Christmas Bounty Page #2

No target present. Black Hawk?

No visual.

Ho-ho-ho.

I've got her.

She's definitely covered.

Did she spot you?

No. She's looking at shoes.

Hideous shoes, but shoes.

And the bodyguards?

Too close. We can't move yet.

She's at the salon. There's no

way they'll let the bodyguards...

into the treatment rooms.

Now is the time to take them out.

Whoop.

Here you go.

- I just need someone to touch up my gels.

- Sure. Let me see what I can do.

Whenever you have an opening.

Move. Now.

It's true what they say.

The right undergarment makes

a woman feel like a woman.

You coming?

She'll be in there a while.

Ain't that the truth.

- I'm going to hit the head.

- All right.

One down. He'll be out for a while.

Ho-ho-ho.

You want a closer look?

Come on, don't be shy.

Come closer.

Two down. And out.

Puppy?

Come on, Mike.

Come on.

Thank you, Santa.

- Is he okay?

- Yeah, he slipped.

- Slipped?

- Yeah.

Three down. It's all you, Tor.

Tory "Wild Woman" Bell?

I can't believe you're back.

- Hi.

- Hi.

We're gonna have to catch up later.

Tony? Mario?

Cover's blown. She's running.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Watch it!

Excuse me.

What's wrong, Manhattan?

Jersey too rough for you now?

Out for a day of beauty, Donna?

A girl's gotta look her best.

Now, back off me, Bell.

All of you.

I know my rights.

You can't hassle me like this.

I'm a classy lady in these parts.

You're right, Donna. I'm sorry.

We just get ahead of

ourselves sometimes.

That's more like it.

It's like you never left, Tor.

Oh, cousin Bones is texting.

According to Bones,

she's heading east on Ashmore.

Oh, no, you're not going anywhere.

Mikey Muscles. How's it hanging?

Lizzie the Legs.

- Shaved, moisturized and ready for action.

- I'd love to catch up, but this really isn't the...

First of all, you never told

me you were coming back.

What the front door

is that all about?

- I miss you, girl.

- I...

Second, I thought you got out of the

bounty business. That's why you left.

She thought she did too.

But we pulled her back in.

Well, I'm glad.

Liz, I got a great

teaching job there.

So what, you move to

Manhattan and that's it?

It's only through the Holland Tunnel.

But I guess it's also kind

of a different world.

It is to some people.

Liz, I'm sorry I didn't call.

I meant to. It's just that I...

You got all caught up in your new guy.

Been there, done that.

- But you can't forget your girlfriends.

- I know.

So how does it all work, Tory?

I mean, a big banker

and a bounty hunter?

Yeah, how does that work?

It works fine.

I'm not a bounty hunter anymore.

This is kind of a one-off.

Oh, okay.

Well, I hope this whole

visit isn't just a one-off.

- It'd be nice to hang out with you again.

- For sure.

Later, Mikey Boy.

Over and out, Legs.

Smile. Got it.

I get why you don't wanna

hang out with me...

- ... since I'm you're smoking-hot ex-boyfriend.

- Ha, ha, very funny.

Thank you. There's a lot of people on this

side of the bridge who still care about you.

You might wanna think about that while

you're so busy planning your new life.

Worked like a charm.

Good.

What do you think?

If he's in there, that service

door is his access point.

No fugitive wants to be

far away from his vehicle.

Gale, watch the front, I'm gonna take

the east exit. Two of you stay together.

It could be a trap.

Go.

Really?

Okay, that works too.

They're here.

Leopold.

The girl is mine.

You got it, boss.

You hungry?

Tory?

Tory.

I know you're here.

I used that app I showed you.

Mike, 12 o'clock.

All right.

Did the bear just explode?

Who's this guy?

This?

Dad, James.

James, Dad.

All right. Here we go.

How is he?

Delicious and fine.

- It's just a bump.

- Thanks for the house call, Liz.

- Nice having a nurse in your contacts, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Liz, I'm sorry. I let so much

time pass between us.

You were always a really good friend.

I still am.

- You should give me a test-drive sometime.

- You got it.

So aside from Mr. Delicious,

what's so great in Manhattan?

Well, in Manhattan, I can be Tory.

In Trenton, everyone

sees me as "Tornado. "

It's like this role I fell

into that never ends.

- I thought you loved being a bounty hunter?

- No, I do.

I did. But...

You know, I like the

other parts of me.

You know, when I met James,

that's all he saw.

It's the other parts of

me and it felt great.

The guys here, they just

see me as one of the guys.

One guy didn't.

Oh, I guess I wanted an option

other than Mikey Muscles.

I understand.

All right. House call's over.

- I've gotta get back to work.

- All right.

Thanks again.

Okay, I just need to make

a few little adjustments.

What's she doing with Redneck Santa?

I just want the place to look nice.

- Honey, I worked for hours getting it just right.

- Okay.

Okay. This stuff cannot

be in the house.

What are you so worried about?

He doesn't know about the...

family business.

- You didn't tell him we're bounty hunters?

- It never came up.

I know, I know. It's just...

James is not just another boyfriend.

He's from a whole different world.

Mom, you know. You Googled him.

Tornado Renee Bell...

you can't hide yourself.

She's not hiding herself.

She's hiding us.

I'm not hiding you.

I love you guys.

I do. It's just... Well...

This would be a bit

of a shock for James.

I just need to ease him into it.

Please?

Please, help me. Just play along.

Okay, honey, okay. How?

Just act normal.

Can do.

We got your back, Tor.

Consider it done.

What do you mean by "normal"?

- Let's start by putting the girls away.

- Well, I'll try, but the girls aren't exactly shy.

Okay, Ma, normal people

don't say things like that.

Got it.

Daddy?

Do you have any sleeves?

- Ain't doing it.

- Do it.

- Done.

- Use mine.

- Anything else, sweetie?

- JAMES:

- Just act fancy.

- Oh.

Act fancy.

Oh.

- Cracker?

- Cheese?

Foot rub?

- Sweetie.

- Oh, thank God.

I thought I was...

Did that cheese come out of a can?

Honey, I am so glad

you're feeling better.

You really hit your head hard.

- I did?

- Yeah.

Mom, Dad...

cousin Bones...

this is my boyfriend,

James Ballantine.

Charmed.

Oh.

Nice to meet you all.

Ha, ha. Oh, very festive tree.

- And crossbow.

- I know, right?

That was a wedding gift.

My dear?

Don't mind if I do.

Libation.

You know, I think James

should rest some more.

No, no, no. Really, I'm fine.

So I've never been to this part

of New Jersey. It's very...

Is that a weapon?

It's just a stun gun.

For a little peace of mind, you know.

Criminals always come to the

nice side of town to steal.

Right. Of course.

Got one in sight...

Not to worry,

that's just my police scanner.

Computer game, that I play nonstop.

That's why it's always on.

Oh, you're a gamer?

At work, I have "ExcelTetra. "

No way. Which version?

Five.

Wow, that's impressive.

See? We're all getting

along so well. Ha-ha-ha.

Yes, we are, Mrs. Bell.

And I am so happy about that...

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