Chilling Visions: 5 Senses of Fear

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I used to feel

like something was missing.

Like there was

a hole in my life.

Now the hole is

the only thing I have left.

This is me a week ago.

If I'd known then

what I know now...

I never would have let

that b*tch in my house.

Yeah, okay!

Okay.

Hello, how can I help you?

Good morning, Mr. Kyle.

Did I wake you?

Yeah, uh, how do

you know my name?

It's 8:
30, you're supposed to be

at work at 9:
00, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm... I'm sick, so...

Sick or sick of trying?

What are you doing here?

What is all this trash?

I can see you have no wife.

Ex-wife,

thanks for bringing it up.

No girlfriend, no pets?

I have a plant.

You need a woman

in your life, Mr. Kyle,

not a sad little sprout!

Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, hold it.

What are you doing here?

Why are you in my house?

I'm here to change

your life, Mr. Kyle.

It's not your fault

you're unlucky in love.

- It's your pheromones.

- My pheromones?

Success has a certain scent.

And so does failure.

Your pheromones lack

the ability to attract.

You smell... undesirable.

You want me to change my soap?

I do wish you would take this

more seriously, Mr. Kyle.

I'm on a tight schedule.

This will do for you what your

pheromones will never be able to.

Cologne.

You want to sell me cologne.

Consider it a free sample.

Trust me.

It's a scent to die for.

Ah, ah, ah!

Not around others.

It's a very powerful tool.

I suggest you use it

sparingly at first

to see how you react.

If you notice anything

out of the ordinary,

stop using it immediately

and call me.

What do you mean,

"out of the ordinary?"

Huh? Oh, that's just something

we're supposed to say.

Good day, Mr. Kyle!

Wait, that's it?

You have my card.

All right.

Gutenberg, man.

I've been saying for weeks,

right, hmm, haven't I?

Hmm, tell me,

I've been saying it for weeks.

Cutbacks.

We're next, man.

I'm telling you,

the Gute got the boot!

The Gute got the boot, but were just

further down the alphabet.

Okay, today it's Gutenberg.

Tomorrow it's Masters...

and whatever your last name is.

You don't even know

my last name?

I'm bad with names, you know.

You know Gutenberg's last name.

Gute's been here forever.

Hey, Gute! Gute!

I trained Gutenberg.

There's a wall between us, Seth.

Not just a physical one.

Okay?

Gotta let somebody in.

Wanna hug?

Hey.

Seth.

What... Hi, what...

what are you doing here?

I know I shouldn't bother

you here.

Or ever, but, uh...

Here.

Seth, I...

I don't know what to say.

They're beautiful.

I've been goin' crazy

thinking about you.

Thinking about us

and everything that happened.

And I wish...

I wish I could fix things.

I just miss you.

I miss you too.

I know we said we wouldn't...

do this, but...

I've... I gotta see you.

What are you...

What are you doing Friday?

Wanna get a drink,

something to eat?

I don't care.

Something.

Please?

- Okay.

- Okay.

Um, let's... let's do, uh...

Michael's.

Eight PM.

My favorite.

I know.

Okay, um, I'll leave now.

But, uh...

see you Friday.

Eight PM.

Michael's.

- Hey, where you been, man?

- Lunch.

I already told you.

Look, two...

Two more got canned

while you were gone...

Harmon and Johnson.

They were asking for Kyle,

but you were already gone

so they skipped to Lewis.

Dude, I walked past there earlier,

heard him crying.

Lewis doesn't cry.

He's not a crier.

Yeah, I heard what I heard.

Mr. Kyle, I see you're back

from lunch.

Would you mind stepping

in here, please?

Uh, uh, yes.

Just give me... give me...

give me two minutes.

I'll be... restroom.

Gotta use the restroom.

Shoot.

Seth.

We just wanted to...

to take a moment and...

Well...

We no longer feel that...

that you're right for your position.

But...

I mean...

After sitting with you for a moment,

I think it's clear.

You're not being utilized

properly at all.

Absolutely not.

It's obvious.

Seth has been unable to succeed

because we have failed him as leaders.

Seth, you know,

you just possess

a natural charisma and confidence

that just says manager to me.

Absolutely, I just can't believe

we didn't see this sooner.

I mean, where have

you been hiding, Seth Kyle?

I... I... I've been right there.

The whole time.

How long you been with us?

- I... I've been here for eight years.

- Eight years?

How come I didn't know that?

I think he's due

for this manager's job.

Absolutely.

What?

It's time to take a break

and close my eyes and really see #

It's time to wander far away

and be and really be. #

I got a ticket to happiness #

And you know I'm gonna stay #

I got a ticket to happiness #

Let the trip take me away. #

Seth passing the office...

oh, boom, boom!

Bah!

Yeah, sugar in the house.

Woo! Yo, hit me, whoa!

Grenade.

Yo... Boom! Boom!

You got a ticket to happiness#

You know you're gonna stay#

Get a ticket to happiness#

Let the trip take you away.#

Ohh.

No! No!

Hello.

Hello?

This message is for Miss Margaret.

- This is Seth...

- Seth Kyle.

I'm having serious problems

with your product.

So...

I need you to call

me back, please.

Call me back!

Please call me back.

Hi, love.

Hey, pretty lady,

you all right?

It's me.

It's me, what...

What?

What!

What is it?

It's me, Seth Kyle!

Remember?

Do you remember me?

Eight years.

Eight years...

I spent at this desk!

On this keyboard!

Just typing!

W, w, w, w, dot, dot, dot...

And for what?

For what?

Seth, come on, man.

Oh, Spencer!

Oh, Spencer, my best friend.

He doesn't even know

my last name.

Why not?

Call security.

Seth, you're sick.

I think you need to go home.

And I think you should shut up!

'Cause gentlemen,

I just wanna thank you

for this glorious promotion.

I can't say enough

awful things about this

Godforsaken hellhole!

- Who you calling, sweetheart?

- Oh, Seth!

Oh, Seth... Seth, please, oh!

Oh boy.

[Gasping and coughing

Hello?

Sarah?

- Sarah.

- Seth?

Seth, w...

Where are you?

Sarah, I'm sorry.

What are you...

what are you talking about?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Seth...

I'm sorry I missed our date.

Seth, are you okay?

I loved you.

I love you.

Seth, where are you?

I love you.

Seth, tell me where you are.

Hello, Seth?

Hello!

Um... yeah...

I'm sorry, I can't...

Can you tell me

what hotel this is?

Hello?

Seth?

Hello.

9- 1-1, please hold.

It's interesting to think

about what happens after we die.

I don't mean spiritually.

I mean the remains

of our physical selves.

I've met a lot of people who say

they want to be cremated.

It always seemed like

such a waste to me.

I've always like the idea

that I'll just fade into the Earth,

feeding the worms

and the grass.

In some small way,

my body will perpetuate

the circle of life.

Even if I never accomplish

anything in life,

it's nice to think

I'll be significant

in death.

Which is better...

number one... or...

number two?

Number two.

Ahh, okay.

Just one little adjustment here.

Okay.

And...

Ahh.

Ahh.

Here we are.

Very good job.

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