Chizkeik

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Pavel Melenchuk

Sergei Chonishvili

Olga Lomonosova

Xenia Lavrova-Glinka

Natalia Fateeva

Ludmila Arinina

Dmitry Maryanov

CHEESECAKE:

Mom, sit still. You've seen this

rubbish a hundred times already.

Why rubbish? It's very nice. You are so

handsome there, and your smile...

Come on! It's make-up - it's illusion.

Mom, you don't have any inflammation.

Sorry, I'm very tired,

it's been a tough day.

What's bothering you?

Nothing. What makes you think

something's bothering me?

Well, that's the third time you've

washed that spoon.

Yes, sorry it's...

I'm on autopilot.

How is Galya doing?

She's fine.

Did she buy that handbag?

Which handbag?

The scarlet one, to match her shoes...

I don't know, she probably did.

Have you two had a fight?

Mom, let me through.

Why don't you ever tell me what's

going on with you?

Because nothing's 'going on' with me.

I knew that Galya would finally leave you!

Mom, I'm really tired.

You could stay here for the night.

Another time.

Have you had enough to eat?

I have all I need.

Good evening, Mikhail Alexandrovitch.

Good evening.

Don't you recognize me?

You're hard to forget.

But, excuse me, I don't remember your name

and don't understand what you're doing here.

I'm Alyosha.

May I spend the night here?

Why do you think I'd let you?

I don't know you.

Go home.

Do you have a home?

Yes.

That's good.

Now step aside.

Did you hear me?

Yes.

Go home.

Good night.

Yes.

Hello.

Yes, mom.

Yes, I'm watching - it's terrible.

Mom, I will be careful with fire.

I don't like electric kettles.

They make the water taste bad.

There'll be no summer? Why?

Summer has just begun.

It will be hot.

Your blood pressure will go up as usual.

Look, it's late, go to bed.

Yes...

Good night.

Bye.

Here's a kiss.

Are you afraid to go home?

No,

Just don't want to.

I think, you're afraid.

You must have gotten a bad grade

at school or something. That it?

I never get bad grades.

Then what the hell are you doing here?

This floor is cold, you'll get a chill.

I did nothing bad.

Are the police looking for you?

Why?

I didn't do anything wrong.

Your parents must be worried,

they don't know where you are, do they?

They don't care.

Good evening.

The dog needs his walk.

Come inside...

Come on.

Your son looks like you.

I don't have any children.

First they act on TV,

then say they don't have children.

Look, this is the first and the last time

you spend the night here.

Sorry, I don't need your troubles.

I've got my own up to my neck.

You understand?

- Yes. Excellent.

Where's your wife?

I don't have a wife.

But I saw woman's slippers and bathrobe...

I had a girlfriend.

Where is she now?

I don't know.

Please go to sleep

I have to get up early.

Hello.

Yes

No, mom,

you didn't wake me.

I'm feeling fine, just fine.

It's warm.

No, it's not to you,

there's a warm pot on my stove.

What's in it?

Porridge.

No, mom, Galya hasn't come back.

I'll call you anyway.

Kiss you, bye.

And the dishes washed.

Amazing.

You made a mistake,

there, in the addition.

You need parentheses there.

Of course!

Valechka, you remember that woman from TV?

With the cracked talocrural joint?

That's her!

I need her phone number.

As I remember,

it was she who asked you to be in that ad.

You've got perfect memory.

As soon as I finish the paperwork

I'll find her number.

Of course,

finish the paperwork.

May I help you?

No, thanks.

I'm just looking.

Well, look gently, okay?

- Okay.

Hello, Irina.

This is Mikhail, your doctor.

Remember me?

Good afternoon.

How are you doing?

Fine.

I told you everything would be

fine with your leg.

Ira, tell me how you found the boy

who acted with me in that ad?

Right off the street?

Yes, very nice person.

No particular reason.

Just curious

that's all.

Valya, pick up the phone - I'm

covered in plaster.

Hello. Who's calling?

I'll ask him.

It's about your son.

What son?

I don't know.

Hello... yes, that's me.

Don't have a clue.

He's not my son.

I'll tell you again

- he's not my son.

What do you want from me?

Call the police!

Yes.

Goodbye.

ludicrous!

Take another film and bring it to me.

Okay doctor.

Hello again. It's Mikhail Alexandrovitch.

We just spoke about that boy.

Yes.

Have you called the police?

I'll come, but I need

about three hours.

Good evening. Where's the boy?

- Come in.

Follow me.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

I was an accident.

The clerk said you did it on purpose.

How did you get here?

Walked.

Why?

You were lucky

I had money to pay

and that they recognized

'the boy from TV' and believed you.

Yes, lucky.

Now we're even,

I paid for that vase,

for making the porridge

and washing the dishes.

Was it good?

Delicious, thanks.

Bear in mind that next time

I won't come,

and the police will take you away.

Do what you want.

- Got it?

Another one.

He's not home.

He's not home.

I see, thanks.

Are you going to wait?

Come into my apartment.

Don't worry, we'll hear him coming back.

My eyesight is poor

but my hearing is good.

Come on.

Do you like strong tea?

Yes.

"The table is set, the soup is ready.

Whoever comes, will be fed. "

Have some sugar

- don't be shy.

May I have a candy?

I like both, too.

To the fifth floor,

the fifth.

Have you loaned out your flat?

What do you mean?

Perhaps to your friend

for the night

so that he could meet a girl...

Mom, what are you talking about?

I can't remember the last time

you spent the night in my house.

I just don't like to.

I mean,

I like to sleep at home.

That's it.

Good night.

- Good night.

I really didn't want to go home tonight,

I don't know why, though.

Kostik, faugh!

Hello.

Hello.

"I owe you for the broken vase.

Thanks. Alyosha. "

Hello. Good afternoon, Irina.

It's Mikhail.

I'm worried.

Do you know how to find that boy?

I'll wait.

Yes, I'm writing.

58-9-7.

Got it.

34?

Agha is it?

And who's this?

His teacher?

I see, thank you, Ira, thanks.

'Lyoshka, open up, pest!

I'm talking to you.

'Lyoshka, you hear me?

Open up!

Brat.

Why did you keep me waiting?

Vera, I didn't know it was you.

A**hole!

Motherf***er.

It's a problem family. No father,

alcoholic mother.

You'll see for yourself.

Alyosha is a very talented boy.

Despite what people say

he's not like his mother.

35?

It's broken.

May I come in?

Michal it's this way.

Alyosha!

Why are you on the floor?

Come here, sweet baby.

Hello, Vera.

Hi.

Who the hell is this?

Oh, I know you.

You were in that ad with my Alyoshka.

Well...

how much were

you paid for that?

None of your business.

How much was Alyoshka paid?

I don't know, ask him.

He hides the money.

Or it's been stolen from him.

Where's Alyosha?

Alyoshka!

Give her to me.

Vera Ivanovna, I think

you should be

deprived of parents' rights!

What?

Give birth to your own children

then tell me what I should do!

Four of us in one room

we can't even afford bread!

But you always have

money for vodka!

What?

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