Chennai 600028 II: Second Innings Page #2

Instead of naming him Sachin...

...I might as well

have named him Premgi!

'Karthik isn't with

his brother Guna'

'Now his brother Guna alias Sampath

is rocking as a villain in Telugu films'

'He is a big Don

in Telugu cinema'

'At one time, a terror in real life

who was smashing so many...'

'...is now being mashed to a pulp

by heroes in reel life'

'With the money

sent by his brother...'

'...our Karthi is running

a finance company'

'You can get loans here

with credit cards too'

Here, sir

This is my card

Cheers!

'But this is not

his main business'

'He is 1 among many who review films in

YouTube with zero knowledge of cinema!'

'Yes, he's one among them'

Hello everybody

'I wish to ask James Cameron

only 1 question'

'I know where you got

the script for 'Avatar' movie'

'Tamil film Vietnam Colony'

'Am I right?'

In that film hero Prabhu and

comedian Goundamani...

...will go to kick out

the tenants in that colony

'Finally they'll team up with the tenants

to ensure the enemies kick the bucket!'

'But in your film...'

'...the hero along with his friends'

'...go to evacuate

all the folks in that town'

Finally he unites with them

And executes the person

who sent him here

'Mr Cameron'

'You can hoodwink anyone'

'But me, Karthik

won't fall for your trick!'

1st half and 2nd half

are completely disjointed

There's a lag in

each and every scene

Producer sir, tell me

Deposited money in my account?

I'll take care

Movie is packed so tight

Screenplay is extraordinary

You'll be glued to your seat

Your eyes will be

riveted to the screen

Think you have

a PhD in reviewing?

Yes, brother

That's what people say!

Deriding my leader?

I'll kill you, watch out

If you keep roaming around claiming

you're reviewing and screwing up-

I'm very happy

Dude, I'm short of a player

Will you play a match?

Please don't mistake me

Christopher Nalan's film is releasing

Only I can review it

Producers released another film

assuming it will be a B.O hit

It made an ass of everyone!

Producer is asking me

to give it a boost

He has already transferred

money into my account

'All these chaps have

countless enemies individually'

I chased you from pillar to post,

fell in love and married you

Why should I sit here as your wife?

You can be with her

If you come late again,

you'll sleep in the porch

'Oho! Sorry, we entered

the wrong house'

'Editor, not this house'

It's about your friends

all the time, 24x7x366!

Weren't you chatting

with her last night?

On our wedding night

you swore you won't drink

If you want to gallivant,

why did you marry me?

All I asked was a cup of tea!

Didn't you make 'chutney', dear?

'No cuss words

will dent their minds'

'Because they are used to it'

'But they all have

a common enemy'

- 'My dear bro?'

- Yes...?

- 'Did you stack up those rice bags?'

- Yes, I did

'Where's the new

2000 rupee note?'

- I'll get it now

- 'Go fast'

'Our dear Cheenu'

So you are saying...

...your wife is more

important than me

You won't join me for a drink?

Cheenu, don't click a snap of all of us

boozing here and post it on Facebook

'Cheenu isn't married as yet'

'He's the main reason for

the Sharks team being united'

'But to all these boys

he's giving big, big troubles'

You said you went for

a meeting last night

What is this?

Cheenu...Cheenu...!

If he's important

why do you need me?

Why the hell didn't you marry him?

Should get this Cheenu married soon

Dude, he says a big 'no'

to whichever girl we show

If I ask him to show

a girl he likes...

...he shows me the calendar

Says he wants a girl like

Goddess Mahalakshmi!

Then he should be

like Lord Vishnu!

That's how I look

'Cheenu's grocery store has gradually

developed into a huge super market'

'Manohar anna

Now Arnold isn't with him'

'He has opened a big salon

near R.A. Puram'

'Even now he cuts everything

except hair but if you ask him-'

Then, now and forever

Only I'll be the Sharks team's manager

Dude, I'm short of 1 player

Will you come and play?

Certainly, I'll come

I didn't ask you, bro

I asked Raghu

Where is Raghu?

'Raghu is working in

a software company'

'Earns a fat salary and

has a gorgeous girlfriend'

'Her name is Anu

She's very cute'

'They've been in love

for the past 5 years'

'Anu and Raghu are colleagues'

'When Anu told her folks about Raghu,

her dad threw a royal tantrum'

'But she's hell bent

on marrying Raghu'

'She's very adamant and strong'

'She argued with her dad,

refused to budge from her stand'

'She got a green signal

for their wedding'

Anu's parents are

coming home tomorrow

I'm so stressed out

If you're too tense, come along

Let's guzzle beer

and then meet them

I accept wholeheartedly

For my daughter's sake...

...I've done whatever

she wished for

She wanted to work in Chennai

Today she wishes to spend the rest

of her life married to your son

Similarly as her father...

...I have a wish

Will you fulfill it?

Why are you being

so formal with us?

- What should we do?

- Nothing big

We would like the wedding

in our hometown Theni

You will celebrate

just 2 occasions here

I want to celebrate this wedding like

a festival by inviting our entire community

Is that all?

We can perform the wedding

in Theni just as you wished

So happy you agreed

'Next we will witness'

'Sharks team's reunion

for our Raghu's wedding'

'The chaos and confusion

during this event'

'True love, friendship ties'

'Backstabbing wounds

Joy without bounds'

'Distress, disappointments, drifting'

'Ups and downs of a family man's life'

'Then...plenty of cricket'

'Shall we watch?'

'Madurai-Chennai

Pandian Express'

Want to listen to a story?

Do you know the story of the crow?

- Don't know that story?

- She's a good storyteller

'Once upon a time-'

Hey Kutty

- My hand is trembling

- I'll just talk to Anu and come

You promised to come

without your family

- What's all this?

- 'No, dear, I won't drink'

We announced our plan

They said we could combine this with

the kids' holiday and make a trip together

Couldn't you have discussed and

convinced them to stay behind?

Sat and spent 5 minutes

I explained in detail

My wife convinced me for 5 hours!

Not just me

The whole jing-bang lot

My family too!

You came up with this idea

of drinking in the train

Everything is mixed and ready

What will I do with all that now?

Just wait, da

Kids are also here, right?

They will sleep at 10

After that we can have a blast

Not an ordinary promise

'I swear' tick promise

- Won't that Cheenu reform?

- What happened?

He has boozed even before

boarding the train

But he promised us

he won't drink

You call him your friend

and hang out with him!

Come, let's drink

We'll come

You go now

We'll all come after they sleep

My stomach is burning

Let's open the bottle

You told me, right?

Dude...?

He won't come now

Did you see the sari

Khushboo wore this week?

It was beautiful, Selvi

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