Clerks Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 92 min
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The CUSTOMER exits.
DANTE:
Maybe you should take that coffee
outside.
ACTIVIST:
No, I think I'll drink it in here,
thanks.
DANTE:
If you're going to drink it in here,
I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother
the customers.
ACTIVIST:
Another CUSTOMER comes up to the counter.
CUSTOMER:
Pack of cigarettes.
(looks at model)
What's that?
ACTIVIST:
This? How long have you been smoking?
CUT TO:
EXT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYA blank wall. JAY steps into the frame, followed by SILENT
BOB. JAY pulls off his coat and swings it into the arms of
SILENT BOB. JAY then throws down with a makeshift slam dance,
spinning his arm and fake-hitting SILENT BOB.
JAY:
WE NEED SOME TITS AND ASS! YEAH!
JAY:
I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're
gonna make some money! And then you
know what we're going to do? We're
going to go to that party and get
some p*ssy! I'm gonna f*** this b*tch,
that b*tch...
(Blue Velvet Hopper)
I'LL F*** ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
SILENT BOB points to something off-screen.
JAY:
(to O.C.)
What you looking at?! I'll kick your
f***ing ass!
(to SILENT BOB)
Doesn't that motherf***er still owe
me ten bucks?
SILENT BOB nods.
JAY:
Tonight, you and me are going off
that f***er's head, and take out his
f***ing soul! Remind me if he tries
to buy something from us, to cut it
with leafs and twigs... or f***ing
sh*t in the motherf***er's bag!
Some girls walk past. JAY smiles at them.
JAY:
Wa sup sluts?
(to SILENT BOB)
Damn Silent Bob! You one rude
motherf***er! But you're cute as
hell.
(slowly drops to knees)
I wanna go down on you, and suckle
you.
(makes blow job neck-
jerks)
And then, I wanna line up three more
guys, and make like a circus seal...
JAY makes blow job faces down an imaginary line of guys,
looking quite like a performing seal. He throws a little
humming sound behind each nod. He then hops up quickly.
JAY:
Ewwww! You f***ing f*ggot! I f***ing
hate guys!
(yelling)
I LOVE WOMEN!
(calmer)
Neh.
GUY:
You selling?
JAY:
(all business)
I got hits, hash, weed, and later on
I'll have 'shrooms. We take cash, or
stolen MasterCard and Visa.
CUT TO:
INT:
CONVENIENCE STORE. DAYA SMALL CROWD gathers around the ACTIVIST as he orates. It
has become something of a rally.
ACTIVIST:
You're spending what? Twenty, thirty
dollars a week on cigarettes.
LISTENER 1
Forty.
LISTENER 2
Fifty-three.
ACTIVIST:
Fifty-three dollars. Would you pay
someone that much money every week
to kill you? Because that's what
you're doing now, by paying for the
so-called privilege to smoke!
LISTENER 3
We all gotta go sometime...
ACTIVIST:
It's that kind of mentality that
allows this cancer-producing industry
to thrive. Of course we're all going
to die someday, but do we have to
pay for it? Do we have to actually
throw hard-earned dollars on a counter
and say, "Please, please, Mister
Merchant of Death, sir; please sell
me something that will give me bad
breath, stink up my clothes, and fry
my lungs."
LISTENER 1
It's not that easy to quit.
ACTIVIST:
Of course it's not; not when you
have people like this mindless cretin
so happy and willing to sell you
nails for your coffin!
DANTE:
Hey, now wait a sec...
ACTIVIST:
Now he's going to launch into his
rap about how he's just doing his
job; following orders. Friends, let
me tell you about another bunch of
hate mongers that were just following
orders:
they were called Nazis, andthey practically wiped a nation of
people from the Earth... just like
cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette
smoking is the new Holocaust, and
those that partake in the practice
of smoking or sell the wares that
promote it are the Nazis of the
nineties! He doesn't care how many
people die from it! He smiles as you
pay for your cancer sticks and says,
"Have a nice day."
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