Chokeslam Page #2

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bwl after the

rocky mountains smash thirteen.

Woman:
She never quit,

she was fired for attacking

some guy in a golf cart.

Sheena; Okay, yeah

it's no secret,

I've made some mistakes, okay?

But the bwl, they banned

me for a year,

but that year is almost over.

Ask her a question.

See if she's a born again.

Let's put on the proper video.

Smasheena's new career,

robotic voice:
"Do

you want fries with that?"

Aaagh!

Whoa!

Get in there.

Cop a feel, grab her underwear.

Sheena!

Sheena!

Sheena, come on let's

get out of here.

Come on, sheena.

Careful.

You don't want to

set him off again.

Hey isn't that that guy?

That's the guy that

jumped isn't it?

Alright he's very fragile,

let's give him some space.

Sheena:
Thank you for

this really nice,

yet incredibly awkward send off.

To a special someone you

make every day worth it,

you know who you are.

What else?

Definitely not going to miss

physics, or home ec,

or the questionable beef

dip in the cafeteria

which I have no idea why it's...

Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry.

Sorry.

I don't want to interrupt but I

do, I just want to say something

really fast.

I'm sorry.

Okay, all right.

Sheena, you look beautiful.

I know everybody here is going

to miss you, obviously, but I

think I can say that I'm

going to miss you the most.

I was thinking, I

wouldn't miss you if...

Sheena dewilde,

will you marry me?

Crowd:
Say yes!

Come on, say yes!

Do it!

Mom:
I just don't know how

this could have happened.

Mom, shh.

He never gets hurt, he

never does anything.

Corey:
I do stuff.

Corey.

Doctor:
Any medical problems

that you're aware of?

Of course not, he

never gets sick.

I give him vitamins

every morning.

He doesn't know.

I know.

What are you writing?

Write down that he

is perfectly normal.

We may need to run more tests.

Corey you stay there

and don't move.

- Hi.

- Hey.

So you're him? Huh?

I realised it when smasheena

was caving in your face

that you were... you.

Yep. Yeah, that's me.

Look man I get it if it's a

little weird to hangout

with me now. I understand.

No. No, no, no.

I just wanted to say to you that

...I just wanted to see,

I meant see if you were okay.

Actually sounds crazy, but

last night was awesome.

That's good, so... you

know, hang loose man.

Hang loose.

Yeah.

Flowers, those are for you.

There were chocolates

but I ate them.

Ow.

Hm.

Mom, what are you doing?

What, what-those

are my flowers, mom.

Not anymore.

You always thought that you

could hide things from me?

What? What things?

Bad report cards, broken

toys, lingerie catalogues.

I've explained this, like,

a million times, all right?

Those, they came

with the mattress.

They weren't mine.

Ow.

Are you okay? Inside?

You remember what

Dr. Hayden told you?

Inside, I'm fine, okay?

Outside, you're hurting my neck.

I'm just so angry.

That angry libesian cow coming

back to hurt you again.

What? What are you

talking about?

What is a libesian?

If you don't know,

I'm not telling you.

Oh, mom.

This was an accident, okay?

And I put myself in the

middle of a big fight, so.

It's always an accident when

someone breaks your heart.

Oh my god.

Mom, we barely

even talked, okay?

There was no heartbreaking.

Well, you just make sure that

you don't give her

another chance.

Promise me?

Yeah, mom.

- Ow.

- I have to go now.

- Okay.

- I have chores to do.

See you later.

Good day, mom.

You too, honey.

Is this gonna be, like,

a tradition for you?

Every 10 years, you gotta

hurt the little perv?

What did he do, grab your ass?

No, and I didn't mean to...

And hey, no big deal, I just

planned this whole charity meet

and greet for my famous pro

wrestler sister.

The least you could do is,

I don't know, support me.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I forgive you.

Okay, follow me.

Do you see that man right there?

Yeah.

Okay. So that's the

president of my board.

He's basically my boss, and

he's a huge fan of yours.

So you want me to...

Go over there. Chat him up.

Casually bring up the need for

funding for this sh*t hole,

and you know, like,

show some cleave.

Like, stroke his...

Evelyn!

Ego. His ego, his ego,

sheena. Just go over there

and be nice. Please?

Open your mind to

this kind of work.

Please, please, please?

- Fine.

- Thank you.

Okay.

Thank you. Cheers.

Would you like

something to drink?

My grandfather would take

me to the legion hall

on Friday nights when the

legends would come

through the territory.

Course, then it was all

territories, not like now.

No.

No, no, no.

So Evelyn, she's very...

Frank gotch.

- Frank, yeah.

- Lou tees.

Mm-hmm.

And my all-time favourite,

killer Kowalski.

Yeah. He, he, he was,

he was good...

- For my money.

- Mm-hmm?

- And repeat this to no one.

- No, I, I won't tell anyone.

- Gorgeous George.

- Mm-hmm?

Was really quite stunning.

Miss dewilde?

There is an urgent

phone call for you.

Oh, I, I hope everything's okay.

Excuse me, Mr. cross.

Bruno summerkino.

He, he was, he was good.

Join me this way virgins.

You know, I'm not

actually a caterer.

You know, I mean, I do work with

food, oddly enough, but, see,

they wouldn't let... they

wouldn't let me in, and so I

sorta... and you looked really

uncomfortable back there,

so I hope you don't mind.

Yeah, I, I should actually

get back to my sister.

Woah, woah, woah.

I mean, we really didn't

get to talk yesterday, and...

Actually, can I

show you something?

It'll take, like, five

minutes. Is that cool?

Yeah. Yeah.

We'll be right back.

Five minutes, okay?

Sheena:
Patrick's still

booking matches?

That's crazy.

He gave me my first break here.

Look, I'm, I'm sorry.

I embarrassed you, and

I embarrassed myself.

Yeah, I definitely could've

handled things better.

I really wish that I'd

stayed in touch with you.

I just miss this place.

This room, the

sounds, the smells.

I thought your dream

was being in the bwl.

Yeah, it was.

It was awesome for a while.

You know, I got to

travel around the world

and get a little famous.

Crowd:
Oh! Horatio,

you smell terrible.

Just years of 300-plus days

on the road, no real friends,

working my tail off while I have

another hand in my pockets.

It just wasn't what I

thought it would be.

They're bringing me back,

bwl, after my suspension.

That's great. Isn't,

isn't that great?

Yeah, no.

My manager worked really

hard behind the scenes

to get me in their

good graces, so.

If you're not happy, you

know, you should quit.

Technically, yeah, I haven't

re-signed my contract, but I,

you know, I couldn't just...

It's your life, right?

You just...

Let's get out of here.

There she is.

Sheena:
Yay, you found me.

Yeah, I texted your treasure.

Not working?

Missed you.

Oh, hey, brother.

Hey.

- I'm tab.

- Oh, a tad what?

- No, tab, with a b.

- Oh, yeah, it's tab with a b.

- Yes. You okay?

- Yeah, yeah, totally.

Sheena:
What took you so long?

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