Clambake Page #5
- Year:
- 1967
- 99 min
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the advantages of diversification.
"However, acquisition for the sake
of diversification is not profitable.
"Therefore, it is my recommendation we
accept Allied Chemical's generous offer
"and turn over all completed
and incompleted experiments and data
"on our ill-fated hunt
for a glycol oxy-octanoic phosphate."
- You mean Goop.
- Yes, sir, that's what I mean.
Well, if that's what you mean, then say it.
Don't go confusin' me.
Yes, sir. No, sir.
Oh, Mr. Heyward, you will return
the bottles you sent for?
I've included them on the inventory.
Now there you go confusin' me again.
What bottles?
Two days ago you sent Ellie in for the
formulas Scott worked on before he quit...
Before he left.
Oh, that.
- I did what?
- I think I'm going to be sick.
Ellie!
Come over here, child. Sit down.
I wanna talk to you.
You know where my boy is?
Well, answer me, woman!
You know where my boy is? Huh?
Tom?
Tom.
This is the sixth night in a row
you've worked past midnight.
- You can't ski all day and work all night.
- I guess I was more tired than I thought.
I ran into your friend. Told me
you were waiting for that package.
- Oh, thanks.
- He kind of had his hands full.
I think one was a Sally
and the other was a Ginger.
These are the last formulas
I worked on at Heyward.
- Remember my job in a lab?
Oh, yeah. Well, why did you leave,
or shouldn't I ask?
That's all right. I quit.
I see. By that I mean I
really don't see at all.
- I'll tell you about it sometime.
- Fair enough.
- How's it going?
- I'll know better when I try these with this.
Well, good luck.
- Hello, Mr. Burton.
- Hello, Tom.
- Looks like you could use another hand.
- I could use ten!
- All right. Where do I start?
- Start up front.
Keep the brush moving.
- So this is it, hm?
- Yep, that's it.
- You really think it's gonna do the job?
- I think so.
- Think so? You haven't tested it yet?
- I haven't got the time.
It takes 24 hours for it to harden.
Doesn't leave any time before the race.
Also, it doesn't leave any room for error.
Well, like I was tellin' somebody
the other day, you gotta have confidence.
- Howdy, gents. What you up to?
- You know what time it is?
Never pass inspection, pardner.
"Pardner", you were supposed to be here
two hours ago. You promised to help me.
A Heyward never goes back on his word.
Your obedient servants.
Line up, girls
I'll show you what to do
This boat will sparkle like a diamond
when we get through
By the numbers
there ain't much time
We're gonna start an assembly line
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
You get the sandpaper
You get the pails
You get the hammer, baby
You get the nails
You get the paint
You get the brush
Cos we're gonna give it
that special touch
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
We got a magic potion
that will help us win
I don't know how to spell it
but dip right in
Glycol oxy-octanoic phosphate
It's the latest scoop
But that's all right, girls
You can call it Goop
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Work the sandpaper
Hammer that nail
Tote that paintbrush
And lift that pail
Get a rhythm going, nice and easy
Come on and use a little elbow greasy
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
OK, girls
When we're all through
I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do
We'll fall right down and have some fun
And I'm gonna kiss you all one by one
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wow
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Yow
Oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Oh
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Wow
Cigars? Cigarettes?
Cigars?
- Can I help you, sir?
- Well, now. Howdy, ma'am. How y'all?
Howdy, sir. I said may I help you.
Yes, well...
I think I'll try a few of these here stogies.
Unless I'm mistaken,
you must be Scott's father.
Well, land o' Goshen, course I am.
You know that boy o' mine?
Everybody knows your son.
- I see you both smoke the same brand.
- Yes, yeah... What?
My boy Scott ain't never
smoked a cigar in his life.
- He's my best customer.
- Oh, is that so?
In that case you'd be able to tell me
where he might be at this hour of the day.
I'd say in about four minutes
you could head him off at the bar.
Head him off at the pass, huh?
- The bar?
This Florida climate sure does
strange things to people, doesn't it?
You mean he's been smokin'?
An' drinkin'?
Anything else?
Looks like I just 'bout
got here in time, don't it, huh?
- There you go.
- Thank you, sir.
Not at all.
Yeah, seems like the daddy's
always the last one to find out.
Cigarettes?
Cigars? Cigarettes?
- Howdy, sir.
- Howdy.
The lady back there said I might be likely
to find a fella name of Scott Heyward here.
- You know him?
- She told you right. You a friend of his?
- You might say that, yeah.
- Name your drink. It's on him.
For Heyward's friends, the elbow bends.
Well, now, ain't that
a mighty pretty, little ditty?
But, if you don't mind, sir, I'd just as soon
have a piece of your best drinkin' whiskey.
We might as well wait together,
Mr. Heyward.
I know you, sir?
Burton's the name. Burton Boat Company.
you tried to grab my company?
Oh, yeah!
Of course I do now.
What happened? I thought we had a deal.
We did, until your hard-headedness
bumped smack into my stubbornness.
Well, this boy o' mine, you know,
he's a boat fancier.
So I kinda figured I'd buy up your outfit,
kinda give it to him as a birthday present.
I don't know what he'd do with it.
Seems to me he'd got all he needs,
money to burn, plenty of women,
living it up every day.
Hold on there, Mr. Burton, just a minute.
What's wrong with all you people here?
You know who you're talkin' about,
cos you certainly ain't describin' my boy?
Seeing is believing.
Yeah, well, if I knew what I was seein'
then maybe I could believe it.
- Your boy Scott, right there.
- Where?
Oh, there. Sure enough, there he is.
- Excuse me.
- Wait a minute.
You mean that boy there is your son?
You bet your socks and garters he is.
Yes, sir.
He's the ski instructor here in the hotel.
His name's Tom Wilson.
Friend, I'm not too sure just what it is
you're drinkin' out of this glass here,
but one thing I am sure of,
I do know my own son.
- Mr. Heyward, you and I better have a talk.
- Later, Mr. Burton.
- No, now. It's about your boy. Come on.
- Oh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pardner.
Been waitin' for ya.
I want you to meet somebody.
This here's Gigi.
Gigi, this here's Monsieur Wilson.
He's my best friend, even if he is poor.
- How do you do?
- Je suis enchante, Monsieur Wilson.
She doesn't speak any English.
I'm gonna teach her all I know.
- Oh, really?
- About English.
- Please, join us, Tom.
- Yes, why don't you? We're democratic.
Thank you.
- Would you care to dance?
- Yes.
What do you say, Dianne?
You'll love the view from my suite.
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