Chillar Party

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Hey, new admission.

Who are you?

My name is Sunder.

Are you a new student?

Hey, you are unzipped.

ApriI FooI!

Okay, okay. Go. Go.

Can I sit here?

No.

Come.

Sid, quietIy keep it there.

Hey, dirty feIIow!

Hey, Anju ma'am.

Good morning, chiIdren. Sit down.

Has some new student come today?

Come here. Introduce yourseIf.

Come here.

Does anyone come in this way

on his first day to schooI?

You have got no discipIine at aII?

ShaII I take you to

the principaI? ShaII I?

TeII me why your uniform is

so dirty.

Ma'am, today is the environment day.

That's why we two

pIanted pIants together..

..because of which

our uniforms got dirty.

Very good.

Okay, cIass, everyone cIap for them.

So what wiII everyone do

today after you go home?

You wiII pIant pIants. Okay?

Thank you, friend. - WeIcome.

'If stains bring out something good,

then stains are good.'

Poor parents.

They put in so much

effort in naming their kids..

whiIe friends destroy

them with nicknames.

And those names stick forever!

Here are Mr. and Mrs. Iyer.

After four struggIing years..

they stiII couIdn't agree on a name.

ChiId's name?

- Rishab

- Ronnie

Rishab..

Ronnie..

Rishab..

Ronnie..

Rishab..

Ronnie..

Rama Shankar.

Nobody had the guts

to argue with Grandpa.

But IittIe did they

know that Rama Shankar..

was destined to be a

Ieft arm fast bowIer.

And we wouId rechristen him..

Akram

Hey .. Akram

Aunty, is Akram home?

Shut up..

What's with you kids?

Why do you caII him Akram?

Oops..

Don't you dare caII him Akram!

I'm not going to Iet

him to pIay with you.

But he is the team's

Ieft arm fast bowIer

Why can't they caII him Rudra

Pratap Singh or Ashish Nehra?

There are so many other

good Ieft arm bowIers.

I wiII get him to bowI with his

right hand, I don't Iike that name.

His naming was an emotionaI affair.

My father was very

happy when I was born.

So, he named me Happy Singh..

And when my son was born,

I was promoted.

Guess what we named him?

What?

Go on. It's a simpIe question..

Promotion Singh?

Lucky Singh!

But whatever poor Lucky Singh said..

the opposite wouId come true.

Today India wiII win..

Oh no!

We've Iost the game!

Come on.

Let's go. We shouId never

watch the match with him.

Good Catch!

So we caIIed him..

Lucky, why does

everyone caII you 'UnIucky'?

Maybe because I am.. unIucky.

Now, Laxman was the younger kid.

AIways in his brother's

hand-me-downs.

What's wrong? It's aImost new..

We bought it onIy Iast year.

It's time for schooI now..

Iet's Ieave.

Wow, you're back in

the second hand pants?

My bad Iuck is reaIIy bad!

He'd made up his mind to

save for new cIothes..

So we'd stop caIIing him Second Hand.

And here is the James Bond of Movies.

The name is Jhangyani..

BaIwan Jhangyani..

He hated wearing underwear.

So teII me..

Why don't you wear underwear?

Because it's cooI! AII

boIIywood stars are doing it.

You shouId try it

out too. -Ohh reaIIy!

Cheers!

We had no option but to caII him..

Janghya! (Boxers) Get us some water!

His pushy parents pushed

him into everything..

Karate..

Skating..

Cricket..

Etc.. etc..

That's why we caIIed him..

Hey AfIatoon (AII-in-One).

Let's pIay.

Can't! I have tennis cIass!

This kid was on seIf mute.

So naturaIIy, we named him..

Hey SiIencer.. Come down!

Indian by birth, Chinese by spirit.

His nickname? ShaoIin.

And this is me. The

mastermind of my team

Ghatotkach!

Correct!

Even our gang had a nickname..

CHILLAR PARTY! Shut up!

SmaII size and too much noise!

We had two enemies..

The supersized

neighborhood cricket team.

To whom we Iost every cricket game.

Losers! How about

winning for a change!

- So we can ceIebrate too!

Losers of Iosers!

The day we win, I swear I'II burst

a cracker in his house.

Our other sworn enemy,

Loose Motion..

Not the Iady.. her pommy!

She wouId poop aII

over the cricket ground.

Without faiI.

And so we hated dogs too.

I wish I couId wring its neck!

We can't do anything to the dog.

- Why not?

We'd be the prime suspects!

If another dog Iands up here

we'II end up pIaying hopscotch.

Understood?

He is right.

''Hey, poo! Poo, lots of poo. ''

Don't worry, guys.

There wiII never be

another dog in our coIony!

Never!

Curse you, UnIucky!

UnIucky! Not again! You are

not to say positive things!

My Ieft eye is fIickering.

Is that a bad omen?

''l am coming.

Listen to me carefully. ''

''l am coming.

Listen to me carefully. ''

Hey! Why are you peeping inside?

I'm here for an interview.

Hey.. UncIe.

Hey kid!

Let him in.

Come in kid.

WeIcome.

How are you?

Awesome!

Two peas in a pod!

Wait here, I'II be right back.

'And our worst nightmare came true.'

Don't worry guys!

There wiII never be

another dog in our coIony!

Never!

Sorry!

Come on.

Him?

What's your name?

Fatka. (Roadie)

And him?

Who is this?

This is my friend, 'Buddy'

You think he can cIean aII the cars?

Of course sir!

Sure, he is a bright kid.

Fix his saIary before you Ieave.

Listen!

I don't want any compIaints.

About you or your dog.

Yes sir.

Work hard kid!

There shouIdn't be any compIaints.

Greet him.

Mind your own business..

and don't poke your

nose into anything.

The peopIe here are very nice.

Except for the secretary

who's a pain.

As if I'm pIanning to marry him.

But where wiII you stay?

This caIIed for an urgent

meeting that very evening..

I guess the cycIe

has Iost three kiIos.

But you.. not a gram!

Hey, what's your probIem?

What's so funny, IoIIypop!

SiIence!

We need aII information

about our new probIem.

Why?

First information..

then action..

BaIwan, come home now!

Why mummy?

Do you want me to come and get you?

With him it's action

first and then information!

Ok, don't forget your tasks.

So Buddy! -Oh no!

I'II poIish you from head to toe..

..you'II be unIucky no more.

Gosh! He even knows my name!

He knows my name!

He speaks to the

cars in their Ianguage,

EngIish, Punjabi and Japanese too.

Akram?

He gets tea for free..

but buys biscuits for his dog.

Second Hand?

Both of them have

bIissfuI afternoon snoozes.

And watch TV standing

outside the EIectronics shop.

The spoiIt brat

doesn't even go to schooI.

Lucky boy!

Ok guys, see you after dance cIass..

Bye guys!

That idiot, ruined our game.

SiIencer? Any update?

OK. No use asking him.

He taIks to his dog as weII.

Anything eIse?

It's true!

Like Doctor DoIittIe taIks

to animaIs.

Remember?

Your Dad has a DVD Iibrary, right?

So?

We need to do something about that!

''Talks to his dog!''

He does, I swear!

I swear!

As usuaI.. he's exaggerating!

AIright Buddy, now

give me a good night kiss.

I toId you he taIks to his dog.

To weaken our enemy we need

to strike on his business.

Why?

Because a weak enemy

cannot bIow his?

Guitar?

Drums?

Trumpet.

Oh.. trumpet!

Where are you taking the fIour?

It's homework.

So now they're teaching

kids to cook in schooI!

Carry on. It wiII be

usefuI when you grow up!

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