Clowntown Page #2

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- Did you find it in the diner?

Hello?

- Are you there?

- Where are you?

I don't know, we're on some road.

We just wanna get the phone back, please.

Where are you?

- Guys, where the hell are we?

- Who's on the phone?

I don't know, it's just some guy,

he keeps asking me where we are.

We're like 10 miles east of Route 37.

I think we're on Bradley?

We're about 10 miles east

of Route 37 on Bradley Road.

- I can meet you and return your phone.

- Why don't we just meet you at the diner?

No, keep driving. You'll pass

a sign before the railroad tracks.

Turn left, go into town, and meet me

at 5th and Main. I'll be waiting.

Okay, so we drive down to where?

Hello?

Hello? Oh, God.

- He hung up.

- Well, what'd he say?

He said that there's a town

just up ahead, at an intersection...

- ...and he's gonna meet us there.

- That's awesome.

Let's do it, come on, we're already late.

Looks like we're here.

So where is this guy?

This is where the guy wanted to meet.

He better show, he's got all my info.

I can't believe I f***ing left it there.

I'll try calling him again

and seeing if he's close.

Just see where he's at.

Oh, I have no signal, guys, do you have one?

No.

Nothing. He's gonna show.

I can't believe this is happening.

I'm so sorry, guys.

I don't get it, where is everybody?

I don't know, babe, but it's like...

it's like they all just left.

I mean, he has to show up, right?

I mean, why the hell else

would he tell us to meet him here?

This is bullshit.

Hello?

Anything?

No.

Let's just chill for a bit.

- This guy's gotta show up.

- We can sit by the gazebo.

That's a good idea.

Anybody want some?

I need to relax. I cannot believe

I left my damn phone.

It's fine, seriously. Don't worry about it.

This guy's gonna show up.

- Listen, baby, I am not in the mood.

- That's what you said on our first date.

Oh, well, that's when I thought

you were still going places.

You thought he was going places?

How much did you smoke that night?

I went to college. Should've stayed gone.

Oh, poor baby,

let's leave the poor baby alone.

- Are you gonna share that?

- Oh, no.

- Just gonna smoke all my weed?

- Yup.

- You're a dick.

- Yes, I am. I am a dick.

But speaking of d*cks, f***ing

Wiggins better pay us on time, man.

I know, I'm getting sick of it, too.

Did you see his wife today?

- Oh, my God.

- Did you see her f***ing tits?

- I can live between those fun bags.

- That doesn't even make sense.

Yeah, it does. What do you mean

it doesn't make sense?

It doesn't make any f***ing sense.

Fun bags, who says fun bags?

- Really? What are you, 12?

- Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

- F*** you.

- You need to get laid.

Pull over, I gotta take a piss.

Seriously, hurry up, dude.

My chick's gonna kill me if I'm late again.

You're just gonna have to sit there

and wait for me then, aren't ya?

You're funny. Hurry up!

- Hey, Billy?

- What?

Will you come out here and hold it,

it's getting heavy.

- You're an idiot. You know that?

- You're an idiot.

Find it yet?

I don't know. Oh, wait, there it is

with you mom's lipstick all over it.

I think I'm gonna cut through Clinton.

Why do you wanna go that way?

You never go that way.

I think it's gonna be faster

with all the construction.

Isn't that where all

those people went missing?

I don't know, who cares?

This is ridiculous.

Where the hell is everybody?

We're gonna miss the goddamn show.

- I don't know. What do you wanna do?

- I'm sick of waiting around.

We need to get going

and we still need to find a gas station.

God, this f***ing sucks.

- Babe, I'm sorry, but we need to go.

- He's right, this is ridiculous.

We can try to call your phone again

when we get service.

It's fine. I'll worry

about it later, let's just go.

Let's get the hell out of here.

- Un-f***ing-believable.

- What's wrong, babe.

- Try it again.

- Are we out of gas?

It's not even turning over,

it doesn't sound like no gas to me.

Sounds more like a dead battery.

Sh*t.

Well, you're not going anywhere like this.

- What do you mean?

- I don't know, what do you think?

Sh*t.

What the hell are we gonna do?

I don't know. Maybe we should try

and find a payphone or something.

I mean, how did this even happen?

It just happened.

Hey, excuse me.

Hey, man, we're trying to find

a phone, can you help us out?

Who the hell is that?

Hello?

Hello? Do you have a phone?

- I don't think he wants to be bothered.

- Guys, can we please just keep going?

- She's right, we should go.

- Yeah, but...

He was just... he was just there.

- Babe, come on.

- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

He just disappeared.

Hello?

Hello?

Where is everyone?

The place is a ghost town, man.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Do you guys have a signal yet?

Nothing.

- Are you okay?

- There was a guy standing right there.

- What are you doing? I almost ran you over.

- Hey, calm down.

- Who runs around in the middle of the street?

- He was standing right there.

Chill.

- It's okay.

- Is she all right?

- Yeah. Thank God.

- You guys good?

Do you guys have a cell phone,

our car broke down.

- No, my cellphone's dead.

- Where?

He was standing right there.

It's okay. Hey, Jill, it's okay.

No, God!

Let's go!

Wait, where are we gonna go?

There, there, get in there, come on, come on.

I don't hear anything.

We need to keep moving.

- I can't.

- We need to, baby, we need to.

- I can't, I can't.

- We have to, we have to, we have to.

F*** this. I'm getting the hell out of here.

Wait. We need to sick together.

- I ain't staying.

- He's right, we need to go.

- We gotta find a way out of here.

- Come on, guys, we gotta keep moving.

I can't, I can't.

Baby, I can't. Baby, I can't.

All right. I'm gonna go check

this RV, make sure it's safe.

- You guys stay here, okay?

- Okay.

Brad.

Okay, let's go.

- Where's Jill?

- She was right behind us.

Jill.

Jill.

Jill.

She was right here.

- Jill!

- She was right here.

- Jill.

- Turn the f***ing light off.

- Shut the f*** up.

- These are her bracelets.

Motherfuckers!

Shut your f***ing mouth or they're gonna

f***ing get us. Shut your f***ing mouth.

Guys, we gotta go right now.

Let's go, come on.

Get in.

In here, come on. Go, go.

F*** you!

F*** you!

F*** you!

Hey, come on, come out this way!

Come on!

Go!

Come on, you motherf***er!

Mike, Mike, come on, let's go, Mike, come on!

Follow me, I know a way out!

Come on!

Where's the police station?

They killed someone!

They killed my brother! Where is it?

Where's my girlfriend?

What the f*** did they do with her?

- We gotta go now! Come on!

- Come on, we've gotta follow him.

- Where are you taking us?

- No!

What the hell are we doing here?

We need to find Jill, now.

I am trying to help you!

I think I may know where she is.

We need to go inside now!

- Come! Come!

- Come on, let's just go.

All right.

Where are we?

Home. Come, sit down.

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