Christmas in Connecticut Page #11

- Now, don't you come near me.

- You attract me, remember?

- Well, you forget, I...

- Oh, no, I don't.

You're a married woman,

but you don't feel like one.

- It's not fair.

- There are rules to this game, are there?

- You must teach me.

- Well, men who are engaged must...

- Play the game.

- Yes.

Well, let's play.

Well...

- They've stopped talking.

- That's good.

Have you noticed

the even temperature in this room?

That's the triple-wall insulation.

- Oh, shut up.

- Yes.

- Excuse me.

- Good heavens.

- It's just little me.

- I forget all about you.

Your breakfast is in the kitchen.

Won't you join us and wait?

- What are you waiting for?

- Only Uncle Felix knows.

Well, I'm powerful hungry.

- I'll show you where the kitchen is.

- Thank you.

What...? What...?

Don't you come near me, you sea wolf.

- After the way you've deceived me.

- I deceived you?

- You're engaged.

- You're married.

- That has nothing to do with it.

- Nor has my engagement.

- If you take another step, I'll scream.

- Go ahead. Scream the house down.

Perhaps your husband

will come to your rescue.

I haven't got a husband.

- You haven't?

- No.

Then Felix was telling the truth.

- Felix told you?

- Everything.

- Then you knew all the time?

- Yes.

I know something you don't know.

I'm not engaged anymore.

You're not?

She married my shipmate.

She did?

I'm as free as a bird.

Oh, that's what you think.

They've stopped talking.

- What, again?

- But this time, it's for keeps.

Now I bring the judge, yes?

- But definitely.

- Yes, please.

Well, young man, I suppose

you know what you're doing...

...but I warn you, she can't cook.

- She can't cook?

- No, I can't cook.

She can't cook, but what a wife.

I hope you'll be very happy.

Thank you.

What a Christmas.

What a Christmas.

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