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Oh that rascal!

- Hello

- Hello pal..hello dude...

- What is it dude?

- What was it like last night?

Did anything take place?

Took place!?

Will put it on the speaker

What is he saying?

Dudes, it was like medicine..

like medicine

Have you developed sugar?

Like medicine?

One three times a day

My my! I am having a roaring time here.

Don't have to lie

You dog! Glamour isn't sufficient.

To entice girls, you need skills. Got it?

Did you hear?

Do one thing.

Send us her photo from your phone.

We'll believe you then

I will send the photo

Not your ugly photo, ok!

Send us the photo of

you being together, got it?

Did you hear? I will surely send it.

If that will satiate your desire,

so be it!

These guys won't know anything.

I will show it now. Don't wake up

To make it a little more realistic,

I have an idea

I will show you pals!

You!!

Hello, madam, good morning.

What are you doing with my brassiere?

Brassiere!!

Oh! Is this a brassiere?

No..Panties! Put that back and get lost

Fill it up with sponge and shout at me..

I don't need this

Oh god! In fact I was looking

for a medicine for my head ache

Poor guy! Looks tired.

All seemed to be out of focus.

Take off your glasses and see

Too many photos!

We must rather hang ourselves to death!

True!

Such a louse has got a pretty girl!

That too like Sunny Wayne!

Not Sunny Wayne, its Sunny Leone!

No matter whether its Wayne or Leone!

He is lucky!

Okay da, I will come now.

You changed so quick!

What is the programme for the day?

Shall we have a bash?

No pal, I need to go out..

Hey.. Out .. Wait ...Just a minute.

Hey stop!

Where are you going alone?

To meet my friend.

Friend?

Hello...which friend?

Or shall I also come along?

Needn't! It's been long since I saw him

Got some personal matters to talk.

See you then.

Hey.. Riya .. How long has it been!

Dude! This is Arjun

We were together in Bangalore

and this is Rome'.!

- Hi!

"Ugh!

Is he the Romo you mentioned about?

Phew!

To tell you the truth..when you suggested

Goa, meeting him was what had me join you

- Let's go

- Sure

So we will take leave.

You sit happily boozing! Okay

Let it fry well

it is like that for me too,

whenever some pain comes in,

the next thing is to hit the bottle.

Anyways seeing your state I recall

the title of the skit I enacted in school

Which skit was that?

No luck girl, roll up the mat!

Nice title!

Fill one more!

What was it last night!

Erotic song dance etc

And at the Climax, in the pole position,

She kicked him to the floor from the cot.

You.. So you were peeping into my room?

Is it termed peeping in your land?

What a cheapness!

Just because he peeped in,

he is able to join in your pain.

Exactly! Advise him like that.

Don't burn your guts like this!

What kind of binge is this!

These two were like the small dark lamp

kept beside the big shiny lamp

That is not how it is to be said

it is Ghee rice and meat!

Yes, meat would be correct

Hmm. That is the correct

Hey that was a joke! Laugh man?

Laugh my DOV!

To tell about him...Needlessly

pining for a girl..

So sitting alone and admiring Sunset!

Cute!

Dude.. I am asking you.

What happened to you, dear?

Why do you want to know all that?

Because we came together

Is that why you walked out with another

guy this morning?

Isn't he my friend?

Listen if I had come with you and walked

out with a girl, how would you feel?

For that matter

which girl would come with you?

True. Who will hang around with me?

I am not handsome, isn't it?

Who said you are not handsome?

I know.

How do you know?

Get lost!

Now has your anger disappeared!

Pal, truly he is my friend.

May be if you give me one more,

it could go fully

Try your luck, flirt!

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

"Oh Goa

Excuse me, this card is not working

Swipe it again, man

Last morning, didn't we go to Anjuna..

I think this card is blocked.

Can you get me a bottle of water please?

- Sure

- Oh thank you.

I'm afraid card is blocked.

Got any money on you?

What? I have no money, I already told you.

What shall we do now?

For a change, shall we run away?

Can we try the sizzlers?

And get ourselves bashed up

What else.. how do we eat the noodles?

You do something. I will walk out easily.

O boss! Why talking like this?

Let me call Premettan!

Fantastic! His phone is not reachable.

Do one thing. Go and get money

from Premettan and come.

Just because I am gone doesn't mean

you buy this shop

Here is the phone.

Have it man! Enjoy life happily like this!

Of course!

Appear to be generous malayalees!

"Eni0y!

"Bro!

+m

+m.

Who is that beggar?

Do you know him?

Yesterday itself how much

money did you throw on that girl!

- Hi

+m

- Good morning

- Good morning

Could you do a small favour?

- Give him a bottle of beer

- No..Not that help

- Then?

- My ATM card isn't working.

Oh! So what do we do?

It is not that...l came

along with my girl friend.

Would it be possible

to pay this restaurant's bill?

I will return you immediately

when I go to my room.

- Otherwise I need to leave her alone here.

- What a pity!

Having good bash with girl friend,

you naughty!

Yes, I did but now feel bored

Please settle the bill, bro.

- Doesn't he carry a shady look?

- May be there..

- Yes, you do!

- Certainly!

Let's do one thing. We shall meet

his girl friend first

Then let's decide whether to swipe

the ATM Card or not

What do you say?

Doesn't matter. Let's meet her.

I swear, She is waiting at the top

Let's take a look!

You guys wait here! Will inform if found

She is truly your girl friend, is it?

Girl friend means, we are not engaged.

Just hanging around!

Dude, is she like you?

Yes! She is fun!

Come.

As I oil my little son, sing this...

- Hey Boss, is your driver in?

- Yes sir

- Boss is in full tension

- Okay boss

Come to cheat him..

- Hey Paapi...

- I am here..

Ah You are there...

Pretty early to start

drinking your breakfast...

I have not drunk my breakfast..

Why is it you wanted to see me!

Completely problematic..

Ah.. Tell me the matter...

This place called Goa...

Isn't it full of problems?

Isn't it the best place!

Where in two pieces

you can see chics around..

Why not go? I am free for two days..

Over.. All is over..

What is over..Thousands are there without

a stitch on them..

Leis go..

The whole of last week do you know

where my daughter, Riya, was?

Is that to be asked to me, bull head..

Call her in and find out

The whole of last week she has been

roaming around in Goa..

- In Goa...?

- Yeah..

To get off everything I had her shift

here from Bangalore..

Now, from here she has gone to Goa..

Did she go with the other

one...Lebanese (Lesbi...)

Hey ha ha ha... This time she

has gone with some other son of...

- Wow...You are a fortunate guy..

- Why so..

Now you needn't worry..

Hasn't she gone with a guy?

Get her married off..

The guy has a fraud look, says Freddie..

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