Chastity Bites Page #3
I'm not gonna punk out on you
fifth grade.
I'm not gonna punk out on you b*tches now.
I'm not gonna punk out on you b*tches now.
That is, like, so cool.
B*tches now. That is, like,
so cool. It's, like, "true life -- I'm
that is, like, so cool. It's, like,
"true life -- I'm losing it with my friends."
It's, like, "true life -- I'm losing it with my friends."
[Cellphone chimes]
Losing it with my friends."
[Cellphone chimes] Travis won't stop blowing up
[cellphone chimes] Travis
won't stop blowing up my cell.
Travis won't stop blowing up my cell.
It's on for saturday, ladies,
my cell. It's on for saturday, ladies,
so get those afro snatches
it's on for saturday, ladies,
so get those afro snatches brazilian'd.
So get those afro snatches brazilian'd.
Oh, brit, you still have our
brazilian'd. Oh, brit,
you still have our safe house covered?
Oh, brit, you still have our safe house covered?
My mom's still in rehab.
Safe house covered?
My mom's still in rehab. We know drama.
My mom's still in rehab.
We know drama. [Cellphone chimes]
We know drama.
[Cellphone chimes] Ooh! [Giggles]
[Cellphone chimes] Ooh!
[Giggles] Okay, chicas, let's go tell
ooh! [Giggles] Okay, chicas,
let's go tell the boys.
Okay, chicas,
let's go tell the boys. [Squeals]
The boys. [Squeals] All:
Love you long time.
[Squeals] All:
Love you long time.[Indistinct conversation]
Gross!
They really said all that? Yeah.
They really said all that?
Yeah. So... What do you think?
Yeah. So... What do you think?
"Losing it -- a group sport for
so... What do you think?
"Losing it -- a group sport for today's teens."
"Losing it -- a group sport for today's teens."
Is that not just the story I've
today's teens."
Is that not just the story I've been looking for?
Is that not just the story I've been looking for?
Wait, leah.
Been looking for? Wait, leah.
You're not gonna smear them in
wait, leah.
You're not gonna smear them in the school paper again?
You're not gonna smear them in the school paper again?
Forget the paper.
The school paper again? Forget the paper.
This is tied to larger social
forget the paper.
This is tied to larger social issues.
This is tied to larger social issues.
I mean, I could blog it, try to
issues. I mean, I could blog it,
try to get it linked to huff po or
i mean, I could blog it,
try to get it linked to huff po or daily kos.
Get it linked to huff po or daily kos.
Sweet jesus.
Daily kos. Sweet jesus.
You're like the julian assange
sweet jesus.
You're like the julian assange of sghs.
You're like the julian assange of sghs.
Oh, come on.
Of sghs. Oh, come on.
Like this is any major
oh, come on.
Like this is any major revelation?
Like this is any major revelation?
Those sluts have been giving
revelation?
Those sluts have been giving hand jobs since the eighth
those sluts have been giving
hand jobs since the eighth grade.
Hand jobs since the eighth grade.
Breaking the safety seal on
grade. Breaking the safety seal
on their overly waxed punanis --
breaking the safety seal on their overly
waxed punanis -- barely a technicality at this
barely a technicality at this point.
Barely a technicality at this point.
And besides, I'll just use
point. And besides,
I'll just use pseudonyms again.
And besides,
I'll just use pseudonyms again. Ohh.
Pseudonyms again. Ohh.
ohh. You won't be happy until
you completely ruin my life, will
you won't be happy until you completely ruin my life,
will you?
Completely ruin my life,
will you? Don't be so dramatic.
You? Don't be so dramatic.
Look, in a couple months, we'll
don't be so dramatic. Look, in a couple months,
we'll finally be out of tea-bagger
look, in a couple months, we'll finally be out
of tea-bagger heaven, and I promise you, you
finally be out of tea-bagger heaven,
and I promise you, you won't even remember the
heaven, and I promise you, you won't even
remember the kardashians' names, let alone
won't even remember the kardashians' names,
let alone all the crap we took from them.
Kardashians' names,
let alone all the crap we took from them. Leah.
All the crap we took from them.
Leah. Come on, kath.
Leah. Come on, kath.
All we need's each other, right?
Come on, kath.
All we need's each other, right? [Sighs]
All we need's each other, right?
[Sighs] Right.
[Sighs] Right.
Yeah!
Right. Yeah!
[Crickets chirping]
[Indistinct conversations] Please, everyone,
may I have -- sweetie, the wine.
Please, everyone, may I have -- sweetie, the wine.
May I have your attention for a
have -- sweetie, the wine.
May I have your attention for a few moments?
May I have your attention for a few moments?
You have all entrusted concerned
few moments? You have all entrusted
concerned citizens of san griento with
you have all entrusted concerned citizens of san
griento with upholding the traditional values
citizens of san griento with upholding the
traditional values that make our community such a
upholding the traditional values that make our
community such a wonderful place to live and
that make our community such a wonderful
place to live and raise our children.
Wonderful place to live and raise our children.
But as you also know, those
raise our children. But as you also know,
those things we hold dear are under
but as you also know, those things we hold
dear are under constant attack from socialists
things we hold dear are under constant attack
from socialists and the liberal homosexual
constant attack from socialists and
the liberal homosexual agenda.
And the liberal homosexual agenda.
[Crowd murmuring]
Agenda. [Crowd murmuring] therefore,
I have proposed an
[crowd murmuring] Therefore,
I have proposed an overhauled abstinence-education
therefore, I have proposed an overhauled
abstinence-education program for our young people in
overhauled abstinence-education program
for our young people in the high school.
Program for our young people in the high school.
[Applause]
The high school.
[Applause] co-authored by our fellow board
[applause] Co-authored by our fellow
co-authored by our fellow board members
judy lopez and jan beauright, this program will
members judy lopez and jan beauright,
this program will be privately funded and not
jan beauright, this program will be privately
funded and not subject to the whims of big
be privately funded and not subject
to the whims of big government.
Subject to the whims of big government.
government. I am pleased to report
that I have found the perfect person to
i am pleased to report that I have found the
perfect person to lead this new venture.
Have found the perfect person to lead this new venture.
She recently fled the immoral
lead this new venture.
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