Chill Factor Page #13

VITELLI:

(off) ...and selfless actions, you did

save millions of lives.

ARLO:

Exactly.

VITELLI:

However, you are also non-en-...

VITELLI:

(off) ...-listed personnel with detailed

knowledge of classified secrets falling

under the National Security Act.

VITELLI:

In order to protect those secrets, I am

authorized to fine you, imprison you...

VITELLI:

(off) ...to take any extreme measures I

deem necessary...

VITELLI:

...including the permanently extreme.

ARLO:

I'd say we're about even.

MASON:

Patriotism is its own reward.

ARLO:

I think so too.

MASON:

(overlapping) (grunts) Yeah.

MASON:

Thank you.

ARLO:

(off) Thank you very much.

MASON:

What about all that "no need to get in

the man's...

MASON:

...face" crap you've been telling me?

ARLO:

(overlapping) I was not in the man's

face. I was nego-...

ARLO:

...-tiatin'.

MASON:

(overlapping) Look. That's negotiating?

He threatened to kill...

MASON:

...us.

ARLO:

But he didn't. See, that's negotiation.

MASON:

(overlapping) No.

MASON:

That's bullshit.

ARLO:

Bullshit, yeah. Well...if we're not

gonna be famous, at least this'll be a

great story to tell some ladies in a bar

or somethin'.

MASON:

(overlapping) Arlo, nobody's gonna

believe us.

MASON:

Nobody-Nobody's even gonna know this

happened, except for the people that were

here, the Army, you and me...

MASON:

...and--

FEMALE MEDIC #1

(interrupting) You shouldn't be walking

on that.

ARLO:

Hello, somebody.

FEMALE MEDIC #2

Heard you saved a lot of lives.

FEMALE MEDIC #1

The Army said it was a terrorist bomb.

ARLO:

Oh!

MASON:

Oh, oh!

ARLO:

I feel faint.

MASON:

(overlapping) Ooh.

MASON, ARLO, FEMALE

MEDIC #1 & FEMALE

MEDIC #2

(overlapping, indistinct chatter and

exclamations of "Oh!" and "Ooh!" -

continues under following scene and

dialogue)

ARLO:

Oh. Oh, you got me? You got me?

FEMALE MEDIC #2

I gotcha.

MASON:

(overlapping) Oh, you got me?

FEMALE MEDIC #1

Yeah, I gotcha. Hold on.

MASON:

(overlapping) (groans - continues under

following dialogue)

ARLO:

You know, it's, uh-it's very hush-hush,

as we say in the spy game.

MASON:

(panting) Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

PEOPLE AT:

MOUNTAINTOP:

(low and indistinct chatter - continues

under following scenes and dialogue)

MASON:

(grunts - continues under following

dialogue)

ARLO:

It all started with our mission in

Istanbul.

MASON:

(overlapping) Yeah.

ARLO:

I was undercover as a tennis player.

MASON:

(overlapping) Yeah.

ARLO:

My code name was Blackjack. Night Shift

was my coach. Uh-Uh-Uh, I'm sorry.

Mason was my coach.

MASON:

(overlapping) (grunts)

ARLO:

Uh, he handled rackets, and I carried the

balls.

MASON:

(overlapping) Yeah.

ARLO:

(overlapping) (low and indistinct to) you

see, that was a-that was my mission.

MASON:

(overlapping) (indistinct to) big balls.

ARLO:

That's right.

MASON, ARLO, FEMALE

MEDIC #1 & FEMALE

MEDIC #2

(overlapping, indistinct chatter and

grunts - continues under following scene

and dialogue)

ARLO:

Ooh, that's it. Just grab-Just put your

arm-- Don't be afraid.

MASON:

(overlapping) Oh.

SCENE:

BLACK BACKGROUND.

ARLO:

(voice over) You got a nice strong grip

for a woman.

FEMALE MEDIC #1

(voice over) Oh, thank you.

ARLO:

(voice over) Yes, you do.

FEMALE MEDIC #2

(voice over) Ooh, ooh.

ARLO:

(voice over) Yeah, and, uh...that's a

wonderful, wonderful walkie-talkie you

got there.

MASON:

(voice over) (overlapping) Do I have to

get naked?

FEMALE MEDIC #2

(voice over) (overlapping) You don't have

to.

MASON:

(voice over) I don't have to?

FEMALE MEDIC #2

(chuckling) Are you kidding?

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