Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! Page #4

...but I think I just stubbed my toe

on a clue.

Helium? How strange.

And look, the gauge is on empty.

I'm starting to think

this abominable snowman...

...may be less snow and more man.

Okay, Scooby-Doo, you got us up here.

Now, like, how are we gonna get down?

Like, don't look now, Scoob...

...but I think our stock

is about to take a serious plunge.

Well, what do you know?

That wasn't so bad after all.

Do not be afraid, my young travelers.

Zoinks, like, who's afraid?

I am.

I am wondering.

What are you doing

among the gravestones of the spirits?

- Gravestones?

- Gravestones?

Fear not, honored ones.

Your good karma has at last

brought you to safety.

Welcome to the lost kingdom

of Shangri-la.

Wow, the vibes in this place

are too groovy for words.

And, like, it's done wonders

for your complexion.

For thousands of years...

...this mystical valley

has been the source of eternal youth.

Those who discover Shangri-la

can never grow old...

...so long as they stay.

Like, what is it now, Scooby-Doo?

He pulled my tail. Pulled tail.

Like, you say somebody pulled your tail?

Hey, like, those chimps must think

we're a couple of chumps.

Oh, yeah?

Like, nobody makes a monkey out of you,

right, Scooby-Doo?

Apparently, I spoke too soon.

Indeed.

This way, my friends.

You may stay as long as you wish.

You know, Scoob, I could

get used to a place like this.

Yeah, me too.

According to the data

from the seismograph...

...this should be the right spot.

Jinkies.

The underground vibrations

must be coming from down there.

Come on, gang.

It's time to put this mystery on ice.

Boy, Scoob, that High Lama

sure seemed like an awfully wise man.

But, like, you'd think,

he'd have remembered...

...to tell us where to brush our teeth.

Gee, for such a peaceful people,

they sure had a lot of creepy paintings.

Yeah, creepy.

Check this guy out, Scoob.

Like, he must be the god of bad breath.

And who's this?

Like, talk about a bad hair day.

Somebody paint this guy a hat.

Now, this guy's

the ugliest one of them all.

You're not kidding, Scoob.

Like, who'd be his date for the prom?

Tyrannosaurus rex?

Shaggy...

I mean, with a face like that,

he could go as himself for Halloween.

Like, he's so ugly, he probably

has to sneak up on himself in the mirror.

Zoinks, it's the abominable snowman!

And, like, I don't think

he appreciates my honesty.

We gotta find someplace to hide

from that bipolar polar bear.

Like, check it out.

This tunnel's got a split personality.

Shaggy? Scooby? Is that you?

Guys, it is you.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

And, like, Shaggy too.

Don't even think about it.

Hey, guys. So, what happened up there?

More like, what's happening down here?

Jeepers.

Was that an explosion?

Check it out.

Like, where did you guys come from?

I'd love to catch up,

but we can't stay here.

This cave could collapse at any moment.

Jeepers.

It's some kind of crystal cavern.

Now, this is what I call

an underground scene.

Look. There's somebody down there.

It's Professor Jeffries.

Fire in the hole. So I did.

Oh, Professor Jeffries, you are brilliant.

Simply, marvelously brilliant.

Come on, gang.

I've got a plan to catch

this crystal-craving creep.

Once I get down

this desolate mountain...

...it'll be nothing but room service

and warm, sunny beaches.

The crystal!

Like, looking for this?

Come back here with that crystal.

Finders keepers.

And, like, losers snoozers.

Mush, Scoob. Mush. Mush.

Hit it!

A textbook example of how to catch

a would-be snow monster.

What? No, you've got it all wrong.

I'm not the snowman.

It all makes perfect sense.

Professor Jeffries has been using

the legend of the abominable snowman...

...to scare everyone off the mountain.

I hate to interrupt, but it looks like

there's still a few scares left...

...to this snow-monster mystery.

Come on, gang, we gotta skedaddle.

All aboard the Snowman Express.

You're not out of this race yet,

Jeffries, old boy.

The crystal is mine!

The lost treasure of Shangri-la

is lost no more.

You can have it. And, like, what a deal.

It comes with a matching snowman.

This is going to hurt!

I was right. That hurt.

- Is everybody okay?

- Yeah.

What about Shaggy and Scooby?

They must still be inside

the mountain somewhere.

Okay, gang. I've got a plan to catch

this freezer-burned bogeyman.

But we'll have to work fast.

Come on. Del, you are driving.

Right on.

Jeffries, old boy,

nothing can stop us now.

Hey, professor.

Don't look now, but I think

you're about to get schooled.

Like, I can't see a thing, Scoob.

How about lighting one of those candles?

Zoinks, like, that's no candle.

It's a stick of dynamite!

Dynamite.

We made it, Scoob. We're alive.

Whatever you're doing, Scoob,

like, do it faster.

Like, far out.

Come on, Scoob.

Like, let's shred this mountain

before it shreds us.

Way to go, Scoob. Way to go.

Like, who knew you were such a hot dog?

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Hate to be a back-seat boarder,

but, like, what happens...

...when we run out of mountain?

Okay, I think that should do it.

Man, when they hit this baby,

it's gonna be sweet.

Way to go, guys.

The slope looks perfect.

Once they hit this last ramp,

they'll catch air over the monastery wall...

...boosting right into the trap we made

from the climbing ropes.

And not a minute too soon.

Here they come.

It's Shaggy and Scooby.

They're headed right for the trap.

Man, Scoob, that was one epic ride.

Yeah, epic.

Sorry, old chum, but this mountain is just

not big enough for the both of us.

Extraordinary.

Yeah, man. It worked!

Del?

Hang on, Velma.

Oh, I'm hanging.

They're not gonna make it.

Del! Jinkies!

Look.

A flying abominable snowman?

My mind is blown.

That's no snowman.

Try snow-woman.

Minga.

Minga Sherpa has been

behind this monster mystery...

...from the very beginning.

She used the helium tanks

from the weather station...

...to fill her monster costume.

That's how the yeti was able

to climb so easily.

And that's also why

the monster's footprints...

...didn't sink very deeply into the snow.

I'm very sorry.

I never meant to hurt anyone.

But I don't understand.

Why did you do it?

All I really wanted was to listen

to Del chillman on the radio.

You see, I am your number one fan.

Really?

When I learned that you were going

to be leaving the mountain...

...I brought the yeti to life

as a way of keeping you here.

So, like, that's why she's trying

so hard to scare us all.

She just wanted to convince Del

to stick around.

Wow, that's so...

I mean, it's real cool, mama.

As for Professor Jeffries...

...he was just using the legend of the yeti

to cover up his scheme.

And I would've gotten away with it, too,

if it weren't for you meddling kids...

...and that mountain-climbing mutt,

Scooby-Doo.

Who, me?

So, like, is the abominable snowman

just a myth after all?

No, mes amis.

- Alphonse Lafleur?

- Alphonse Lafleur?

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