Cinema Chupista Maava Page #8

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such good news slowly?

Enough.

Grandmother's photo.

Go and pay reverence to her.

Okay, Father.

- Go..

Grandma, I proved once again

that beautiful girls

fall only for loafers.

Not an ordinary beauty..

If my mother sees her

somewhere on the road

she will address her politely.

I am going to make such a girl

address my mother

as mother-in-law.

Bless me, Grandma.

Son..

- Mother..

Your father.

- Mother!

Don't worry. Face any torture

he inflicts on you.

You have to win the challenge.

All the best.

Come..

Come, I was waiting for you.

Come.

For me?

- Yes, you.

Why are you standing here?

Come.

Tucked your shirt in?

Have sweets.

What is happening?

You are the head of the house

for one month.

We need to respect you.

Okay, eat this fruit.

No, sir.

I have to peel its skin.

I will remove the skin.

In fact, I am here

to remove the skin.

Sir, I misunderstood you a lot.

Correct, you misunderstood me.

Uncle..

I will be back in a minute.

I thought you'd torture him

as soon as

he gets here, but you are

showering him with respect.

Uncle..

- Let the bell ring.

My whole body is burning here

and the fire alarm is ringing.

Uncle!

- When does school start?

After the bell rings.

- When does the court begin?

After the bell rings.

- When does the movie begin?

After the bell rings.

Let the bell ring, Rahul.

The game will start automatically.

You will see it live

as to how it is

when the first day

of the month begins.

Uncle and nephew

are talking something.

It is about your future.

Your future.

- What?

That's it.

He will live for 100 years!

You are no ordinary person.

Come and open the door first.

Come.

- Paper bill, sir.

Milk bill, sir.

Current bill!

- Gas bill!

Cable bill!

- Groceries bill!

Water bill! - Internet bill!

- Maintenance! - Laundry!

Phone bill!

- Total life Insurance bill!

You are not

an ordinary person, Uncle..

Sit.

Did you now realize

how it is to collapse

where you are standing?

Even the hen protects its chicks

by risking its life

if any creature

comes to kill them.

You entered my daughter's life.

I will break your hands

but will save my daughter.

What are you in front of me?

You are like an incense stick

in front of an iron pole.

Go.

Bring Rs. 25,000 by the

fifth of the month and pay me.

Or else I will come

to your house on the sixth

and you have to sign the agreement

saying that you give up.

Rs. 25,000?

- Rs. 25,000?

Rs. 25,000?

It is more than the number

of fingers that God gave us.

Hey, stop joking

and give me ideas

for getting the money.

Earning money is difficult,

but ideas can be given in plenty.

Buddy, deliver paper.

Hey, give ideas that

will match my status.

Hey, give ideas that

will match my status.

So, deliver English paper.

Hey, tell me about some work

which will look great

when Kaththi does it.

Tell me about such work.

Then, drive an auto rickshaw.

Buddy, do we go to the customers

or do the customers come to us?

Did you go to the girl's father

to make an agreement

or did he come to you?

I went.

- So, you have to go.

Buddy, you are even

wearing the uniform!

I got Rs. 500.

Another 50 rounds

will get you Rs. 25,000.

50 rounds?

You can't even buy roadside

ice-cream with your Rs. 500.

Oh, no!

- Go..

Stop..

Will you come to Paradise Hotel?

- No, I already had my dinner.

Hey, are you acting smart?

I will start the meter,

if you sit in my autorickshaw.

Where is the meter?

Here!

- Hey! - Hey!

What is it with the manager?

He says he wants Big C in one hour.

Is it an advertisement or house

address to give instantly?

There is no bigger torture

than to work

under a person

who lacks creativity.

Yes, it is a big torture.

I know it after working under you.

Stop..

We have reached. Stop.

How much?

- Rs. 25,000.

Will you give the auto rickshaw?

- No, I will give an idea.

Okay, let him tell you.

He looks interested.

Finding a creative person

is also creativity, in a way.

- Superb! Go ahead.

Opening scene must be

'Treta Yug'..

I think it is a bit far.

- It is okay.

Hanuman.

- Rama.

There is a lot of communication gap

between Sita and me.

Give this phone to Sita in Lanka

and tell her to call me.

Okay, Rama.

God of the Ocean.

Hanuman, what's up?

Lord Rama's cell phone

fell into your ocean?

Will you get it?

Is this the one?

- This is an iPhone.

That is a different one.

Is this the one?

This is Samsung S6.

That was a useless phone.

Lord Rama's phone is held

together with a rubber band.

See this.

So many phones?

- Yes, this one.

Take it.

Not only this phone,

you will get any phone at Big C.

Big C is a big shop

like this ocean.

You are super!

You are like a God to me!

Are you okay with the idea?

- Okay.

Where is the office?

- Where is the nearby ATM?

You are very fast.

- Super fast!

Boy has arrived!

- Boy has arrived!

Boy has arrived!

- Boy has arrived!

Son-in-law has arrived!

I like you.

Come inside.

Hello, sir. Where are you going?

To the office?

Wearing sweater and all..

Wearing sweater and all..

Fruits, flowers..

Money..

He brought the money.

- Life insurance money, sir.

What does that mean?

If you pay some money in his name

then you will get lot of money

after he dies.

Why do we need to pay now when

he will die some time in future?

Sir, if he dies tomorrow then we

will give the money the day after.

If he dies tomorrow.. - We will

give the money the day after, sir.

What if he is killed tomorrow? - We

won't compensate if he gets killed.

Then what is the use?

He is an officer.

He won't die soon.

Thank you.

He is giving out money like giving

food packets to flood victims

and like Mr. Nehru

gave out chocolates.

You entire plan is a flop!

Uncle..

Sir, will you eat this fruit?

I will remove the skin.

I am here to remove the skin.

You told me the story of

the incense stick. What was that?

I will tell you

the story of match stick now.

I will tell you

the story of match stick now.

We can make one lakh

match sticks by cutting a tree.

But we can set fire to one lakh

trees with one match stick.

Everyone has their own capacity.

Don't underestimate anybody.

Don't underestimate the capacity

of a useless fellow.

I scolded him in English.

We will become fools

if we take on fools, Uncle.

That's why let us bring

our fools from Kolkata.

Those torturing guys?

If all the fools of India

compete together

there is no one

who can defeat our fools.

They are perfect match for him.

Hello.

- Hello!

Brother-in-law!

- Brother-in-law!

This is a conference call,

talk one after the other.

Okay. - Okay.

- Okay.

How are our people there?

- Fine.

Fine.

- Fine.

Okay, the matter is..

- We know it.

Okay, the matter is..

- We know it.

A boy is having an affair

with your daughter.

So, you need us.

We should come

and teach him a lesson, right?

Yes.

My Bengali 'Rasagulla'!

No! Don't see. Listen to me.

You saw only a little bit. No!

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