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You've got the life you deserve.

Wow. F*** you.

- I'll do it for 22,000.

- 21,000.

- One more word, and I'll kick your ass.

- 19

- Shut up, I said.

- Okay...

- $ 15,000.

Are you crazy? 15,000 for

little finger? It is a finger!

The disappearance of course not.

Does it cost 6,000 to get it sewn on

again, I am still 9,000 richer.

Okay. To lemlste

yourself for 15,000, go ahead.

Okay. We're getting ready for it.

- We're well on here?

- No, this? I use the other.

Thank you.

- Do you know?

- With pleasure.

- Do not you do that?

- I'm sorry. It's too gross.

Okay. We'll put it there.

I count to three.

- A...

- Wait. Jeez. Wait, I need to...

Okay, are you ready? No, not yet!

- Are you ready?

- Yes, I'm ready. Are you?

- Would you really do that?

- Sorry, friend.

Okay, okay, okay. Do it.

Wait. I need to see

if the iron is hot.

Okay. I do not want blood all over

it all. We're ready.

- Let's do this. Do it, Vince.

- One, two, three!

- You can not pull you out now!

- I want something for the pain.

- He has not done it yet.

- So I do not mrker anything.

- Still the pills you got?

- Yes, somewhere.

I crush them. If you snort

those mrker you nothing.

They're here somewhere.

Like that, it's over.

I hope it hurt.

Holy sh*t! Are you all right, Craig?

Come on.

Come on, drop arm.

Give me your hand!

Come on, do it! Do it!

- What are you waiting for?

- It sits there yet!

- It all goes by, buddy!

- Are you kidding me?

- Get the knife!

- Forget it!

F***! Make

iron, you bastard!

Like that! Yes!

Like that! That's it, damn it!

That's it, damn it!

F***, you did it! How does it feel to be

15,000 richer?

Do me a favor.

Let me see them. I want to see them.

It is not a service.

You've earned.

Hell, yes. Holy sh*t.

5, 10, $ 15,000, motherf***er.

Damn. It was too wild.

Like that.

What is that noise?

There it is again.

- I too hear it.

- Well, I thought I was insane.

- I too hear it.

- It comes from over there.

Hello.

Where is my finger?

- Oh, no. The dog is dead.

- What the hell?

How did that happen?

- Oh, no. What the hell?

- It was nipped in Craig's finger.

I got this.

Look at him.

I'll be damned.

It's too weird.

It will be hard to

get it chews sewn back on.

You are a giant a**hole.

Yes.

- I did not steal 25,000 from a friend.

- I need the money.

For my family.

You had fired them off on

hookers and dope. I know you.

- I know you too, Craig.

- I'm not like that anymore.

I have a responsibility. I have a life.

The air you're pulling, going to waste.

You're a f***ing loser, Vince.

I know.

I know that I'm a loser.

I've always known

but you surprise me, Craig.

Your parents love you

and took care of you.

They sent you to college.

See how it's been you.

You were not a writer and

lost your job on a autovrksted.

You gotta f*** another woman and

lemlste yourself to pay the rent-

- so who is actually

the biggest loser?

- What the heck are you still here?

- Smells otherwise well.

- Yes, is not it? Are you hungry?

- I could eat a little.

Do me company,

So we take a little give birth.

You know what, honey?

The bottle we have saved on.

This dish perfectly fits-

- a 10,000-dollar bottle of tequila,

which has tilhrt Pancho Villa.

What the hell! What?

- No. No.

- Just before I loved the smell.

- Why do you...

- Prepared on? So you can eat it.

Are not dogs people?

I'll kill not helpless animals to death,

but because he had already died.

- I're not vegetarians?

- I just became.

- It tastes like chicken.

- But it's a dog!

Do not be so snversynet. The

eat dog in many places. Travel a little.

- Is it even edible?

- Yes. Well done. 74 degrees inside.

I have a meat thermometer.

So... How's the offer?

$ 50,000 to the

First there eating his portion.

$ 50,000, it is well

more than a rsln for you?

Consider it. A lot of concerns

disappears. The bills can be paid.

I can do just what you want.

This is pure psychology.

It can easily get over.

Okay, dammit. I see.

- Here's your.

- I'm with.

Beautiful.

Wait a minute. I do not trust him.

Whoever eats First up, gets 50,000.

What's up, guys?

What are you waiting for?

Eat.

- I'm done!

- Done!

- F***, that was close. Violet?

- No, I won clearly.

- Open the mouth!

- It's open!

F***. Listen...

- It was a draw.

- What?

We need a afgrelse.

Good idea.

I think...

... it eats Craig's finger-

- get money.

No! No! No! No!

You bastard!

- It counts well yet?

- Yes, it counts. You won.

I did it.

50,000 f***ing dollars!

You're a f***ing svkling, Craig.

It has always been.

Join in and get some air.

F***! He can f*** off.

You know what?

He used to get ass kicked,

plenty of ass kicked all the time.

Who he complained to? Me.

I stttede him always.

I stttede you always!

And how does he pay back?

He thinks he's better than me.

He thinks he deserves the money.

He does not deserve a damn thing.

Not a f***ing penny!

Damn.

I beat him almost to death.

Would you do it?

Do it. $ 250,000.

I'll take care of the rest.

This is your chance, Vince.

A new start.

You can have whatever you want.

$ 250,000?

Do you want to show us a slideshow?

- She made it to our wedding.

They are too fat.

Craig, do you want a beer

or an ice pack?

- A taxi.

- Yes, it's late. Or early.

I feel like for a brunch.

What do you say?

- Yes.

- I could drink 100 bloody mary.

You, Colin. Will you call me a cab?

Yes, but I pay.

I am a good host.

I got a guy... here.

That's it, yes.

- Reunion picture.

- Colin.

Yeah, okay.

Hello, is it in a taxi?

Yes, I need a car.

Address is 1231 Waverley.

Craig, get your 50,000.

I trust you, TCL them.

I'm talking with a friend. 20 minutes.

Hell, Vince.

It was too funny.

Craig, let's go.

It was freezing.

Absolutely freezing.

Hello. Whoever cleanup,

we talked about...

It is needed now.

It was good to celebrate with you, Craig.

You made the right choice.

I thought my guy

would handle it.

It's okay.

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