Cold Turkey Page #2
Just asking.
I didn't get burned
in anything.
So uh... Professor Turner,
sir... you...
you ever actually been
to Iraq?
Well... the New York Times
always said...
I know what the New York
Times always said...
That you personally disbanded
the Iraqi army.
Get outta town,
that was you?
Hey, baby, didn't we see that
on the TV?
We made a lot of mistakes,
Hank,
but that was not one of 'em.
Put simply, there never was
an Iraqi army to disband.
No no no,
I know your argument,
I read your book.
The Kurds and the Shi'a would
never have stood
for a Sunni majority
in the army
and there were way too many
and anyway, the army
disbanded itself once...
Could we please
talk about something else?
No, let's talk about this.
Can't keep up, Linds?
Don't want to, Nin.
I mean, yeah, we can talk
about something else.
Uh... how's yoga?
Cuz you look great.
Thanks, you too.
Yoga's good. It's fine,
you know.
Had a couple of
big name clients recently
which is nice...
and some referrals, and...
Oh yeah? Who?
What?
Who are
the big name clients?
Oh, you know, just...
stupid Laguna people.
Tell me!
No.
Yeah, who?
Chris O'Donnell?
Who's that?
Seriously, you don't know who
Chris O'Donnell is?
change the subject,
I- I don't know anyone
though...
We don't have a TV, so...
That's weird, Hank just said
you did.
Hank, don't you and Nina have
a TV?
Don't answer that.
- Uh...
Anyone want more guac?
The problem with Abu Ghraib
was they weren't wearing
their goddamn uniforms.
Alright, now he's drunk.
Thank you for
a very nice meal,
may I please be excused?
No.
Poppy, tell us about the time
you met Eleanor Roosevelt.
Oh, that was wonderful.
I must have been
eight or nine
when she was giving a speech
in Ann Arbor.
Hank!
- Hmm.
Come look at our pillow fort,
come on!
Alright, I'm coming,
I'm coming.
Oh my goodness,
look at this thing.
You guys did this
all yourself?
It's beautiful,
I love this part.
Oh, ho ho! No!
I can't believe it!
It's destroyed!
Tell you what,
build it back up again...
Build it back up again,
we'll do it all over, alright?
Alright. I'll see you guys
in a minute.
Hey, ladies, how are
the dishes coming?
Good. Wanna help?
Ah, yeah, yeah,
in just a minute.
Playin' with the kids.
Feel free.
- Mm. Thank you!
Grab a chip,
on my way.
Alright!
Alright, boys! Uncle Hank
is back in the house!
Look out!
Do you have any idea
how slow you eat?
No.
It's because
you're an only child.
I'm not an only child.
How's the house
in Wyoming?
Uh oh.
Those tenants bail again?
No.
'Cause, one more time and
Poppy cuts you off, right?
What is your problem?
But the house in Arizona's
okay, right Nin?
Yeah, the yurt
in Arcosanti's fine.
It must5 be nice
having two houses.
A yurt is not a house,
Lindsay.
Yeah, it's like a tipi,
right?
That's right, Jacob.
That's right.
How was the drive?
How are the markets,
little bro?
Stock markets? Aren't you
always plain' the markets?
Um...
Yeah, I like to invest,
sometimes.
Hmm. How's law school?
It's fun. Well... it's
pretty hard, you know?
God, it is so crazy to me
that you decided to do
exactly the same thing
that Poppy did.
Same undergrad,
now law school.
Yeah, it is a little weird.
Probably not gonna go
for that post-post-doc
though, huh?
No, probably not.
And total bummer
about Oxford.
Yeah, total.
I was a Rhodes Scholar
finalist,
did you ever know that?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I didn't even tell them
about Poppy.
I changed my name
and everything.
That's not true.
And they flew me
out to Chicago
for this big fancy
cocktail party.
Also not true.
Don't be jealous, Lindsay.
Don't be lying, Nina.
Seriously, what happened,
bud? Huh?
Poppy said you just didn't
have the grades?
You told her that?
I never said that.
the son of such a genius.
Uh, yeah, there's good parts
and bad parts, I guess.
Yeah? What are
the bad parts?
Nina, please.
- Heyo!
Pacifico's my jam.
You didn't bring me one?
You wanted one?
I'm sorry, sweetie.
Oh, sh*t, hey Linsday,
did you want one too?
No, thanks.
Lindsay doesn't drink.
But thank you, Hank.
Not since high school.
Oh, Nina.
Yeah, she was a full-blown
drunk at 16.
That was kind of
embarrassing.
Nina, that's enough.
They would find her
when they went to get
their Wall Street Journal
in the morning.
They'd have to call Poppy
and wake him.
Yeah, at least I didn't date
a f***ing coke dealer
from Oakland.
Both of you, stop it.
Ali was not a coke dealer.
- Yes he was.
No he wasn't and at least I
didn't get knocked up...
Don't you dare!
Come on, come on stop.
Well...
Mr. Hank Presley...
I think I need a cigarette.
Shall we?
It is really good to see you,
TJ.
It's really good to see you,
too, Nina.
I taught him that.
So, how's the house down
in Wyoming, really honey?
Ship shape.
Because Lindsay's probably
right, I should probably stop...
Hmm?
- Everything is fine.
I'm so happy you're here.
Me too.
Okay, that's it.
Boo!
Sweetie, it's okay.
Heeeey! Nice work!
Thanks.
I thought you just did taiko,
Cypress.
No, guitar, too,
since he was four.
Oh, amazing!
You wanna play
"Michael Row your Boat?"
No!
- Hey.
Okay.
Here, give me the guitar.
Whatever for, little bro?
No, Cypress, you play.
No, it's Jacob's turn.
Jacob, I didn't know
you played guitar.
Uh... well not since I was
like 17, but, uh...
Crazy, why'd you quit?
Because Mom got upset
one time,
because Poppy liked when
And who told you that?
Thanks, Nina.
Okay, go ahead, Jacob.
You know what, I, uh...
- Play, play, play.
Play, play play!
Yay, Jacob!
Play play play!
Come on.
Okay okay okay.
Uh...
There's a dark and a
troubled side of life
sorry, oops.
I'm sorry, that's good.
Really, it's good. Keep
going.
Uh...
There's a dark and a
troubled side of life
There's a bright and a
sunny side too
Though we'd meet here with
darkness and strife
The sunny side we always
may view
Keep on the sunny side
always on the sunny side
Keep on that sunny side
of life
It'll help you every way
it'll help you every day
Keep on that sunny side
of life
Keep on that sunny side
of life
Yeah, so, South America's
totally hot right now.
Huge S&P numbers.
It's kind of a weird
situation.
Sorry, bud. Sounds rough.
Yeah.
What's kind of
a weird situation?
Uh... nothing.
Whatever. Come to bed.
Yeah, just a sec.
Come on, Jacob.
Gimme a minute.
Damn it! I said no, alright?
Leave me alone!
Be cool, tough guy.
F***.
Uh...
What happened to your butt,
Linds?
What do you mean?
It's gone.
Thanks.
No, I liked your butt.
How'd you sleep?
Like sh*t. Poppy's book room
is a wretched hive
of scum and villainy.
That's from Star Wars.
Downward dog.
Warrior 1.
Warrior 2.
Reverse.
And side angle.
That's a really beautiful
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