Chastity Bites Page #4

she recently fled the immoral climate of her

homeland in europe, realizing that only in

climate of her homeland in europe,

realizing that only in real america could she continue

europe, realizing that only in real america

could she continue her tireless work for the

real america could she continue her

tireless work for the abstinence cause.

Her tireless work for the abstinence cause.

Please won't you all give a

abstinence cause. Please won't you all

give a gracious welcome to liz batho.

Please won't you all give a gracious

welcome to liz batho. [Applause]

[European accent] Thank you, jillian,

and thank you all for such a warm and generous

you, jillian, and thank you all for such a warm

and generous welcome to your lovely, little

for such a warm and generous welcome to your lovely,

little town.

Welcome to your lovely, little town.

The women of today are growing

town. The women of today are

growing up in a world filled with

the women of today are growing

up in a world filled with temptation.

Up in a world filled with temptation.

Before the full blush is on the

temptation. Before the full blush is on the bloom,

they are ready to toss

before the full blush is on the bloom,

they are ready to toss their bouquets to the first

bloom, they are ready to toss their bouquets

to the first young man who compliments their

their bouquets to the first young man who

compliments their rosy cheeks or their blossoming

young man who compliments their

rosy cheeks or their blossoming lips.

Rosy cheeks or their blossoming lips.

Excuse me.

Lips. Excuse me.

Are you saying our daughters are

excuse me.

Are you saying our daughters are sluts?

Are you saying our daughters are sluts?

No, no.

Sluts? No, no.

But without the right guidance,

no, no. But without the right guidance,

they may become sluts.

But without the right guidance,

they may become sluts. Without the proper support

they may become sluts. Without the proper

support system, our children are often

without the proper support system,

our children are often led astray by their burgeoning

system, our children are often led

astray by their burgeoning feelings --

led astray by their burgeoning

feelings -- and the over-sexed

feelings -- and the over-sexed "lamestream" media.

And the over-sexed "lamestream" media.

Yes, of course.

"Lamestream" media. Yes, of course.

I wish to inspire our young

yes, of course.

I wish to inspire our young women to tend to their own

i wish to inspire our young women to tend

to their own gardens and remain pure until

women to tend to their own gardens and

remain pure until that time when they are truly

gardens and remain pure until that time when

they are truly ready for fertilization and the

that time when they are truly ready for

fertilization and the glory that awaits them in their

ready for fertilization and the glory that

awaits them in their marriage bed.

Glory that awaits them in their marriage bed.

[Applause]

Marriage bed.

[Applause] [Indistinct conversations]

[Clang!] Castidad,

how could you be so clumsy?

Castidad, how could you be so clumsy?

Lo siento, seora.

Clumsy? Lo siento, seora.

Lo siento, lo sientoplease.

Lo siento, seora. Lo siento,

lo sientoplease. Esta bien, mija.

Lo siento, lo sientoplease.

Esta bien, mija. Sorry.

Esta bien, mija. Sorry.

It's so hard to find mexicans

sorry.

It's so hard to find mexicans who can do a job correctly.

It's so hard to find mexicans who can do a job correctly.

No offense, judy.

Who can do a job correctly.

No offense, judy. Yeah. None taken, love.

No offense, judy. Yeah. None taken, love.

Isn't that just disgusting?

Yeah. None taken, love. Isn't that just disgusting?

He divorces elly last year after

isn't that just disgusting? He divorces elly

last year after 25 years of faithful service to

he divorces elly last year after 25 years of

faithful service to marry that gold-digging, little

25 years of faithful service to marry that gold-digging,

little home-wrecker.

Marry that gold-digging, little home-wrecker.

It's happening to so many of

home-wrecker.

It's happening to so many of us now.

It's happening to so many of us now.

And the tramps just keep getting

us now.

And the tramps just keep getting younger.

And the tramps just keep getting younger.

How the hell are we supposed

younger. How the hell are we supposed

to compete against that at our

how the hell are we supposed to

compete against that at our age?

To compete against that at our age?

I mean, look at us.

Age? I mean, look at us.

Honestly, how do you do it?

I mean, look at us. Honestly, how do you do it?

What do you mean?

Honestly, how do you do it? What do you mean?

You know, how do you stay so

what do you mean? You know,

how do you stay so young and hot?

You know,

how do you stay so young and hot? Hot.

Young and hot? Hot.

Exactly how old do you think

hot.

Exactly how old do you think i am?

Exactly how old do you think i am?

Oh, come on.

I am? Oh, come on.

We're all friends here.

Oh, come on. We're all friends here.

Your skin -- it's just amazing.

We're all friends here.

Your skin -- it's just amazing. What's your secret?

Your skin -- it's just amazing.

What's your secret? Well, in europe, I did have a

what's your secret? Well, in europe,

I did have a very particular beauty regimen.

Well, in europe, I did have a very particular

beauty regimen. But the products are rather

very particular beauty regimen.

But the products are rather difficult to obtain here.

But the products are rather difficult to obtain here.

Goddamn fda.

Difficult to obtain here. Goddamn fda.

Because with enough money, we

goddamn fda. Because with enough money,

we can go around them, 'cause I

because with enough money,

we can go around them, 'cause I know people.

Can go around them,

'cause I know people. Trust me.

Know people. Trust me.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Trust me. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Is it injectable, or is it a

absolutely. Absolutely. Is it injectable,

or is it a peel, or -- I mean...

Is it injectable, or is it a peel,

or -- I mean... Tell us!

Peel, or -- I mean... Tell us!

Ladies, ladies, please.

Tell us! Ladies, ladies, please.

I'm more than happy to share my

ladies, ladies, please.

I'm more than happy to share my secrets with you.

I'm more than happy to share my secrets with you.

Perhaps we can gather somewhere

secrets with you. Perhaps we can gather

somewhere a little more private one night

perhaps we can gather somewhere a little

more private one night later in the week?

A little more private one night later in the week?

Just us girls?

Later in the week? Just us girls?

Oh, that sounds fabulous.

Just us girls?

Oh, that sounds fabulous. [Laughs]

Oh, that sounds fabulous.

[Laughs] Amazing.

[Laughs] Amazing.

[Glasses clink]

Yesterday's so far away I

don't know what's true with you

I don't know what's true with

you [Conversing in spanish]

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