Chastity Bites Page #6
so, who will join me?
Yeah, which is worse to admit?
Yeah, which is worse to admit?
Being a virgin or being a slut?
[Scoffs] Can you -- what the hell are you doing?
What? We're virgins!
What the hell are you doing? What?
We're virgins! I've never even kissed a boy.
What? We're virgins!
I've never even kissed a boy. I don't care.
I don't care. Keep your hand down.
I don't care. Keep your hand down.
keep your hand down.
This whole thing is a neocon freak show.
This whole thing is a neocon freak show.
freak show. Ash, we never question what you're doing,
but what are you
ash, we never question what you're doing,
but what are you doing?
You're doing, but what are you doing?
I'm volunteering. We all are.
Doing? I'm volunteering.
We all are. F*** that.
I'm volunteering. We all are.
F*** that. What about our pact?
F*** that. What about our pact?
Get your hands up now.
What about our pact? Get your hands up now.
Told you we'll convo later.
Get your hands up now.
Told you we'll convo later. Ah, yes.
Told you we'll convo later. Ah, yes.
You pretty girls at the front.
Ah, yes. You pretty girls at the front.
You already look like natural
you pretty girls at the front.
You already look like natural leaders.
You already look like natural leaders.
Please, come forward.
Leaders.
Please, come forward. What?!
Please, come forward.
What?! Leah, quiet!
What?! Leah, quiet!
Are you absolutely sure
leah, quiet!
Are you absolutely sure they're all virgins?
Are you absolutely sure they're all virgins?
That's just the style these
they're all virgins?
That's just the style these kids wear.
That's just the style these kids wear.
Believe me.
Kids wear. Believe me.
My daughter's their leader.
Believe me. My daughter's their leader.
She knows everything about them,
my daughter's their leader. She knows everything
about them, and they'll do anything she
she knows everything about them,
and they'll do anything she tells them to do.
And they'll do anything she tells them to do.
Wonderful.
Tells them to do. Wonderful.
wonderful.
I look forward to getting to know all of you.
I look forward to getting to know all of you.
Please take a ring.
Know all of you. Please take a ring.
That's right. Yes.
Please take a ring. That's right.
Yes. Put it on that finger, like a
that's right. Yes. Put it on that finger,
like a wedding ring.
Put it on that finger, like a wedding ring.
Wedding ring. It signifies a solemn vow.
it signifies a solemn vow. Now, if you would
please sign the dossier stating that your
now, if you would please sign the dossier
stating that your intent is to stay chaste and
intent is to stay chaste and pure...
Intent is to stay chaste and pure...
But they can't!
Pure... But they can't!
What about my story?
But they can't!
What about my story? Sign!
What about my story?
Sign! [Pen scratching]
Sign!
[Pen scratching] congratulations.
[Pen scratching] Congratulations.
You four are the inaugural
congratulations.
You four are the inaugural chastity leaders for the
you four are the inaugural chastity
leaders for the san griento virginity action
chastity leaders for the san
griento virginity action group.
San griento virginity action group.
As I said, I invite you other
group. As I said,
I invite you other girls to attend our meetings and
as I said, I invite you other girls to attend
our meetings and to learn by their example.
Girls to attend our meetings and to
learn by their example. All are welcome.
All are welcome. [Applause]
Learn by their example? Who the hell are they kidding?
And now I'm back to square one
who the hell are they kidding?
And now I'm back to square one with my story.
And now I'm back to square one with my story.
Oh, don't worry.
With my story. Oh, don't worry.
You'll think of something great.
Oh, don't worry.
You'll think of something great. You always do.
And what about you two?
Will I be seeing you at our first meeting?
Will I be seeing you at our first meeting?
I-I-I'd like that.
First meeting? I-I-I'd like that.
I-I-I'd like that.
Hmm. I do hope so.
Hmm. I do hope so.
I don't get you sometimes.
I do hope so. I don't get you sometimes.
Why do you have to be so
I don't get you sometimes.
Why do you have to be so negative and pissy about
why do you have to be so negative
Negative and pissy about everything?
I'm not negative and pissy
everything?
I'm not negative and pissy about everything.
I'm not negative and pissy about everything.
about everything.
Just about things that are utterly stupid or decidedly
just about things that are utterly stupid
or decidedly creepy, like clown art or
utterly stupid or decidedly creepy,
like clown art or lingerie models with wings or
creepy, like clown art or lingerie models with
wings or reading because oprah said to.
Lingerie models with wings or reading
because oprah said to. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Reading because oprah said to.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. And that's another thing.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. And that's another thing.
Look, leah, just because we're
and that's another thing. Look, leah,
just because we're friends and you think something
look, leah, just because we're friends and you
think something is stupid that -- well, that
friends and you think something is stupid
that -- well, that doesn't always mean I do.
Is stupid that -- well, that doesn't always mean I do.
Wait, you want to join that
doesn't always mean I do.
Wait, you want to join that reactionary club of theirs?
Wait, you want to join that reactionary club of theirs?
I-I don't know.
Reactionary club of theirs? I-I don't know.
Maybe I'd -- I'd like to go and
I-I don't know.
Maybe I'd -- I'd like to go and see for myself.
Maybe I'd -- I'd like to go and see for myself.
Really?
See for myself. Really?
really?
You didn't think there was something spooky about that
you didn't think there was something
spooky about that woman?
Something spooky about that woman?
No. She's foreign.
Woman? No. She's foreign.
People are -- people are very
no. She's foreign. People are -- people
are very different in other countries.
People are -- people are very different in other
countries. They're -- they're more elegant
different in other countries.
They're -- they're more elegant and cultured and stuff.
They're -- they're more elegant and cultured and stuff.
Yeah, I don't know.
And cultured and stuff.
Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't that.
Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't that.
I just felt like the way she
it wasn't that.
I just felt like the way she looked at us was kind of
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