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Sit down.

Bird watching in Mech despite

having pretty girls in CS!

- Stay there.

- You deserve it!

Hi students!

Today we are discussing about factors

influencing breaking effect!

Sure I'll break his neck today

What is cos(90 - ?)?

Eh!

Oh no!

Cos(90 - ?)?

Sin?

No ba ba ban.

Without knowing basic fundamentals

how you reached up to final year?

- I pity you!

- I forgotten

Sit down. Let me see if I can teach you!

Don't know fundamentals?

Come out, I will show you.

All positive

Sin positive

Tan Positive and Cos positive

Gain what studying all these!

You will get only cattle feed atlast!

Having studied this way,

nothing got into your heads I believe!

So, let's forget that method.

A for Anuradha..

S for Silk

T for Tamanna!

Close your mouth

And C for Catherine Teresa

Interesting?

- Fantastic!

- Yeah Yes sir.

- Lovely?

- Yes, sir.

They were the trends of some phase of time

Stick onto this order

it will never ever

go away from your memory

Sir, one minute.

Yes

- One doubt

- Yes

Doubt?!

Can I change Silk to Shakeela?

I mean..if change to

Shakeela..in driving school..

Being a Mech student..

Will also be quite easy to study.

Thank God!

Atleast now you opened your mouth

Thanks! Sit down.

Change it whoever you like

- Silk, Shakeela

- Who else you said" ah, Sunny Leone!

- Really?

- Yes

- Thank you, sir.

- I'm offering you

- Thank you, sir.

Sir, Pappichan arrived

-inform that I will give a call.

- Ok sir.

Why do you wish to see me urgently?

Get in, I will tell you.

What is the problem?

What is the problem, buddy?

I'm really in a fix

Oh, is this the problem!

Since sometime, I was also wishing

to have drinks with you.

Good

I'm in a big tension, you know.

What happened?

If possible, we should not send our

children to Bangalore for studies

It's true, boss.

But whom do you have in Bangalore?

Came to know from this week's magazine

about the Bangalore enjoyment

Shut up, you rascal!

Come to the point.

I'm not able to sleep

also because of this tension,

am in that much pressure.

- I've bigger tension than you

- What?

I struck a land deal

and unable to make the payment

Your goddamn land dealings!!

When my life sucks here,

you talking about your land dealings?

Then, tell me what is your problem!

Who else will I say if not you.

Dude, you know my daughter Riya..

...has got an affair.

Do something and get that ready.

Simple! Show me the person,

I will get it done.

- Really?

- Yes

Her intimate friend

...College mate!

Came home insisting strongly to marry her!

Where is the person now?

I somehow convinced

and made him stay in my flat

- In our flat?

- Yes

Matter is too simple!

Needn't worry at all.

Do one thing, give me 30 has

30 has'?

Not as a loan, as my fees.

Shall sort this out

and clean this away, deal!

Won't you resolve it?

This Varkey has only one word ..

Deal or no deal?

OK:

Now, next question

Have you heard (King)

RAJA drink milk, is it?

Which DOOT(Milk) does RAJ drink?

Don't know?

Rajdoofl!

Now comes next question..a

bit challenging one!

Which PAL(milk) PRINCE drinks?

Don't know?

O my Rasiya!

Move away your scarf and think!

Shall I say? It's PRINCIPAL!

She doesn't know anything..Dumbhead!

You have good sense of humour I guess!

Not such. Occasionally.

Got it out of learning or by inheritance?

Will you just shut up? Hangs

around with pretty girls with ugly looks!

Enough of stuffing! Get away, don't stare

I also don't wish to talk to a

nasty creep like you.

- Hey..

- Leave me, Rasiya

- You..

- Thank you.

- I will debit your account

- In Riyas account!

Here is Riyas lkka.

- You here?

- Yes dude

- We were looking out for you.

- Tell me.

Like last time, won't you

be the goal keeper this time also?

Don't worry, We'll excel!

These pals want me for everything!

Riyas lkka is your best

player in your team, is it?

He's not in our team.

Plays for the opposite team.

We are Mechanical!

It will be easy for

us if he is the goalkeeper

Can tease him after hitting goals.

Is it enough? I will be here, see you.

They lost the last match after I scored eight

goals alone that is why they are jealous.

Sinner!

- Riyas lkka!

- Yes, tell me.

Got cricket match this evening.

Won't you come?

Can't start the game without you.

Definitely I will come.

Else who will pick the balls

for us other than lkka!

Picks up the ball in a jiffy!

Excellent picker!!

You are really a Judas!

Don't get me? He is our ball picked!

Joking!

Might have hit 8 sixers in the

last match of his over,

that is why he is jealous, right?

I hit 6 sixers and your

dad hit the last 2 sixers!

Let's move, Rasiya, Come.

Needn't stay here for a minute also, come.

- Get off you!

- Get going home!

- Taken a Tarpaulin?

- What for?

Likely to rain!

We'll swim inside the car then

- Go by bus tomorrow.

- Stop..Stop

- What for?

- I need to recharge

- Come back soon

-ol

- Shall cool it?

- It is too hot. Put A.C

Dude!

Isn't she the one who ditched you?

Isn't that a pharmacy?

- That blue dress!

- Yes, she is the one.

We must take her to task!

Of course!

Read that number

Looking gorgeous today

with green colour top!

Phone is ringing

- Hello

- Hello sis

- KPK Medicals?

- Yes, tell me

Sis, please take a pen and paper

Give me a paper and pen!

Paper and Pen! Here take.

Please tell

10 packets Condom

10 Packets Whisper

And also 10 packets Pampers!

10 Packets Snuggy, ok

- Big order I guess.

- Noted?

- I did - If so, stuff that paper

into your mouth and swallow, you b*tch!

Now nappy!

Who is that?

Wrong number!

Interesting!

Now my turn!

- Hello

- Hello

- KPK Medicals?

- Yes

Take a pen and paper

No pen and paper, you dog!

Then pull out the paper you stuffed

earlier into your mouth and write.

- Again wrong number!

- Hmm

Can make out from your looks!

- Come..Come

- Hey Varkey..wait.

- What are you going to do?

- Simple...!

- Oh no! It's not something you think!

- Listen to me.

You don't involve. Stay here.

I will handle the rest.

- Let nobody know about your coming.

- Varkey, please listen to me.

I will give you a whack! Stay quiet

Watch this Varkey's operation, ok.

Mr..

Who are you?

- Sorry, I've come to a wrong flat

- It's ok.

OK:

I'd been to a wrong flat.

- This's the flat.

- This ?

Yes

- If so, then you are saved

- How?

He has brought another woman home!

- Not him, dude

- Then, you?

- Not me also.

- Then?

- You saw a girl now, isn't it?

- Yes

- That girl is the boy.

- What?

Boy who insisted to marry my daughter,

...is this girl

I will give you a tight slap,

tell me clearly, you swine!

This girl only insists

to marry my daughter!

Oh! So they are lebonese, ah!

- What?

- Lebonese!!

No..No..My daughter is not that sort!

I swear..believe me.

But this girl is of that sort,

that is the reason she

causes all these problems.

- Oh!

- Yes.

For the 1st time I'm

handling Lebonese case!

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