Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! Page #2

...closer?

No, you may not.

The crystal is sacred.

Its mystical glow protects us

from the creature's evil power.

- Evil power?

- Evil power?

I have found you.

Look out, Scoob.

It's that terrible tour guide.

Do you know this man?

Yeah. Like, thanks to him,

our grand tour took a grand detour.

My sincerest apologies.

There was a terrible mishap.

I was so worried, that I jumped

out of the plane myself...

...desperate to save you.

Speaking of desperate,

what about the rest of the gang?

They must be worried sick about us.

We're very popular, you know.

I know. Why don't you try calling

your friends from the weather station?

Weather station, eh?

Well, what are we waiting for?

Like, hook us up

with that satellite hookup.

It is a bit further up the mountain.

I can take you there.

The only place you are going

is down the mountain.

I would be honored to guide you

to the weather station.

I'll go too.

With that snow creature out there,

we'll have greater strength in numbers.

We will all climb the mountain together.

Beware, gentlemen.

The yeti is the watcher

of the guarded places...

...a realm of terrible danger...

...where those who seek the unknown

meet their doom.

Like, whatever happened

to "bon voyage"?

Yeah.

Admit it, Freddie. We're lost.

We're not lost.

We're just taking a shortcut.

Across Mongolia?

Just keep an eye out for road signs

to Timbuktu.

So, Velma, what can you tell us

about this abdominal snowman?

Not "abdominal," Freddie.

It's pronounced abominable.

There are a number of different theories

regarding the abominable snowman.

And there have been many photographs

taken of the yeti's footprints.

Hold it. Back up. Yeti footprints?

What on earth is a yeti?

The yeti is the name used by the local

mountain people to describe the creature.

So the yeti and the subliminal snowman

are the same thing?

Not "subliminal," Fred.

- Now you've got me all mixed up.

- I don't understand.

What does any of this have to do

with Shaggy and Scooby?

There's no mystery there, Freddie.

One thing we know for sure...

...those two always know

how to find trouble.

Scoob, old buddy, how did we ever wind up

on this frozen freak-fest?

I don't know, Shaggy.

Like, what I wouldn't give right now

for a nice warm Scooby Snack.

Scooby Snacks?

Well, why didn't you just say so?

Oh, boy. Scooby Snacks.

Yeah. A whole year's supply of them.

Like, maybe this trip wasn't such a bad idea

after all, Scoob.

Mountain climbing requires a lot of energy,

so we must eat many times a day.

Gee, Scoob, this sounds like a sport

we could really sink our teeth into.

Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff, Scoob.

Yeah.

How about you, professor?

Like, got anything yummy

to add to our impromptu potluck?

- Like, what is all this stuff?

- Don't touch that.

I'm sorry. But this equipment

is very sensitive.

We'd better keep moving.

Gee whiz. His equipment's not

the only thing around here that's sensitive.

Yeah, sensitive.

Man, Scoob...

...the air is so thin up here, like,

I think my lungs are gonna pop.

Yeah, mine too.

We must keep moving.

The weather station is only a bit further.

I think we're being followed.

You see?

What did I tell you, professor?

She is stubborn as a yak.

I was going to leave the village, but then

I heard the weather report over the radio.

There is a terrible snowstorm coming.

I only followed to warn you.

You and that radio.

Every day, all you do

is stare off into space...

...listening to that jabber-mouthed

DJ playing his records.

He's not a jabber-mouth.

His beautiful voice is the only friend

I have on this lonely mountain.

Here, just listen.

And here's a cut from their last album...

...recorded just before the band's

tragic breakup.

The song went on to become

a one-hit wonder...

...after its use in a popular Tv commercial

for furniture polish.

Wow, like, who would've thought...

...that you could get a radio station

way up here?

You can't.

It is just the man at the weather station

pretending to be a DJ.

You have a crush on the weather man.

And now you're tagging along

just for an excuse to meet him.

That's not true. There is a storm coming.

She is telling the truth. Look there.

It could blow us right off this mountain.

We've got to find shelter, and fast.

We'll never make it.

We're going to have to set up

our tents here.

You mean, like, camping?

Out here, with that psychotic snowman

on the loose?

Scoob, old buddy, if there's one thing

I don't like about this plan...

...it's everything about this plan.

Yeah.

Okay, Scoob.

Like, you've got first watch.

If that big-footed bogeyman

shows his frozen face...

...he'll have to deal with Scooby-Doo,

guard dog extraordinaire.

Yeah. Guard dog.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Like, Scoob, keep it down, will you?

You wanna wake up

the whole neighborhood?

Sorry.

The creature. He knows we are here.

Zoinks, and, like, he doesn't

sound too happy about it.

Yeah.

Mes amis, you cannot quit now.

Sorry, like, Scoob and I

need our beauty sleep.

Not to worry, mes amis.

Come. I show you

something you like, eh?

Like, it's a laser light show.

You see? The traps, they are set.

First I catch the monster...

...then Shaggy and Scooby,

they will go home.

- What?

- What?

Like, I get it now. You're no tour guide.

No, mon frere.

I am Alphonse Lafleur,

the greatest hunter in all the world.

And we're just monster bait

to help you catch that ice-cold cretin.

Yeah. Monster bait.

At last, the creature, he is here.

And, like, we're gone, man. Real gone.

What is going on out here?

Like, you don't wanna know.

No!

Like, if I wasn't freezing,

I'd be having a major meltdown.

Shaggy? Scooby? Is that really you?

It's me, Del chillman.

Wow, what are you guys doing up here?

Would you believe it? We're on vacation.

Yeah, vacation.

So Shaggy and the poochie

have hitched a ride, eh?

No matter.

Where they go,

the monster is sure to follow.

Well, sorry you can't call

the rest of the gang.

It looks like the snowstorm

has blocked out the satellite.

But, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

I don't get too many visitors up here.

Oh, boy, hot chocolate.

The last time we saw you...

...all you cared about was

the Loch Ness monster.

Like, what happened?

Nessie was a no-show.

I was so bummed. But then it hit me.

What if I got a job up here

and used my free time...

...to search for proof

of the abominable snowman?

Hang on, guys.

Hello, out there.

Today's weather report:

A major snowstorm is blowing through...

...with highs in the low minus 40s.

You're chilling with Del chillman,

spinning music for your mountain morning.

Wow, this is some groovy collection

you've got here.

Yeah.

So, like, your big assignment

is to be a radio disk jockey?

Well, I'm only supposed to read

the weather report...

...but it got lonely after a while.

It helps to have someone to talk to,

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