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Forget it.

You never stop thinking about me.

What about you?

Nothing.

You can call when you think about me.

But you don't seem to have my number.

Sorry, I can't help you.

Why are you stoned?

Really?

Brother... help! Cockroach!

Under the sofa! Cockroach!

Kiki, come here.

Yes, bro.

Kiki... come and try.

Come on.

How is it?

Delicious.

You think Karen will like it too?

Don't you get nervous. Just be yourself.

Is that too formal?

Causal wear is fine.

I will go change now.

Hi!

This is for you!

Are you here?

Yes.

I will get out the dish.

Good.

Please have a seat.

Want some?

Help yourself.

Make yourself at home.

Make yourself comfortable.

Can I make it as my home?

Daughter, we'll have dinner in a minute!

Come on, let's eat...

Smell good!

Try it.

Good...

Please eat. Alright.

The mushrooms is good.

Delicious.

Let's eat...

I'm full.

Sit.

It's no illusion.

Handsome!

Let's eat.

Where are you going?

What a coincidence! Yes.

Do you live nearby? No.

Why are you here then?

Buy... gum.

Can I have your phone?

Sure, 91232233.

No, I just lost my cell.

Can I borrow yours?

Hello?

I just dropped my phone.

Did you pick it up?

What?

What are you talking about?

No, I haven't.

Can we make an appointment

and you can return the phone to me.

What? No time?

What's your occupation?

It is rather busy.

When will you have time?

What do you want?

What? Say that again. Tea.

What do you want?

Your sister is free?

That's good.

Wonton noodle. Yes.

Only eight years old?

It is not so good.

Another one is siXteen?

She will do.

What is her name?

Pinky

Thank you.

Veggie.

Hey...

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Have you heard me?

I said I would beat you up

whenever I see you.

Your memory is too bad?

B*tch!

Loser! Crap!

Are you singing karaoke?

B*tch, I said I would beat you up

whenever I see you!

Stand still! Stand still!

Stand still!

I ask you to stand still!

Sorry...

I apologiZe... Imposter!

Please forgive me...

Take off you hand! Take off...

I apologiZe...

Sorry!

Give it to me.

Cut it off and wait for me outside.

I'm sorry.

Since you're so busy,

I will get going first.

Stay awhile.

I've called my friend,

I've to wait for a call.

My friend went into trouble in Canada.

In jail?

No, bumping into ghost.

She needs my help.

You know of these stuff?

Indeed, I can see ghost.

Are you serious?

Don't you think it's funny.

When you see it, you'll freak out.

Do you see any here?

See that one in red?

The red ghost.

I'm so scared.

A fierce ghost

who pays.

Watch out, it'll ask you to pay.

I'm real sacred.

Really?

I'm sacred to death.

Hello?

You are Pinky?

You are LiZa?

Yes.

Don't you understand?

Forget it. Ask Pinky to talk to me.

Are you here?

I'll introduce you.

Uncle. No.

I learn how to make tattoos from him.

He is my teacher.

Sir.

When Pinky calls,

ask her to call me later.

Have a seat.

It's alright. He had been in

for three classes. He is used to it.

I hope you don't mind to be...

the first lady that I tattoo.

What a pleasure!

Look.

It's beautiful.

I wanted to make a butterfly.

But you know when feelings come,

I do what I want only.

Do you think anyone will laugh at me?

Go and show off my work.

No one dares to laugh at you.

You think it's funny?

Laugh it off, b*tch!

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Your eyes are laughing!

Are her eyes laughing?

I don't think it's funny at all.

Your turtle at the back is real normal.

I think it suits you best.

Suit your ass!

Please be respectful!

You've helped her twice.

I let you tattoo a turtle at my back,

why don't you help me a bit?

You know what I mean...

when I tattoo a turtle.

Bull sh*t!

Bull sh*t!

I'm sorry to disturb you

for the whole night.

Is anyone at your place?

My dad.

Would you go ask him

whether I can't take a shower here?

Shower?

The water pipe at my place

is under construction.

I haven't taken a shower for 2 days.

You're kidding.

You don't even know his number

and yet you brought him home

for a shower?

This is very dangerous.

He may not be anything good.

I think this is eXciting.

You're so retarded!

Ask him to go!

Thanks, I'm going.

He is leaving.

That soon? Thank god.

We will keep in touch.

But you lost your cell.

I'll give you the band room number.

Got it?

Dad.

Kiki, your friend?

Yes.

Uncle, I'm leaving. We'll play soon.

I'll leave my jacket with you.

Kiki

Be careful when choosing friends.

Friends...

have to be respectful to each other.

There are things that

only adults are allowed.

Baby, do you have pesticide?

I can't sleep with mosquito bites.

Brother Norman.

What is it?

I've something to ask you about.

Am I bothering you?

No, go ahead.

Well,

my usual ringing tone is do do...

Perhaps, I have pressed the wrong key.

It now becomes do... do...

Sometimes, it goes do...

It's the message.

EXcuse me, how can I see the message?

Use your eyes!

How do I retrieve them?

Use you fingers!

Don't you toy with me.

Toy with you?

You've 7 messages.

Thanks.

I'm Kammy.

Aunt's bra is here today.

How can I get it to you?

Give me a call.

Hello?

Is that F4's program with you?

Yes.

I'll come up and see.

When? Now.

I'll let my brother know.

What? Where are you?

I've a date.

What? A guy?

Wow, you've got somebody now!

What are you talking about?

Who is he?

Don't you be nosy. Nothing is up yet.

Well, I gonna run.

Hey...

Hi. Hi.

Sorry.

It's alright.

No, I'm on time.

You're just a bit early.

Yes, a bit early.

Why don't you check on the color

and siZe?

I'll pay you.

I'll give you change.

No need.

It's alright. Hold on a second.

No need.

We seems quite compatible.

Let's have lunch together.

Compatible?

Yes, we are quite compatible.

Let's go.

Welcome!

This way please.

What can I get you?

Sorry, I will like to make a call.

Hello? What are you doing now?

Who is that guy?

Where are you guys going?

He is going to make a call.

Do you think

he is calling his girlfriend?

Of course!

Mom, your baby.

I'm not coming home for dinner.

I know outside food has lots of MSG.

You're out of your mind.

You don't even know him.

I gotta go.

Are you busy?

Your girlfriend calls you?

No, I don't have one.

Let's eat more.

I can't eat too much. I am on diet.

I don't think you need it.

My butt is a bit big, don't you think?

Which model do you like?

I don't know much about these stuff.

I like Kate Moss.

I think she is cool.

It's that flat-breasted girl

With a bit crossed-eye.

I don't think it looks too good

with big breast.

Am I too boring?

Have you worn your panty?

Your pants!

Where were we?

I forgot.

I asked whether you had your panty.

I mean...

do you wear brief?

Because our company

has men's wear as well.

Maybe I will show you some neXt time.

No need, I will do that myself.

What kind of movie do you like?

That boring, artistic ones.

Artistic ones are really boring?

Yes, very boring.

What are you doing later?

Artistic films.

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