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lt is 5-6 years since l stopped doing serials.

She just does white wash and walks here and there.

She'll just see serial and nothing else.

ln Bava's cookery show the special

today is standing chicken fry.

Standing chicken fry means when you fry it you

must have someone standing near you like this.

Oh! lt is Bava Chetta's cookery show.

- All of you note it down.

Where were you all along?

lt is more than 7 o'clock.

There was real traffic block.

- Don't lie.

Which is the new item of Chetta's today?

lt is standing chicken fry.

- lt is days since he is standing and frying.

Can't he make the chicken

sit or lie and then fry?

We must get the permission

of the chicken also for that.

''Climbing the steep mountain

crores of people are reaching.''

''From there they carry

the gold cross...gold cross...''

What happened?

Why did you stop?

The golden cross is not getting

lifted up easily like before.

''Carrying the golden cross they

climbed the mountain.''

''Carrying the golden cross they

climbed the mountain.''

lt is 7 o'clock. Lord Jesus! Bless me.

l convey my prayers. Lord Jesus!

Save me from devils and ghosts.

From all these drunkards sitting

here save me and my honor.

Amen! - Don't play.

- lt must be Kichu.

Will he ever ring the bell,

pray and enter?

lt can't be him. Half an hour

back he had called from Kayamkulam.

lt is some other guy.

How come association secretary is here?

l was just passing by.

- Have you passed any petition against me?

Where is the President?

Mr. Mathew Velangadan

Tomorrow is New Year.

- For that do you want us to leave from here?

No, celebration.

- Yes, celebration.

We have planned an

excellent celebration here.

There won't be any lacking. Clapping dance.

Laughter Screaming. We have planned everything.

At 12 o'clock there will be choir song.

- Yes, there will be Father's preaching also.

Why is that guy wearing wig hiding there?

ls he hiding to see whether

his wife is coming to see me?

One day l'll snatch your

wig and throw it in dustbin.

Satheesh, you come.

- velangadan!

You go and sit in front of the camera.

His idiotic cameras.

l'll leave. - You tell what you

came to say and then go.

To the celebration fund account the

members of each flat has given Rs1000.

ls it? - l came to get that.

lf you wish you can give.

We have no such wish. You city

cultured people celebrate as you wish.

We country locals will get together

and celebrate according to our wish.

Okay? - Yes.

- Now secretary can go. Bye!

Secretary sir! - Yes. - Will there be

bearded Santo Clause for New Year?

Yes. - Else you tell me.

One of them is here.

Nonsense. ldiots.

Cultureless Guys with no respect.

Don't be scared.

They won't come.

l heard it. l'm satisfied. We can do

the celebration without any problem. - Yes.

''Rail! Rail! Like you there

is fire in my heart too.''

The pushing trolley has come.

- Will your father come to pour that?

Pour it.

- l have poured it.

Don't spoil by adding water.

John! lsn't your ex-wife Gracy there?

- Yes.

l heard that she is going to get married.

- l also heard.

lf she invites us, we'll go.

- What? Who'll go?

We. - We? - Yes. - We all.

l'll go and conduct that marriage.

Let one more guy learn the lesson.

Merlin is sure to be invited.

- Who? - Kichu's wife.

Oh, Merlin. She is not Merlin.

She is Goddess.

My wife is Goddess.

lsn't that what he said?

What is wrong in that? Till the last

minute she tried to unite you and Gracy.

Not only that. When you were admitted

in hospital after cutting your veins...

l have told you many times not to

talk about cutting the vein.

Then haven't you cut your veins?

That was because none of you came

here for one week. You were all very busy.

Yes, we were busy.

lt is nothing new.

l got drunk. The loneliness got on to me.

Then unknowingly l did that.

After that l promised that

l'll never do like this again.

lt was when we promised that you said it.

- What?

We promised that minimum one of

us will daily come here and meet you.

You leave that.

When you were in hospital who

brought food for you daily? Who?

lt was Merlin. You must be grateful to her.

l got her married to Kichu. lt was the

gratitude of that which she showed.

That's correct. - You were not the only

one who took trouble to get them married.

We were also there.

- Then you also go and cut your veins.

She'll come with diet food for you also.

- She'll come.

Even if my Magistrate wife doesn't come,

she'll come.

Even if it is a bit exaggeration,

Merlin is an Goddess.

What do you say?

- Yes, correct.

Listen, you are right. - There is no

doubt that she is an Goddess. Okay?

Enough.

Sir! Kichu, sir! Sir! Wife.

Where? - ln phone.

You drive the car. Don't scare me.

Damn it! What a chest pain is it?

Sir, we'll go to some hospital. From

afternoon you are saying this chest pain.

l'm telling you no need.

ln these days even youngsters get heart attack.

By taking an ECG, we can become peaceful.

ECG. When was this ECG found?

Just by taking ECG we can't get peace.

lf it is going to end, let it end.

Sir! See there.

What is it? - Hospital.

Shall l take you there?

Yes. Not the first board.

To the second board.

Andappa! - Yes. - Your coming here

might have got caught in that camera.

lf that President sees that,

you'll lose your job.

By seeing me in camera he can't do anything to me.

See this tool box. l have come here to do repair.

Here is your money. - Okay.

- Keep this also. - Thank you!

Andappa! Tomorrow evening

bring 3 beer bottles also.

Okay. - For whose sake

you are getting this beer?

lt is not for drinking. Night at 12 o'clock we'll say happv

new year shake the bottle and splash it all over.

No need for that. No need for that.

- Why?

That is foreigner's style.

When it gets 12 o'clock we'll howl together.

That is the true Malayalee style.

Like this. Kooo!!!!!!!!!!

No, l won't howl like this. l'm not a true Malayalee.

My mother was best Anglo lndian.

Then tender true Malayalee.

We need beer. We need beer.

Kichu sir is not to be seen.

- As he said why is he so late?

You call him.

Pick up the phone, dog.

Sir, it is me the driver.

Sir is in the bar.

There is a problem, sir.

Hit that idiot. After all this

while is he still keeping quiet?

How long is it since he went

inside the bar? One hour?

You go and see. Don't cut off the phone.

You give the phone to him soon.

From afternoon he is having chest pain.

The pain was in the left side. He is still having pain.

He didn't pick up the phone

when Merlin called him.

When asked about going to hospital

he said if it is ending, let it end.

Sorry! - Walk carefully, buddy.

Some of them come after getting fully drunk.

Sir! Phone.

You! Did you say anything?

- No.

Like that.

Will you stop us from saying anything?

There is no compulsion.

You try to say. l'll listen.

Then you listen.

- Leave it. Come with me.

They won't allow me to go.

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