Cold Deck Page #2

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Don't worry about it.

I got ya.

You got me?

Yeah, I got ya.

You got 25 grand?

I didn't say that.

What?

Come on.

Okay, so all we need to do

is find a good one,

And then we're set.

Right, I'm gonna use this thing

to pop the door open

And then I need about four

minutes to boost it,

So that's where

you come in.

You sure this is

gonna work?

Yeah, I've done it

tons of times.

Really?

Tons of times?

Yeah.

I don't know about

tons of times...

Like, a few times.

Couple times.

Like, one time for real

with a car, but...

Just watch my back,

all right?

Look at these

sh*t-boxes.

I know we should have gone

to the one on Elm.

Okay, what about this one?

What, are you

f***ing kidding me?

There's nothin' else

in here, man.

All right, f*** it.

Would you just...?

Yeah.

Could you turn that

the f*** off?

All right, all right!

All right, I need, like,

four minutes, okay?

Okay...

Come on, you little slut.

Ow, f***!

Oh, sh*t!

We got trouble.

We gotta get outta here!

I'm gonna need a minute,

here, Bobby!

Come on, let's go!

Someone's coming!

Uh...

Ah, I got this.

Step away from the car!

No, no, look, you're making

a mistake here.

Jimmy, I've got a 504 here,

possible 503.

Whoa, just calm down

for a second, hey!

504, 503, this guy's trying

to steal a car.

Come on, this is my car!

Okay, I lost the keys.

I won't even explain how.

It's just ridiculous.

Okay, a garage down the street

they gave me these tools

So I can get inside, just get

the spare out the front seat.

Show me your ID

and registration.

Yeah, no problem.

F***, f***, f***.

F***.

F***...

Ah, f***!

F***.

Yes!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Guys, I'm doing you a favour.

You're doing me a favour?

Yeah, you're doing me a favour

right in the f***ing ass,

All right?

All right, listen,

I'll offer you 10,

But that's it.

Okay?

Where you also gonna find a car

tonight to sell at that cost?

I gotta hold it.

What am I gonna do with it?

Oh, it's a favour that you got

me by the f***ing balls.

Just go somewhere else.

You don't like it,

go somewhere else.

Talk to your guy

and figure it out.

F***, fine. F***.

What, what, what?

This f***in' guy, Bobby!

Says the car's only

worth nine grand.

He's gonna give us 10

as "a favour. "

No, we'll take it

somewhere else.

You know someone else

who's gonna buy a stolen car

From us tonight?

Hell of a f***ing evening,

anyway, right?

Just take the 10.

Take the 10.

I'll get the rest.

How the f*** are you

gonna do that?

Just take it, man.

Just take the 10.

All right, Bobby.

All right, f*** it.

Let's do it.

All right.

You okay, Bobby?

What?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You ever even been

to this part of town before?

No, no.

You?

Yeah, you know me,

I'm just rolling in money.

Holy sh*t,

look at this place.

Are you good?

Yeah, man.

All right, you got this.

I can feel it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna mop the floor

with these guys.

'Atta boy.

Now go win us some money.

What?

I'm here for the game.

There ain't no game here.

This way.

Talk to him.

Hey.

Can I get in

on your game?

How'd you get in here?

Front door.

Sure, but how'd

you get in here?

I don't know

what you mean.

You're in my home.

I don't know you.

Who told you

about the game?

Pino told me

about the game.

Turk, come on.

Let's just leave the guy.

No, no, no, no.

Let him answer.

Who the f*** told you

about the game?

Pino.

One thing, though,

friend of Pino,

What's to stop me

from taking your money

And throwing you in a hole

where no one will find you?

Nothing.

Who's gonna carry

me out of here?

This old guy?

Easy, Burt.

Turk.

That's what they call me.

You?

I'm Bobby Locke.

I don't know what you're

expecting, Bobby,

But, uh, we just play

for fun.

That's not what I heard.

What'd you hear?

I heard 250 K.

Doesn't that sound like fun

to you?

Sounds like a lot of fun.

So you're one of Chip's

friends, then?

I know Chips.

Think you can beat him?

Beat Chips with my

eyes closed.

That's a good story, Bobby.

Hey, baby, give me

a bullet, neat.

You here for some action?

Yeah, you here

for the drinks?

Oh, yeah, I get 'em

for nothin'.

No, I thought I'd

just play a few hands,

Bust out early, go to bed.

Good.

Guess it's my night, then.

Who can tell?

Turk!

Makin' money?

The easy way.

All right.

Let's play poker.

Raise.

I'm all in.

Any time, Al.

It's Alan.

Right.

Alan...

Any time.

Sorry, just calculating

opportunity costs.

What is that?

I'm a banker.

It's economics.

Well, figure it out

and let's go already.

I wouldn't expect you

to understand this,

But it's not that easy.

No, take your time.

I mean, no, we wouldn't

get it, you know?

Only, if it takes you

that long to figure out

You got about a 32% chance

Of catching that open-ended

straight you're waiting for,

And that you're getting

3-to-1 pot odds,

You're probably not much

of a banker, Al.

I'm all in.

Call.

Bye-bye, Al.

Now the game

gets interesting.

Burt.

Burt, wake up.

Get the case.

Call.

Raise.

You gonna look

at your cards?

Stop f***ing around.

Let's play like men,

not a couple of pussies,

All right?

What are you

talking about?

You either call

or you fold, Bobby.

You haven't even looked

at your cards yet.

I'm all in.

You serious?

Fold.

Playing for 250 grand.

You're gonna keep f***in'

stealing the blinds.

Moment of truth, Bobby.

Either step up and play

the game, or get out.

I thought you were

stronger than your father.

I thought you were willing

to take some risks.

But what I'm looking at

is a little boy

With his little pecker

in his hand talking big.

25 grand.

Make it 50.

I'm all in.

I'll call.

Tripple.

Flush beats trip kings

in any game, Bobby.

When it hits, it hits!

F*** me!

I told you we have fun,

here, Bobby!

F***.

Did we win?

You've got ten minutes

to get out, Robert.

I don't even know

who you are anymore.

Mom, what are you

talking about?

You just took it all,

Robert.

Gambled it away.

It was our only

safety net.

It was the only thing

we had.

I'm gonna pay that back.

Huh.

I'm trying to

take care of you, Mom.

Don't you dare

use me

As an excuse

for your gambling.

Get out.

Mom...

Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna

ask you again.

Get out.

What happened to you?

I'm f***ed.

I'm officially f***ed

for life.

So, let's celebrate.

Why are you here for real?

My mom kicked me out.

Come on, Kim,

I got nowhere else to go.

Please.

Okay.

You gotta promise me

something.

Yeah, anything.

Don't f*** me over.

Don't make me regret this.

You're not.

You're not gonna regret it.

I'll help you get back

on your feet.

I can even give you a little

money, but that's it.

Look, I can win it back,

I know I can.

I'll pay off my debts.

I'll... I'll take care of you.

I got a flush.

Yeah, f***!

I'm out.

What?

That ain't you.

You're only up,

like, 300 bucks!

That's 300 more

than I came with, Pino.

Bullshit.

You're just f***in' scared

After Chips mopped

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