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This is gonna be wonderful.

You won't regret this.

I bet.

Attention, shoppers.

Park plaza will be closing

in 10 minutes.

I am so nervous.

Hairspray, my lovely.

I really hate blind dates.

Oh, yeah! Audacious! Lipstick. Suzie...

Oh, no. This is a terrible

color. Give me another color.

What if he's not my type? Oh,

yeah, that's it... luscious lust.

Are you listening? What

are we gonna do all night?

Will you stop worrying?

Like I said, he's got...

a great

personality! That's right!

He does. You're going to

love him. Trust me on this.

Hey, babe.

It is "babe," isn't it?

Let me see. Okay.

What? What, what?

You look good. Yeah.

Are you sure?

Really?

Yeah!

Marty, I'm sorry I'm late, but it was

all-You-Can-Eat night down at the pit,

And I couldn't resist

the opportunity to pig out.

Marty?

Yo, Marty!

Hi, you guys.

The least he could do

was clean up.

Waste not, want not.

You know what I mean?

No, I, uh...

I guess you wouldn't.

Hello.

What do you mean, "who

is this"? You called me.

No, Marty's not here right...

jerk.

d street walkin'd

D it's a crazy world

street walkin'd

Happy motoring.

You're so sentimental.

D street walkin'd

D:

shoot.

D I'm standing on the corner d

D night after night

D waiting for a lonely man

D:

D he's just another customer d

D lookin' for a thrill

street walkin'd

D it's a crazy world d

D street walkin'd

D you get it

through the night d

D street walkin'd

D there's nothing

that I can't do d

D street walkin'd

D I'm lonely without you d

Come on, you guys. I got a lot

of bookkeeping to catch up on.

Tonight you are going to shake that

ultra-Wally image of yours once and for all.

But I like my image. I don't

wanna shake it. You guys have fun.

Look, this is not a

democracy. You have no choice.

But I got a lot of bookkeeping

to catch up on. But nothing!

Ferdy Meisel,

Meet Alison parks.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

hi. Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, hello.

Protector 1 going

on-Line, level 1.

Protector 2 going

on-Line, level 2.

Protector 3 going

on-Line, level 3.

Lady, you, uh, got

a license for that outfit?

Why, uh, no, officer.

I guess you're just

gonna have to take me in.

You smell like pepperoni.

Well, if that's the way

you feel. Wait a minute.

What?

I like pepperoni.

oh.

In that case...

d

Michael.

What now?

You know I don't

allow that.

You allowed it

last week, didn't you?

Huh? What are you do... Michael.

I seem to recall it from

last week.

oh!

I don't know why I watch

these things. I scare so easily.

I'm sorry. I should've told you about

that. I've seen this a few times.

Can I get you

some more wine?

Ferdy, are you trying

to get me drunk?

No, no. I just figured

maybe you might be thirsty.

Part of the reason why Greg

fixed me up here tonight

Was so I wouldn't

squeal to my uncle.

I never thought that, uh...

what?

I never thought

it would be so, uh,

You know, nice.

It's been nice

for me too, Ferdy.

oh, god! Oh, god!

You're the king! You're

the king!

Chalk one up for the furniture

king. They're having a nice time.

Yeah.

It's getting kind of late. I was

going to seal up in about an hour.

What do you say

I take you home?

That's real sweet, Ferdy,

But if it's

all right with you,

We can stay

a little while longer.

Nice shot.

He gave his life.

I know.

Yo, Walter.

You havin' a good time?

Ty, you know paisley.

He loves a challenge.

Go ahead and laugh, but if I ever

find the bastards that did this,

They're dead meat.

Right, Walter. Right.

You better hustle. You don't wanna

get locked up in here again, do you?

Rub it in all you like. I'll be out

of here in 10 minutes. You'll see.

Creeps.

Bastards. Bastards.

Bastards.

You clumsy son of a b*tch!

Look what you did.

I ought to turn you into

scrap metal for this.

May I see your

identification badge, please?

Identification badge?

Do not make

any sudden moves.

Sudden move? I'll give you a

sudden move upside the head.

What the hell is that? What is this,

you worthless pile of junk, huh?

Hey, look, I'm

like you, you know?

I work here.

See? Huh? See that?

Ah, sh*t. I knew you bastards were gonna

be trouble when they first brought you here.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

hey, smoking's

bad for your health.

I have to have a cigarette,

and I have to have one now.

Are you for real?

Can't you think of anything

you'd rather have besides a smoke?

No.

Okay. Okay.

Uh, I think singleton left a

pack of camels under the register.

Camels? No way.

You know I only smoke

virgin lights.

What do you expect me to do? Go

out in the mall and buy a pack?

There's a machine

right down by the phones.

You always get your way,

don't you?

When I'm happy,

everybody's happy.

That's for sure.

Hand me my badge, will you?

What's the magic word?

Hand me my badge, please.

Thank you.

Oh, mike?

What, what, what, what?

Hurry back.

Count on it.

Mmm!

A buck and a quarter?

Leslie.

Yeah?

No, Jamal, there haven't been

any messages for you.

May I see your

identification badge, please?

Geez, you little bastards

are quiet.

Here.

Clatto verata nicto, ok?

Hey.

No.

Mike?

Mike?

Brennan, you ass.

I'm not in the mood for games.

What is it with

those two anyway?

Personally, I can't figure it out.

All they do is have sex and fight.

Like most couples.

Yeah.

Look, we've got about 15 minutes

before the whole place locks up.

Ferdy.

Yeah?

Thanks.

Mike?

Mike?

Mike?

Damn you!

Brennan, 'you don't

come out now, don't bother.

All right, wake up.

Wake up!

I said wake up!

That's it! I don't

need this crap!

Oh, my...

oh, my god!

Oh!

Oh, my god!

Thank you. Have a nice day.

Protector 1, arming.

Engage intruder.

Oh, my god,

there's another one!

Protector 2, arming.

Assist protector 1.

The storeroom,

quick, let's go.

Let's go!

Go, go, go, go.

Here's a box.

Good. All right.

this isn't gonna

hold them very long.

You got any better ideas?

What about the fire exit?

all that's gonna do is put us

back in the middle of those machines.

Beats being trapped in here. Who

knows what they're planning right now?

Linda's right. We've gotta get out

somewhere we can run and get some weapons.

What was that?

That's the sound of us being

locked in here all night.

The security doors

don't open 'til 6:00.

Oh, no! We're never

gonna get out of here!

Yes, we are.

The phone's dead.

The computer must have

taken control.

Hey, what about that?

The air duct.

We take it down to the parking

levels, we're outta here.

Let's go for it!

Go, baby!

what was

that? Go, Suzie. Go.

I'm right behind you.

As usual.

Prepare for detonation.

Proceeding to alternate access.

Come on, Alison, you're next.

Come on, keep going.

Keep going!

I thought this was

an air conditioning duct.

Except the heat's been turned

on. In the middle of summer?

They know we're in here.

They're trying to French-Fry us.

Come on, Suze.

You know who gives you twice

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