Cigarette Page #11

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You look gorgeous.

After you applied the vermillion,

you look beautiful.

That's why the elders say,

if women wear vermillion

their heart and mind will be cool.

Hold this for a minute.

I'll give the priest some money.

Stay here. Superb!

Neha, please..

Why are you ignoring me so much?

Look.. - I'm ready to

do anything for you. - Get lost!

Just once. I'll fall to your feet.

- Damn it!

Aren't you ashamed to behave

so foolishly in public? Damn!

I don't have any shame.

If you pester me again,

you'll be in trouble.

Go to hell.

This anger won't help you.

Hey, stop..

If you keep rejecting me like this

I'll die smoking this cigarette.

Remember this, dear.

Stop, darling.

Hello, are you facing

love troubles? - Yes.

I smoked this to impress her.

She broke our three-year long

relationship

and is going away.

You were with her for 3 years.

Whereas I sang,

"I was with you for 3 months."

"She put me to shame!"

That's why it is said that

one must neither smoke cigarettes

nor fall in love.

All you guys,

who're standing around me!

Pay some attention!

Travel the world. Gain wisdom.

Visit temples. Offer money to God

and ask for a boon!

Dhanesha from Dharwad!

Hanumesha from Hubli!

Thippesha from Tumkur!

Madesha from Mysuru!

Paramesha from Bellary!

Srinivasa from Malur!

Here's my speciality.

Cigarette is your biggest enemy.

A woman is the worst liar.

Darling! - If a girl smiles..

- The guy will be doomed!

"Your lungs will be scarred.

If you smoke, you'll surely die."

"You're going to lose your money

if you fall in love."

"Love is nothing but cheating."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"Why do you want to drink liquor?

Just eat good food."

"Stop showing off your wealth.

This is all life is about."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"Cigarettes and girlfriends

have one thing in common."

"Your heart is going to face

problems from both of them."

"You'll die.."

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"You'll die.. - Yes!"

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"Your lungs will be scarred.

If you smoke, you'll surely die."

"You're going to lose your money

if you fall in love."

"Love is nothing but cheating."

We mustn't spare girls

who play with our emotions.

Do something!

Curse them..

"Your slippers must tear

when you're walking stylishly."

"Your cell phone must end up

in a gutter. - Oh, no!"

"Your face cream must give you

an allergy."

"The teddy bear that you hug

should become a real bear."

"The dog catchers must

take away your pet dog."

"The one to become your boyfriend

must suffer many diseases."

"You don't even deserve

a place on earth."

"You must be lucky to get

a boyfriend like me."

"Worship the guys who are loyal."

"You'll die.."

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"You'll die.."

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"Your lungs will be scarred.

If you smoke, you'll surely die."

"You're going to lose your money

if you fall in love."

"Love is nothing but cheating."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"Don't smoke cigarettes.

Don't fall in love."

"God.."

"God gave you a heart

so that you can live."

"Why do you destroy it

by smoking cigarettes?"

"God gave you a heart

to fall in love."

"Why do you kill it

just for the sake of it?"

"Men are called

ghosts and spirits."

"Guys who are sinners

and those who fail in love"

"are made fun of by everyone."

"It doesn't rain when a donkey and

a monkey are married off. - True."

"Girls who cheat won't find

a good husband. - Absolutely!"

"If a guy ditches a girl,

he's criticised by everyone."

"If he stays loyal,

the girl would ditch him."

"If we touch them,

we'll be sent to prison."

"If they touch us,

the blame will be put on us."

"Give a send off

to all girls who cheat."

"You'll die.."

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"You'll die.."

"You'll die as you keep

smoking cigarettes."

"You'll die..

- Plus, minus, is equal to."

"X divided by Y cos theta minus

sin theta is equal to tan theta."

"Love and marriage give a child."

"Once married,

you have no way out!"

"I'm leaving. Bye.

I've had enough of this guy!"

Come on, let's go.

"He's done for!"

Promise me that you'll never

smoke hereafter.

Oh, God! I swear that

I won't smoke hereafter.

My dad died due to smoking

too much. He orphaned us.

That's why I'm advising you.

You mustn't suffer a similar fate.

I'm sorry, dear.

I love you..

Promise me something else as well.

- What is it?

You mustn't mingle with him.

He's hurled many abuses at me.

I don't even know who he is.

I'm a really good guy.

Come on. Shall we get a room?

- Okay.

Come on. Let's go..

Did you give the report?

Buddy..

I love you, Raj..

- Hey! - How are you, Raj?

Let go! - I made a mistake, Raj.

I can't live without you.

Please! I need you.

I love you, Raj. Please accept me..

Hey, love isn't a toy

that kids play with.

You can't use it when you want to

and throw it away when you don't.

Has your dad sent you

as an ambassador

as I'm opposing him?

Your assumptions are wrong, Raj.

- Hey..

I just realised

the true meaning of love.

Did you forget our love?

- Let go!

I can lead a happy life

only if you're a part of it.

Please don't reject my love, Raj.

I can't live without you, Raj!

Please come, sir..

- Ma'am..

Rangamma is almost here..

- What's that?

Goddess Rangamma will enter

Pankranna's body.

She's very powerful.

You must ask her for a boon

that all your enemies

should be destroyed.

Give the car keys

and the documents of your house.

Put it in here..

- Rangamma? Sounds weird.

Come on. - Put gold as well..

Goddess! Please come..

Rangamma..

Come, child..

- Child?

Did you remember me

when your problems surfaced?

Hey, wait a minute.

Forget about my problems.

What's your problem?

Who is he..

He's got colour on his body

though 'Holi' is long gone.

Hey, stop it! Who is he?

- Goddess Rangamma has taken over.

Ask for a boon.

Goddess Rangamma?

Forget about the boon!

Answer a question for me.

- Ask me anything.

Goddess Rangamma,

you're a female deity.

Why did you enter a man's body?

Moreover, why did you

enter such an ugly body?

Hey! - The Goddess would be enraged

if you say such things.

Ask for only what you need.

Will she grant me any boon?

- Go on! Ask me..

Goddess, as the river Kaveri

is flowing from Karnataka

to Tamil Nadu, there have been

many fights between us

and the entire country

is being affected by it.

If you please divert the river

towards Bellary

Hubli or Gadag,

where there's severe drought

this problem would be solved.

Please do this for me.

What's this, Goddess? I asked for

water. But you're having wheezing.

That's all right, Goddess!

- Oh, God..

Solve a smaller problem for me,

if not for this one.

There's a hole in the ozone layer,

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