Chastity Bites Page #2

Synopsis: In the early 1600's, Countess Elizabeth Bathory slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she's found a perfect hunting ground for her 'botox' as an abstinence educator in conservative America, and the young ladies of San Griento High are poised to be her next victims. But will her unholy ritual finally be stopped by Leah Ratliff, a feminist blogger and ambitious reporter for the school paper?
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): John V. Knowles
Production: Grand Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.8
TV-MA
Year:
2013
93 min
Website
106 Views


[Laughter] Yeah.

[Laughter] Yeah.

It's not like you're a

yeah.

It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.

It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.

Wow, I guess I'd be crushed

tila tequila and sasha grey. Wow, I guess

I'd be crushed by that if all my role models

wow, I guess I'd be crushed by that if all

my role models were brainless porn stars.

By that if all my role models were brainless porn stars.

Which reminds me, I saw her

were brainless porn stars. Which reminds me,

I saw her in the gym the other day.

Which reminds me,

I saw her in the gym the other day. Full bush.

In the gym the other day.

Full bush. Ugh.

Full bush. Ugh.

Better watch those rug burns.

Ugh. Better watch those rug burns.

Yeah, saw you, too.

Better watch those rug burns. Yeah, saw you, too.

Somewhere hitler's missing his

yeah, saw you, too.

Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.

Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.

Ew.

Mustache.

Ew. Who?

Ew. Who?

Let's roll, chicas.

Who? Let's roll, chicas.

It smells like fish taco tuesday

let's roll, chicas.

It smells like fish taco tuesday over here.

It smells like fish taco tuesday over here.

[Laughter]

Over here.

[Laughter] Ugh.

[Laughter] Ugh.

Prime examples of what I was

ugh.

Prime examples of what I was just talking about.

Prime examples of what I was just talking about.

Kath.

Just talking about.

Kath. Hmm?

Kath. Hmm?

Come on.

Hmm? Come on.

They're just a bunch of wannabe

come on.

They're just a bunch of wannabe hiltons from hicktown.

They're just a bunch of wannabe hiltons from hicktown.

What do you care what they

hiltons from hicktown.

What do you care what they think?

What do you care what they think?

I know, but...

Think? I know, but... Okay,

maybe your article

I know, but... Okay,

maybe your article exposing the seedy underbelly of

okay, maybe your article exposing the seedy

underbelly of the prom committee wasn't the

exposing the seedy underbelly of the prom

committee wasn't the smartest choice for a social

the prom committee wasn't the smartest

choice for a social standing at this school.

Smartest choice for a social standing at this school.

What?

Standing at this school. What?

I changed the names to protect

what?

I changed the names to protect the guilty.

I changed the names to protect the guilty.

Speaking of my high journalistic

the guilty. Speaking of my high journalistic standards,

what do you think of

speaking of my high journalistic standards,

what do you think of this story?

Standards, what do you think of this story?

"What is san griento security

this story?

"What is san griento security really protecting us from?"

"What is san griento security really protecting us from?"

It'd be, like, an investigation

really protecting us from?" It'd be, like,

an investigation on why this community felt the

it'd be, like, an investigation on why this

community felt the need to privatize its police

on why this community felt the

need to privatize its police force.

Need to privatize its police force.

You already wrote about sgs

force. You already wrote about

sgs and racial profiling last year.

You already wrote about sgs and racial

profiling last year. No, but this is a totally

and racial profiling last year.

No, but this is a totally different angle.

No, but this is a totally different angle.

Leah.

Different angle.

Leah. [Sighs]

Leah. [Sighs] Oh,

you're right.

[Sighs] Oh, you're right.

It's too similar.

Oh, you're right.

It's too similar. Ugh, damn it.

It's too similar. Ugh, damn it.

Hey, you'll think of a great

ugh, damn it.

Hey, you'll think of a great story.

Hey, you'll think of a great story.

You always do.

Story. You always do.

Yeah, but I don't need a

you always do.

Yeah, but I don't need a story.

Yeah, but I don't need a story.

I need the story if I've got any

story.

I need the story if I've got any shot at a journalism

i need the story if I've got any

shot at a journalism scholarship.

Shot at a journalism scholarship.

Hey, you never know.

Scholarship. Hey, you never know.

Griento-gate might be just right

hey, you never know. Griento-gate might

be just right around the corner waiting to

griento-gate might be just right around the corner

waiting to make you the next rachel maddow.

Around the corner waiting to make

you the next rachel maddow. Hmm.

Make you the next rachel maddow.

Hmm. I like the sound of that.

Hmm. I like the sound of that.

[Chuckles]

I like the sound of that.

[Chuckles] What did she mean by rug burn?

[Chuckles] What did she mean by rug burn?

Put it out of your mind.

What did she mean by rug burn?

Put it out of your mind. Heads up, comrade.

Hi. Hi.

[Speaks spanish]

Hi.

[Speaks spanish] I'm good.

[Speaks spanish] I'm good.

How are you?

I'm good.

How are you? I'm good.

How are you?

I'm good. Leah --

I'm good.

Leah -- bye.

Leah -- bye.

Love is in the air.

Bye. Love is in the air.

What? Who?

Love is in the air. What?

Who? Oh, please.

What? Who? Oh, please.

Dude, paul jimenez has had it

oh, please. Dude, paul jimenez has

had it bad for you since jump street,

dude, paul jimenez has had it bad for you since

jump street, and you still won't toss him a

bad for you since jump street,

and you still won't toss him a crumb of your affection.

And you still won't toss him a crumb of your affection.

Well, according to the

crumb of your affection.

Well, according to the hiltons, I may be in the market

well, according to the hiltons,

I may be in the market for a beard.

Hiltons, I may be in the market for a beard.

Oh! Ba-dum!

For a beard. Oh!

Ba-dum! Both:
Ching!

Oh! Ba-dum! Both: Ching!

All right, I'll see you

both:
Ching! All right,

I'll see you later, old buddy, old pal.

All right, I'll see you later, old buddy,

old pal. [School bell rings]

Later, old buddy, old pal.

[School bell rings] [Laughter]

[School bell rings] [Laughter] Right?

[Laughter] Right?

[Indistinct conversation]

Right? [Indistinct conversation] I mean,

I shouldn't be

[indistinct conversation] I mean,

I shouldn't be surprised, 'cause she wears that

I mean, I shouldn't be surprised,

'cause she wears that every single day.

Surprised, 'cause she wears that every single day.

It's ridic-- [Laughs]

Every single day.

It's ridic-- [Laughs] [Laughing] It's so stupid.

It's ridic-- [Laughs] [Laughing] It's so stupid.

Ashley, I would never say

[laughing] It's so stupid.

Ashley, I would never say you're lying, but for reals.

Ashley, I would never say you're lying,

but for reals. Have you not gone all the way

you're lying, but for reals.

Have you not gone all the way with carson yet?

Have you not gone all the way with carson yet?

Hello?

With carson yet? Hello?

We've been talking about doing

hello? We've been talking about doing

this as a team since we were in

we've been talking about doing this as

a team since we were in fifth grade.

This as a team since we were in fifth grade.

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