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- What do you want?

- Why is this door locked, Andrew?

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I'm getting ready for school.

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Open this door, Andrew.

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Listen to me. No, you're drunk.

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I'm what?

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Excuse me?

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I said unlock the door.

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Andrew?

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Dad, it is 7:
30 in the a.m.,

and you are drunk.

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Listen. You don't tell me if

I'm drunk or not, you little sh*t.

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Aren't you?

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What are you doing in there, huh?

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- I'm filming this.

- Huh?

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What?

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I bought a camera, and I'm

filming everything from here on out.

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And it is yours right

now for only 46.50! Yeah!

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Mom? Mom.

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Hey.

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Say hello to my new camera for me.

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Who's the audience?

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Just the millions of people

that are watching at home.

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Do I look awful? No, no, no, Mom.

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You look... You look great.

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- It's a nice camera.

- Well, thanks, Mom.

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So, um, should I ask about the camera or...

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Uh, I don't know. I'm...

I'm filming things now.

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- I'm filming everything.

- You're filming everything?

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- Yeah.

- Okay.

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j& Why is everyone so obsessed? j&

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j& Money can't buy us happiness j&

- Wow.

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j& We should all slow

down and enjoy right now j&

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j& Look to their left j&

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j& Everybody look to their right j&

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God, make it stop.

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j& Cha-ching, cha-ching j&

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j& Ain't about the...

yeah... ba-bling, ba-bling j&

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j& Want to make the world dance j&

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j& Forget about the price tag j&j&

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Have you ever read any Arthur Schopenhauer?

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No. What is Arthur Schopenhauer?

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He's, um... He's this philosopher

that I'm reading at the moment.

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- For school?

- No, no.

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Uh, basically, human beings

have to recognize themselves...

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- as beings of pure will, right?

- Okay.

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So all emotional and physical

desires can never be fulfilled.

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So basically you're telling me

that I should give up on life.

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- Yes.

- Okay.

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- Come on, man!

- Oh, God.

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- I'll see you later.

- All right, dude. Peace.

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Learning time.

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Get out of the way.

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Are you not coming in? I'm

gonna hang back a while, okay?

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Uh, you're gonna be late for first period.

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Yeah. I'll pick you up after seventh. j&j&

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This is my school.

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I guess.

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Okay.

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Hey, you! Hey, guy. Vote for

Steve for senior class president.

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Vote for Steve. Yeah, I got it.

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This is where I eat lunch.

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Out here on the bleachers.

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...Four, five, six, seven, eight. And one...

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'Cause I don't wanna see

anybody pull up. That's right.

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Way to your left. There you

go, Jack. That's right. Okay.

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A cohesive unit today.

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...O-R-Y! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

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I don't want to see any

crap out there. All right?

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...T-O-R-Y!

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- Whoo!

- Good job. All right.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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Could you not videotape us,

please? It's really creepy.

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Uh, no. I wasn't.

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Hi! This is the hallway where my locker is.

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What is this?

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What's up, Detmer?

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Wow, you should be on television.

Man, you're on a film, man.

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Pretty on camera.

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Smile, man. You look pretty.

You gonna cry? You gonna cry?

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Sean, come on. Give it back.

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Huh? You want your camera?

Piece of sh*t from, like, 2004?

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Here you go. Here she is. In one piece.

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- Oh!

- Oh, guys.

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Almost.

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A**holes! Come on!

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All right. You ready to bounce? Yeah.

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There's a party tonight.

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Okay.

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Haven Hills.

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Wait. I thought Haven Hills was closed.

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It's abandoned, yeah.

What, you don't want to go?

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No.

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When was the last time you went

to a party? I don't go to parties.

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You're a senior. You are a

senior. I don't go to parties.

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Just come. I'll think about it, okay?

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Okay.

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But when we go tonight, Andrew,

can I give you, like, a pro tip?

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What?

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Maybe leave your camera at home.

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Why? Because it's a little weird.

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It serves a purpose.

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I'm... I'm just trying to

be a good cousin here, okay?

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