd be, like, an investigation on why this
community felt the need to privatize its police
on why this community felt the
need to privatize its police force.
Need to privatize its police force.
force. You already wrote about
sgs and racial profiling last year.
You already wrote about sgs and racial
profiling last year. No, but this is a totally
and racial profiling last year.
No, but this is a totally different angle.
No, but this is a totally different angle.
Leah.
Different angle.
Leah. [Sighs]
Leah. [Sighs] Oh,
you're right.
[Sighs] Oh, you're right.
It's too similar.
Oh, you're right.
It's too similar. Ugh, damn it.
It's too similar. Ugh, damn it.
Hey, you'll think of a great
ugh, damn it.
Hey, you'll think of a great story.
Hey, you'll think of a great story.
You always do.
Story. You always do.
Yeah, but I don't need a
you always do.
Yeah, but I don't need a story.
Yeah, but I don't need a story.
I need the story if I've got any
story.
I need the story if I've got any shot at a journalism
i need the story if I've got any
shot at a journalism scholarship.
Shot at a journalism scholarship.
Hey, you never know.
Scholarship. Hey, you never know.
Griento-gate might be just right
hey, you never know. Griento-gate might
be just right around the corner waiting to
griento-gate might be just right around the corner
waiting to make you the next rachel maddow.
Around the corner waiting to make
you the next rachel maddow. Hmm.
Make you the next rachel maddow.
Hmm. I like the sound of that.
Hmm. I like the sound of that.
[Chuckles]
I like the sound of that.
[Chuckles] What did she mean by rug burn?
[Chuckles] What did she mean by rug burn?
Put it out of your mind.
What did she mean by rug burn?
Put it out of your mind. Heads up, comrade.
Hi. Hi.
[Speaks spanish]
Hi.
[Speaks spanish] I'm good.
[Speaks spanish] I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you? I'm good.
How are you?
I'm good. Leah --
I'm good.
Leah -- bye.
Leah -- bye.
Love is in the air.
Bye. Love is in the air.
What? Who?
Love is in the air. What?
Who? Oh, please.
What? Who? Oh, please.
Dude, paul jimenez has had it
oh, please. Dude, paul jimenez has
had it bad for you since jump street,
dude, paul jimenez has had it bad for you since
jump street, and you still won't toss him a
bad for you since jump street,
and you still won't toss him a crumb of your affection.
And you still won't toss him a crumb of your affection.
Well, according to the
crumb of your affection.
Well, according to the hiltons, I may be in the market
well, according to the hiltons,
I may be in the market for a beard.
Hiltons, I may be in the market for a beard.
Oh! Ba-dum!
For a beard. Oh!
Ba-dum! Both:
Ching!Oh! Ba-dum! Both: Ching!
All right, I'll see you
both:
Ching! All right,I'll see you later, old buddy, old pal.
All right, I'll see you later, old buddy,
old pal. [School bell rings]
Later, old buddy, old pal.
[School bell rings] [Laughter]
[School bell rings] [Laughter] Right?
[Laughter] Right?
[Indistinct conversation]
Right? [Indistinct conversation] I mean,
I shouldn't be
[indistinct conversation] I mean,
I shouldn't be surprised, 'cause she wears that
I mean, I shouldn't be surprised,
'cause she wears that every single day.
Surprised, 'cause she wears that every single day.
It's ridic-- [Laughs]
Every single day.
It's ridic-- [Laughs] [Laughing] It's so stupid.
It's ridic-- [Laughs] [Laughing] It's so stupid.
[laughing] It's so stupid.
Ashley, I would never say you're lying, but for reals.
Ashley, I would never say you're lying,
but for reals. Have you not gone all the way
you're lying, but for reals.
Have you not gone all the way with carson yet?
Have you not gone all the way with carson yet?
Hello?
With carson yet? Hello?
We've been talking about doing
hello? We've been talking about doing
this as a team since we were in
we've been talking about doing this as
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