Chaw

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Chaw

Wild animals are distressed.

With not enough food

and poachers the rise...

This is grossly inhumane.

Directed by SHIN Jung-won

Officer PARK!

Did you call headquarters?

Come on! It's just a corpse!

Why do they always send

wimps like him to our station?

Officer PARK!

Sir! You can just walk out.

What kind of bastard

digs up a grave

and takes the corpse!

Put anything expensive

inside the coffin?

Just a 14k gold ring.

- What the hell.

- Damn it!

We just buried him

two days ago...

Did he have any enemies?

No.

What's this?

Your father must've loved caps

to put this in his coffin.

Major League Basketball, sir.

- Evidence 1.

- Yes, sir.

Any news from headquarters?

They're busy. A detective

won't come till tonight.

Guess a lost body at a gravesite

isn't a priority.

Disrespecting our village station!

Let's go take your statement.

- If you false testify...

- I know.

- You'll be arrested.

- Let's go!

Where are you from?

- Can't speak Korean?

- No Korean.

Give me, give me.

Drive, drive license license!

Damn it.

- Hey! Let go!

- Get in, now!

Let go! Get lost!

You're drunk, aren't you?

Your license, please.

Good work, Officer.

I'm Prosecutor JANG

at Seoul District.

Ah... your license, please.

I am little busy now.

I'll be in touch.

You fool!

You glaring at me!

Got your license, Min?

Driving without a license!

Hey! Over here!

Let go!

Drunk driving's real bad, huh?

Yes.

Let's go, sir.

I didn't do anything wrong!

You little bastard!

What?

You little punk!

How dare you glare at me!

You son of a b*tch!

You bastard!

Let go!

Hey a**hole! Stop right there!

Come back here!

- Hello.

- Hi.

Had another scuffle?

Come here and have

some instant noodles.

Scratching lottery tickets again?

No, I switched to game, now.

What did the Captain say?

He looked pretty mad.

Someone called in saying

I'm giving out too many tickets.

But it's okay for a cop

to be slapped?

I could get fired.

That's crazy.

It's your last week in Seoul.

Go easy.

What do you mean?

What?

Didn't the Captain tell you?

Tell me what?

That you've been posted

to a village station?

You wrote down 'anywhere'

as your second choice.

That was a joke.

Cheers!

Perfect!

City folks will pay 3 times more

if you tell 'em it's organic food.

Well being's the way!

The town folks make money

selling their goods at high prices.

But what about me?

Go on. Put it in.

Wow, that looks fresh!

That's hot!

Libido!

Libido my ass!

I'll get fried eating this again.

Damn fresh!

You have

the weekend farming project.

I'll give you 10,000 ft 2 of

the orchard for all your hard work.

- You sure this increases libido?

- Of course!

Why do I feel like

you're playing with me.

Think we can make money?

City folks have money to spare!

We can lot-out the land

and get rent.

A hot-spring, a golf course,

and now weekend farming lots.

Other town folks are rioting

that we're getting special favors.

Let's go to the town

for another round of drinks.

Damn Hot!

Sam-mae-ri

the Crimeless Village

Hey, Chief!

Drank a few bottles, did ya?

Capt. YOO!

Wanna go into town for a drink?

I'm still on patrol.

This is a crimeless village.

Let's go some place nice.

Really?

I heard about the case

up in the mountains today.

- A case?

- It's nothing.

Some fool dug up

an old man's corpse and ran!

Dang!

I'm investigating it thoroughly.

No worries.

The town's economy

is just picking up.

Bad rumors,

and city folks won't come.

Handle it quietly.

Since you're busy on the case,

we'll have drinks next time.

Let's go.

Man, he's always

challenging my authority.

Over here!

Another dish of

pork head meat, please.

All packed up?

- Yes, but...

- What?

Think about it.

Moving to the countryside with

a pregnant wife and sick mother.

Damn.

Drink up.

When you're young...

it's good experience

to work in a place like that.

Watch tractors and go fishing.

It's way better than

the rotten life here in Seoul.

I'm jealous, pal.

Damn.

What's wrong?

Thought I broke my tooth.

What is it?

Hey, it's a pig tooth!

Looks like you're in

for a lucky streak.

Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Granddaughter

What was that?

- Is she dead?

- Not yet.

What do we do?

Let's take her to the hospital.

Hey, wait!

She's a goner anyways.

Then what?

I was driving drunk

without a license.

So we just leave her here?

The passenger also gets charged

in a drunk driving accident, too.

You know?

Sorry, mister. Hold still, mom!

I have to go home.

- Let go!

- It's mine!

I'm sorry.

Mom! Let go!

Don't forget to flush.

Turn back, Mister.

Turn back! Now!

Go back!

For God's sake!

What are you doing?

Sam-mae-ri 11km

Hey, Soo-ryun!

Jane Goodall

What?

Soo-ryun!

What!

Found something?

Come here!

There...

It's just a magazine.

Hey, kid.

What's your name?

Duk-goo.

What are you drawing?

- It's a letter.

- A letter?

Mackerels, mountains, pigs...

And that looks like a witch.

What are you doing,

Duk-goo, dear?

Nothing.

Are you writing a letter

to aliens again, dear?

No.

Mommy told you

not to leave the baby and go out.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

I told you to call me mommy!

Mommy! Say it!

Mommy...

That's right... mommy.

I'll get you, boy!

You're so dead!

Guys are all the same!

Never listen!

Don't mind them.

It's a strange family.

He lived with his granny

the shaman up in the mountains.

But after she died,

that crazy woman

tarted to taking care of him.

- She thinks she's his mom.

- Really.

But she's beating him so hard.

It's less than usual.

So, are you the new cop?

Yes.

I'm the Chief of

Sam-mae-ri village.

Hello, sir. I'm KIM Kang-soo.

I'm PARK Man-bok.

Your wife's a real beauty.

That's my mom.

Really?

Hope you enjoy living here.

Thank you.

Where's the

police captain's house?

Capt. YOO?

They're all

at the ranch on a case.

A case?

You were there

to research on wild animals?

Our thesis is on the modification of

wild boars to environmental changes.

When did you find the body?

Around 10 am.

You were drunk last night

and don't remember anything.

I completely blacked out.

Know what happens

if you false testify?

No, what?

You get arrested.

I see...

- Find anything?

- Yes, sir!

Dang!

That's it?

The remains

are all over the place.

We'll have to collect 'em

at daybreak.

Never seen a body cut up so badly

in my 10 years as detective.

You go back to the grave,

tomorrow.

Yes, sir.

Captain!

Can you collect the remains

in the morning?

Who? Me?

- Officer PARK!

- Yes?

Hear that?

Get the rest, tomorrow.

Shouldn't you be

more cooperative?

You're famous at headquarters.

For what?

Do it yourself, Capt.

- Yes, sir.

- Hi, Capt. YOO!

Hi, Chief.

What's going on?

A murder case, at last,

in our village.

Dang! Chopped up?

Folks from Seoul are coming

this weekend.

- Who's this?

- Oh him.

He's Officer KIM

transferred here from Seoul.

Allegiance!

Officer KiM Kang-soo will...

No need.

But sir...

Collect the body parts with

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