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but not about my job.

Well, you keep playin'

like you are, kid, he's gonna find out.

- Yeah, I know.

- So why'd you do it?

I needed this.

And lately I've been feeling

like something else is happening...

like there's a reason

for all of this.

You really think that?

Of all the people in the world,

you changed their lives.

You made them feel better.

And me too.

And talk about a Hollywood story.

Remember that mystery woman?

She's now no longer a mystery.

Christina?

Yeah, her name is Wanda Blair, and she played

at Pepperdine not so many years back.

And she was on your team

the year you went to the Olympics.

Yeah. I thought she looked familiar...

Wanda...

but the story on her was

she had a nervous breakdown.

She couldn't handle the pressure.

You know, like a whole mental thing.

And the saddest thing was,

she didn't even say good-bye to us.

- Well, it's class reunion time.

- Yeah. One thing's for sure this time though.

Wanda's gonna say good-bye, and fast.

- Would you have any of that zinc?

- Oh, I forgot the zinc.

- I'm sorry.

- That's okay, you know. I probably tan well.

I just go straight to a burn

and then heatstroke.

Okay, listen up.

Those two gals over there, they may be two

of the best to ever play this game.

And maybe the very best.

- But I think you can play with 'em.

- Yeah.

Nobody gave us a chance to be here.

Nobody said we'd get this far.

They all said we'd quit,

didn't they?

- They all said we'd quit, didn't they?

- Yes, sir.

We're here.

Now, what are you gonna do about it?

- Win!

- Let's go for it. Let's go for it.

One more time!

Please welcome Juan's Bonsais Dos!

Oh, my God!

Yeah!

Once again, our returning champions...

Jenn Meredith

and Christina Hansen!

It wasn't your fault. Look at her.

She's one of them steroid monsters.

You know, one of them experimental...

Two horses had to die to make that woman.

- Don't you worry about it.

- Very, very big.

Whoa! Julie Carr

gives Christina a facial!

Yes, baby!

- You got it! You got it, Big Red!

- Wanda...

great hit,

especially for a stripper.

- Keep talkin'. Keep talkin'.

- You guys are a joke.

'Cause we gonna kick your stuck-up ass

all the way back to Malibu.

- Just serve the ball.

- Don't act like that. Have some class.

Don't get mad; get even.

We might have to get these girls

some boxing gloves.

Nothing wrong with a good catfight.

Watch your line. Watch your line.

And Christina Hansen

puts away the first game.

Yes!

Yeah! Come on, Bonsais! You can do it!

Yeah!

God, if we win this,

I'll give up smokin' pot.

- Let's hear it! Whoo!

- Julie Carr rousing up the crowd...

as she serves for game point.

Unbelievable! The Bonsais win!

All right! All right!

So following a phenomenal comeback...

by the Bonsais,

we're gonna change sides for the players.

It's anyone's match, one game apiece.

Now, remember, folks.

This third and deciding game...

only goes to 15.

- Come on now. Come on now.

- Come on!

Told ya!

- Yeah!

- Yes!

- Yes!

- Yeah!

- Ooh. Out ofbounds.

Bonsais get the point.

- Dang it.

You like that? You like that?

Hey, you,

why don't you just go back and serve?

Boo!

They are ready to kill each other

over every single point.

It's just vicious out there.

Well, it's 15 to 15...

and the Bonsais are serving

for the point advantage.

They gotta win by two.

- Come on!

- Get it, Jenn.

- Bonsais block for the point!

- All right, baby!

- Julie.

- Looks like Julie Carr is injured.

Oh, my God.

- Julie, you okay?

- Julie, you okay?

- What's wrong, baby?

- I got cramps in both legs.

Let's get her up and get her

in the shade. Come on.

A big hand for Julie Carr.

Let's hear it. Let her hear it.

You let those Bonsais know, they go one second

over their medical, that's it.

This game is over.

Keep an eye on that.

She's dehydrated, Billy. She worked too hard

too fast trying to get in shape.

- I think she's finished.

- The crowd out here is stunned...

and I must admit, saddened.

I mean, they've all fallen in love

with these Juan's Bonsais...

who are now sadly in jeopardy ofbeing

eliminated from the championship game...

with victory right in their grasp.

Well, truth be known,

they lacked experience...

but they made up for it with guts, passion

and the courage to fulfill their dreams.

Unfortunately, there's less than

a minute remaining on the clock.

- All right. We'll forfeit.

- No. Get me back in there.

We only need one more point,

Billy. Get me out to the net.

Are you crazy?

You can't even stand up.

It can't end like this, Billy,

not like this.

These girls bought into your dream...

that they were worth something,

that they had value.

Don't let them let go of this.

Come on. Help me out there.

Hey, ref!

The game ain't over!

- Unbelievable.

- Julie's actually coming back to play.

Billy Cole has got this place

into a frenzy.

It's called ignoring reality

and just going for it.

You are one amazing lady.

You're amazing yourself.

Get the hell out of here.

Let's give it up for Julie!

Yes!

Juan's Bonsais are one point

away from winning this.

- Let's nail 'em.

- This one's for you.

- Mine.

- Mine.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Okay!

Yeah!

The Bonsais win! The Bonsais win!

Christina Hansen

eats her words!

Oh, my God!

Hey, that's my girl!

Juan's Bonsais have just done it!

The improbable!

The impossible! They have just won

the AVP Women's Championship!

- World champions, baby!

- Can you imagine

how they feel? I'm exhausted.

Listen, I'm gonna find a job,

I'm gonna get us a place...

- and you can go back to high school.

- Okay.

- Hey, you!

- You!

You!

- Oh, man. Whoo!

- You!

- On one leg, kid. You killed 'em.

- We did it.

We all did it.

- We friends yet?

- Oh, yeah.

I hope more than that.

Ooh. Woof. Yeah, say hello to that big 'un.

She's liable to whip us all.

- Good game.

- Congratulations.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you. It's nice to see you again.

- Great playing.

- Good game.

- Done.

- Yeah!

- Billy, your strippers... I mean, your team...

- Uh-huh?

- You guys pulled it. Congratulations.

- Thank you.

Next year,

we're gonna kick your ass.

We ain't ever

gonna play you again, kid. You know why?

'Cause you're too damn good.

- I'll see you.

- See ya.

Woof.

Can't believe

you lost to a couple of hookers.

- They're not hookers.

- They're strippers.

- They're good. Okay.

- This is...

- I hate being mistaken, but they're good.

- That's good to know.

When the money starts rollin' in,

maybe we'll put a double-decker up there.

- Oh, yeah.

- Hey.

Uh, may l... Hey.

Hi. Hi, Billy. Listen.

Okay, I'm a big enough man to admit

when I've been wrong, and I'm sorry...

about all the bad things

I said about you.

And we are ready to proceed with the deal.

Oh, excuse me, Pop. My phone. My phone.

Hello? Hello, Cuervo. It's Cuervo.

- Cuervo.

- It's the people from Cuervo.

What? Well, you know what? Hang on

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