Cinderella the Cat Page #5

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if you don't tell me his name

Primo Gemito! Go on, write it down:

Primo Gemito!

It took you long enough.

It's just a f***ing name.

And what a stupid f***ing name it is!

I don't know about his name,

but his surname, if I may,

sounds pretty important indeed.

I want to direct

the operations in there.

Do you realize what they've done

to that little girl?

Little girl? She's 17.

Actually 18.

What?

- Cozza!

- Yes?

I asked you if there weren't

any other solutions.

- To what, may I ask?

- To Angelica.

If I really had to marry her.

- Well?

- I've found another solution.

I'll marry the little girl.

Tomorrow is her birthday,

it's written in the file.

Now I get it!

- Which little girl?

- Basile's daughter.

I'll marry her and I don't need

to ask Angelica anything, agreed?

He came back to marry the girl,

not Mrs. Carannante.

The contract for the reconstruction

of the port, Basile's will

They waited until the child

was able to sign it,

they planned it all 15 years ago.

Those bastards had already

thought of everything.

This is something new

that I never would have thought of.

Well can we?

Technically, it's a brilliant move,

like the great chess player

and improviser,

which you are, but

But what?

I'm still rooting for Lady Angelica,

if I were you, I'd think twice.

If I were you I'd think about

getting the right paperwork ready.

- I don't want any more surprises.

- Of course.

The King's wedding!

This evening, at 10:00pm,

on board the 'Megaride',

in the Ace of Clubs Hall.

You're all invited!

- Hello?

- Primo Gemito?

- Yes.

- It's Salvatore.

- Salvatore who?

- Salvatore Lo Giusto.

But call me "sir", I prefer it.

Salvatore Lo Giusto, I'm on my way

over, I'm going to ruin your party.

Indeed, they told me

you did everything you could

to attend,

but if you'd told me sooner,

I would have invited you myself.

But I've already got an invite.

And only I know the name

and age of the bride.

- What?

- You heard me.

You're getting a bit too cocky.

Listen to me, Primo Gemito,

Salvatore Lo Giusto

warns once then shoots.

Know what your name means, Primo?

It means "first"

'cause you're the first a**hole,

and the first to board my ship with

no ticket and to take a trip to hell!

My name's Primo because

my parents wanted a numerous family

but then they died young.

You're calling to threaten to kill

me, to frighten me.

But I died 15 years ago, together

with that ship and this city.

Now it's just a ghost story.

Listen to this a**hole!

What are you two looking at?

Have you emptied the hold yet?

- Mama, they're gorgeous!

- Just perfect!

- They're too small for me.

- No sh*t, you've got huge feet.

Hurry, hurry! Bring them to me.

- I don't get it

- They're too small.

No way, there must be a mistake.

They're too small!

Maybe slightly.

Mama, maybe he didn't remember

your size, we'll change them.

Put them back on the pedestal.

Miss, please excuse the intrusion,

I'm Mr. Cozza

and these magnificent Valkyries

here present are our stylists.

God forbid, you're already

beautiful as you are,

but the King, as you will be aware,

takes care of the slightest detail.

God, I'm so handsome.

Do we know what happened

with the shoes?

What's to know?

They got the wrong size,

who knows

if they'll change them in time.

It sure is strange.

Doesn't something smell fishy?

Maybe go for a wash then, Barbara!

Look what the cat dragged in! You're

lucky you got out alive, scumbag!

You're insulting a public official,

d*ckhead.

Cuff him.

Scumbag! Cesspool! Piece of sh*t!

When my wife got to the altar,

they had to convince me it was her,

because, well, she's never been ugly,

mercy me, no,

but she's not exactly a model.

Angelica, what are you doing here?

I've been stuck here for 15 years

and I don't even know why anymore.

What did you come back for?

What are you talking about?

Get ready, it's nearly time.

I am ready, I have been for 20 years.

And you?

What's going through your head?

A bit of brilliantine.

Salvatore wanted you to be alone

when you opened his gift.

But bear in mind

that in a few minutes

the two gentlemen outside

will accompany you on stage.

May I?

Get ready for the party

and stop worrying,

Salvatore Lo Giusto has never and

will never let you want for anything.

Salvatore! You've only ever

tasted my sweet side.

You can't even imagine

what I'm capable of.

I'm in,

I'm heading for the bridge.

We can finally go from safeguarding

the inheritance, to transferring it.

Then we can only hope

the girl doesn't play any tricks.

She's too busy with her new wardrobe,

she doesn't have time for pranks.

In fact

Go give her a hand, you never know.

And when it's time,

bring the little one to me on stage.

- Three of us for a small girl?

- She's not the problem, d*ckhead.

Move!

Mama, what's wrong?

The King wants to marry the Cat.

If you love your Mama,

the Cat must die now.

Go back to your room, Mama.

I swear that I'll bring you

the cat's head and tail too!

You needn't put on a clean suit.

Salvatore, it's you.

You want to give me a heart attack

on my wedding day?

I still haven't congratulated you

on Angelica's shoes,

a masterpiece, truly,

I'll have to repay you somehow.

Our problem isn't repayments,

but everything we've got in common:

born in the same neighborhood

with big plans for this port

and we f*** the same woman.

Are you mad?

No, the mad scientist is you.

You'd have done better not to come

back, this city's not for you.

Salvatore, put the gun down,

I'm asking you like a father.

- You're aiming it at the wrong man.

- Oh, please, you'll make me cry.

I'm giving my soul to this city,

I've got big plans for all of us,

for you too.

The city is like a beautiful woman

and a good plan is like

a good pair of shoes.

It's not enough for it to be

beautiful, it has to be custom-made,

follow the shape of the foot,

it has to be comfortable.

And if it fits properly,

rest assured, you can control

the woman even from a distance.

But don't worry yourself,

Don Vittorio,

you see, I'm the only one to pull

the shoe strings around here.

Mia!

Is everything all right, miss?

Miss, is everything all right?

What do we do?

Miss!

Let's break the door down!

- We're breaking the door down.

- Stay clear, miss.

Where the f*** is she?

Check the bedroom, I'll go this way.

No, he's not here yet,

any minute now though,

the room's almost full.

Calm down, gentlemen,

there's room for everyone.

Primo Gemito, please, come in.

Would you like to come down with us?

I could never go so low.

Really?

And yet, you were seen splashing

around the hold last night.

True, but there was a time when even

the hold was an hospitable place.

Listen to me, Mr. Gemito,

you're too attached to the past,

if you go on like this, very soon,

all that will be left of you will be

a faded, old hologram.

There she is, the little b*tch.

Where are you going, you b*tch?

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