Chokeslam Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 102 min
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It's all done.
What do you mean, what's done?
The posters, duh.
You put up the posters?
That is what you
do with posters.
Beer?
The posters I gave you were,
were... were a mock up.
A mock up.
I just wanted your help
to design it...
It wasn't finished, I didn't
want you to put them up yet.
I was gonna tell sheena about my
idea after this ceremony, okay?
Do you know... she hasn't
agreed to do a retirement match
here, sh-she hasn't given us
permission to put her face u, u-
u, up... literally everywhere!
So I messed up.
Yes, you messed up.
Yes, you royally frickin'
screwed me, is what you did.
She likes to do things her way.
You know that.
terms, and and, and this is
not, uh... this is
not... on her terms.
This is not good.
so stop being so scared of her.
I'm not scared of her.
I would say you're acting
like you're scared of her.
No, no, okay.
You know what?
Oh yeah, I'm only going to
say this once and that's it.
I am not scared of
sheena de wilde
- oh, sh*t.
- Oh, sh*t.
Sheena:
You trying to wreckmy life, a**hole?
No, no. I can
explain this.
The whole bloody town is
expecting me to wrestle Friday
for my retirement match.
What's wrong with that?
I haven't announced
my retirement yet.
Besides that, though.
Oh, a retirement match
doesn't make sense here.
It should be in a bigger market.
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to stop you
right there, okay?
Is that you or is
that tab talking?
Oh, back off!
You back off.
Did I just hurt you?
I'm sorry.
What I said to you was in
confidence and then you went a
broke my trust just like every
worked with for the past decade.
Sheena, this is
your thing, okay?
You get to decide whatever.
You can give the
proceeds to charity.
I don't care.
Sheena, this should be your
thing and you should go out on
your terms, right?
Wouldn't that be cool?
- No.
- Okay.
You leave me with no choice!
Backyard, now.
Okay, all right.
It goes a little
something like this.
Smasheena, I pin you, okay?
Then you do the match.
Yeah? Oh, I see.
You're afraid the match
isn't choreographed?
Yeah, I get it.
You ready?
Whoo!
Okay, hold on.
Wow, that was intense.
Yeah?
That was awesome, yeah.
For real.
Ah! Aagh! Ooh!
Okay.
Whoa.
Aaagh, oh.
Oh!
Sh*t, was that too far?
Oh!
Okay.
I got you, one, two.
Okay.
I'm pinning you.
I'm pinning you.
Okay, okay.
I'll do it, okay.
Yeah
oh.
Why is having my
retirement match here
so goddamned important to you?
Because it's important to you.
Oh bullshit. You
want something.
What?
You're just like everyone else.
- Me?
- Yeah.
I'm sorry, when have
you ever known me
to try to take advantage of you?
Yeah, even St. Corey Swanson
is capable of hurting someone.
Between the two of us, the only
one I ever see getting hurt
is me.
Oh, oh. Low blow
and not true.
- Oh, so true.
- Holy sh*t!
- What?
- Oh my god.
What?
There's wood in your ass!
What? Did you-aaaagh!
I'll pull it out.
Don't touch it, don't
touch it, don't touch it!
You take it out and then there's
an artery and the blood will go
everywhere and I'll die!
Really? An ass artery?
Yes, there's an
ass artery, okay?
There's such a thing
as an ass artery.
There's no such thing
as an ass artery.
Yes, and it's in the
left butt cheek, okay?
I could die.
Oh, I can feel it now, now
that I know it's there!
What do I do? What do I
do? What do I do?
Call the doctor!
Did you even look
at the picture?
My first costume.
Grade 11?
Yep.
God, I look like such a dork.
So dorky.
I helped with it.
What?
A scar.
Be nice to hear what
happened from you.
There's a lot of stuff flying
around over the years.
Yeah.
Only if you're
comfortable with it.
I'm sort of the farthest thing
from comfortable at the moment,
but yeah, okay.
I was walking home.
That was a few days
after you left.
I found myself in our old spot.
There were these guys.
I think they were just having
fun, but one of the guys
must have spotted me.
Man, he started
shouting like a maniac.
What'd he say?
Nothing. He didn't
say anything.
Cory, come on.
What did he say?
It wasn't crazy.
Just this little voice he was
doing was like...
Hey, sheena dewilde,
will you marry me?
Ooh!
I slipped and fell.
This nice family found me.
I guess the word spread
that I had jumped.
Anyway, after that,
I became that guy.
The guy that got so
depressed that he
botched a marriage proposal and
then he decided to kill himself.
So, I hurt you again
without even being here.
What? No, what are
you talking?
That's ridiculous.
It's not on you.
Okay, look, I know nobody in
this entire frigging town
believes me, not even my
own mother believes,
but I need you to just-oh, wow.
I need you to listen to
me for two seconds, okay?
I'm dead serious when I say I
did not try to kill myself,
okay?
Okay.
Right, I've seen a lot of this.
Sex toy mislaunched?
God!
You kids are sick.
Okay, so all proceeds can go to
my sister's art therapy charity.
Let's do it.
Come on, no.
If you're going to do this whole
thing out of pity then you
shouldn't do it.
I'm not doing it out of pity.
I'm doing it because I want to.
All right? Let's put
on a good show.
Deal?
Yeah, deal.
Cool.
Good night.
Night.
What does your sister pull in?
Sixty? Seventy a year?
She could do better.
So we're doing the retirement
match here after all.
I'm only going to say this once.
We haven't even spoken to
anybody about my mail-outs yet
are you high again, Carl?
It's Luke and yeah,
I'm a little buzzed.
Can always spot a weed man.
I'm late, what's up?
Nothing.
I don't know.
Yeah, did we want to
discuss any business stuff.
I could just jump into...
We don't have to be
formal or anything.
If your wrestling people,
puke or sh*t or urine anywhere
that's not in toilet, you
will pay to clean it up.
No ifs or buts, none.
He's had a few tough nights
janitorially speaking.
So much urine.
Maybe talk to the boys
about their accuracy.
Yeah, that's pretty disgusting.
Cool, we can like monitor
the bowel movements somehow.
The audience is best we can.
What now?
I'm not working with
Horatio anymore.
What?
Yes, you are.
Can I be serious for a minute?
He's dead weight.
Hey, I am not dead weight.
Get the hell out of here.
You don't need to carry me.
Get out of here. Get
out of my way.
Make me, huh?
Boom. Gone.
This bickering.
You know what it reminds me of?
'85, I'm in Mexico City, working
with El chupacabra, place is
sold out, 60,000 fans, I'm on
top, working for the strap,
puma comes out of the jungle,
bites off a piece of my ear -
there's that bad boy, I not
only finish the match, I win it,
keep the strap, and I
get free Margarita mix
for the rest of the night.
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