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Get rid of him.

I am pregnant.

What?

Really? Really? Oh!

Do you mind?

May I have your

attention, please?

What's up? Knock 'em.

You're hurting me, man.

What are you doing?

Hey, just chill out.

I'm having a little girl.

Oh!

[Laughs]

Way to go there. Okay...

You know, you'd like

to put a helmet on it.

Okay, as you've heard

from the man himself,

we should congratulate

the Boyle family

for your newest

announced addition.

Okay?

May you be blessed and loved

and... and secure

knowing that she has two older

brothers to protect her,

not to mention two

very capable parents.

Okay?

Roy's been my best

friend for years.

And tonight, we're celebrating

his going-away party again.

Okay? He's headed out there

to do what he does best,

which is protect this

great land of ours.

As you owe me,

make us proud my friend

because it's seven months,

when you return to Port City,

father, husband,

friend and hero,

we'll be here waiting for you.

I'm tearing up already.

Okay?

To Roy Boyle, salute!

Hey Roy, you wanted to

take a walk with me?

Um, it might be fun.

Maybe we could hear

more about the, uh,

the troops coming from the

tunnel in the battleship.

No, hey, I'm just

gonna crash, man.

Which troops you talking about?

Well, sometimes, when I'm, uh,

down at the dumpster,

I hear these people talking,

and uh... I don't know.

It's probably someone with

their TV turned up too loud.

What are they saying?

I think it's the show

about the military,

um, uh, it's about

this battleship

that comes up the Potomac

and blows up Washington.

And then they kill

the President,

and uh, take over the country.

[Laughs]

Oh, sh*t.

Underground troops coming

up into the White House.

Oh boy, that sounds

action-packed, huh?

I wonder if it stars

Bruce Willis.

Yeah, it's gotta be TV.

Um, well I'm off.

- Uh, you sure you wanna come'?

- Nah. I'm good, thanks.

Hey, buddy. Come here.

Where's Boyle?

Who?

Roy Boyle, the guy you've

been hanging outwith.

Look mister, I don't know.

Okay. I get it. You're

protecting his whereabouts.

I understand that,

but you guys don't need

to be on the street.

Look mister,

I don't want any trouble.

Okay, fair enough.

Tell him to get a hold of TJ.

Farming season is coming up.

I need some extra hands.

I don't pay much.

I could provide you

with three hots,

a cot,

safe bathroom.

Ultimately,

it's a safe place to stay.

You guys need to be

off the streets.

Okay?

Okay, then.

You tell him to talk to TJ.

There's no TV in there.

Hey, you.

Get back here!

On the crowd

I wanna disappear

Don't wanna face

these shadows around

Wondering why I'm here

Chester,

what are you doing here?

Everything all right?

Yeah, yeah. I was...

gonna ask you the same thing.

You left this behind.

Come on in.

Make yourself at home.

Forgetting your piece?

What's up with that, man?

You getting

Alzheimer's or something?

I guess I got a lot on my mind.

Oh, okay.

I mean, it's not that little

Asian chick at the diner, is it?

Oh, definitely not her.

That was a long time ago, buddy.

Well, you know she's

married to a brother?

I wouldn't piss him off,

if I was you.

You know what I mean?

I don't think he's all there.

Yeah, you're right about that.

What can I say? I'm just

feeling a little bluesy.

You don't want me to

bust out crying, do you?

No, no. Please don't do that.

Want a drink?

No, no. I can't do that, man.

I gotta go to church tomorrow.

Come on. Here you go.

No, no.

We got a little of that

moonshine Corey made.

Come on, brother. No, no, no.

A chill of vanilla?

Here's to our friends who

aren't here anymore.

Yeah, I'll drink to that.

Atta boy.

Boy? I got your boy.

Man.

Did I say boy? I meant Roy.

[Laughs]

That's different.

Forget your lust

For the rich man's gold

All that you need

Is in your soul

And you can do this,

Oh baby, if you try

All that I want

for you, my son

Is to be satisfied

And be a simple

Kind of man

Oh, be something

You love and understand

Baby be a simple

Kind of man

Oh, won't you do this

For me, son I'

if you can?

Oh yes, I will

That's an awesome thing.

You know, it's an

awesome time for...

for us to share

the true meaning of Easter.

Make sure you bring

her next week.

Very good. My man, Chester.

- Hey, buddy.

- Yeah.

All thanks to you, my head, huh?

You got my message.

Thank you for coming.

Everything alright, Bonnie?

No. I need to talk to you

about something serious.

Alright.

Come on.

I'm a bit concerned.

This is so unlike her.

Becks is always here.

She never misses my services,

especially Easter.

When's the last

time you saw her?

The middle of last week, she...

she won a jackpot

on bingo night.

Jackpot?

Maybe her and Larry

took the loot and went on down

to Myrtle Beach for the night.

I got to run a few errands.

I'll head over there

and I'll check in on 'em.

Thank you.

Don't you worry about a thing,

Reverend Bonnie.

- Thank you very much.

- I'll take care of it.

Oh!

You!

Are you alone today?

No, no, no. Come, come.

Come with me.

Come. I have something for you.

Come, come. Come.

Here.

Eat some of Suzie's dumplings.

Here you go.

Eat, eat.

Where's little

soldier boy today?

Oh! Kenny.

You scare me.

You give me a heart attack,

just like your food.

What did I say to you?

What?

Get inside.

Yeah, whatever.

Kung-fu to you, too.

You're damn shame.

You are an embarrassment.

You and your good off

rat friend keep

digging in my trash can.

I might mistake

you for a raccoon

and shoot your ass.

You know,

raccoon is some good eating.

Pull yourself together.

And that woman

with the cleaning.

Every time I walked in,

the furniture would

be all moved around.

The sofas would be facing

the opposite direction

of the television.

You know,

this beautiful little girl

has told me a lot about you.

She did?

Is it... is it good or bad?

Because I feel like

I'm nerdy and awkward,

and sometimes I can hear people.

Relax. It's all good.

It's everything

to do with the

amount of homework

- you give this little girl.

- Well, okay,

then that'd actually be true.

Well, it's a good thing.

- Oh, hi. Hi.

- How are you?

What can I get you this morning?

This'll shock you,

but two cheeseburgers.

The first one with fries,

strawberry shake,

second one with onion

rings and a Coke please.

Okay.

Would you like anything to eat?

You know, they have

some wonderful dessert.

They have peach cobbler,

apple pie...

Oh, I'm sorry.

We're all out of peach.

The big deputy, he ate

everything. He ate all of it.

Ugh, dufus.

The chick is certifiably crazy.

Certified, huh?

I'm telling you.

I got the shrink

bills to prove it.

Stacks.

Go ahead, Sheriff.

I'm going to

head on out to Larry

and Beck's place.

Copy that.

I'll meet you out there in 15.

Gotta go to bounce

and Larry coroners.

- You got this?

- I got this.

Alright, cool.

I'll buy the beer.

Tea.

- Okay.

- Enjoy-

Okay, so what branch of the

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