Cold Turkey Page #5
with Deborah
and baby princess.
Oh, God, this is so stupid.
Sit down.
Why do you hate me
so much?
Are you actually smoking
in the house?
I don't hate you.
I guess all we ever wanted
was for you to give a sh*t
bout us.
I do.
Yeah, maybe now,
when it doesn't matter.
Wait, how are you not in jail
this morning?
Call the cops,
see if I care.
Okay.
Wanna call the cops, Jacob?
Let's do it.
No.
Why not?
- I dunno.
But she assaulted
your mother.
I know.
Well, that's f***ed up.
- I know.
At least ask Poppy
why he cheated.
Will you stop shouting at me?
Well no, she's right, actually.
Go on, ask him.
You don't want to, huh?
Why's that?
Lindsay, please.
Did you cheat on Missy
or something?
I dunno, did you cheat on TJ
or something?
Stop, both of you, please.
I never cheated on Hank!
I'm not a cheater.
Can we talk about the money now?
No.
No, let Jacob talk to Poppy.
I don't wanna talk to Poppy.
Tough.
Okay...
Why'd you do that to Mom?
I don't know, Jacob.
Whatever, who cares?
Deborah's in her room, she's
gone, we're a family again.
Now, let's talk about
the money.
Oh, that's right.
That's nice Nina.
you came home so we could be
this cozy family, right?
Let's talk about the money!
I don't even care about
the money anymore.
So what? I do.
Honestly, Jacob...
I'm sorry.
Sucks, huh, little bro?
I know I've got problems,
I know I drink too much,
I know I'm selfish sometimes,
I...
I- I'm sorry.
Are ya?
But I've always...
tried...
I- I did the best I could.
That's not true.
Yes, it is.
I think it is kinda true.
I love you all very deeply.
And even when
I don't show it..
I try to show it.
I think you need to try
harder.
Wait, why aren't you calling
the cops this morning?
On my own daughter?
Guys, are we gonna talk about
the money or...
Oh my God!
This is so insane!
It is so insane
that you're actually gonna
get away with this!
What? Look, look, okay?
Look!
See? I'm not doing anything.
Alright? This is nothing.
That woman is weak!
Now, let's talk
about the money!
You're so crazy.
Oh, I'm sorry, my bad.
Did you wanna talk
about your mother
some more? Okay.
First Poppy cheated on her,
then he said h was sorry,
then you didn't do anything.
Now she's gone,
and we're done with that.
Can we please talk about
the money?
You know, I will never forget
the day you guys told me
you were getting separated.
I must have been about Levi's
age, so, what...
9? And Nina must have
been about 6?
And uh...
We were downstairs
watching TV...
which we used to do a lot of,
'cause Poppy
was never around.
And we were watching the Miss
Teen USA pageant.
And I'll never forget,
whoever the host was was like...
"And the winner is... "
and suddenly
Mom came in and...
told us we had to go upstairs,
and we wed like,
"No, no, no!"
And she was like,
"Upstairs, now. "
And so, we went upstairs and...
Mom was sitting
on one of those...
low, white...
wooden stools.
And so was Poppy.
And...
then they just...
said...
"We've been talking...
and we've decided Poppy's not
gonna live here anymore. "
Did she say why?
I think there'd been this...
massive fight, like two days
earlier, and...
Mom had caught Poppy with one
of his students again...
I dunno, who was that, Poppy?
I honestly don't remember.
That's nice of you.
Anyway, they tell us this...
you know, big... thing.
And me and Nina were like...
"Um... okay...
Can we go back downstairs
and watch
Miss Teen USA now?"
'Cause, you know, you had to
see it live, or whatever.
It was just so f***in' awful.
Do you remember that, Nina?
No.
Lindsay, what do you want
from me?
Well...
You apologized, so I guess
that's a start.
I feel like I've spent
the last 30 years apologizing.
I feel like you and I
have different definitions
of the word apologizing.
You could stand up to your
wife, for one thing.
That's not fair.
- Oh, none of it's fair.
Yeah, but it's not her fault.
She's just trying her best.
Jesus, you people and your
trying your best.
You tried your best in Iraq,
didn't you?
And how'd that work out
for you?
I don't think the Iraq
analogy
pertains to this situation here,
Nina.
You don't get to say that,
I do!
I'm the one that gets to be
the recipient
of all your shitty
failed trying!
So I can use whatever analogy
I want!
Now, who are you giving
the money to?
Wait.
- Who?
Nina.
- Who?
There isn't any money.
I don't have any money.
I went to Iraq.
Stanford fired me.
Then they black-balled me.
Then the market crashed.
I don't have any money
for any of you.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
How are we just hearing about
this now?
Because it's none of
your business.
Really?
I didn't expect to be asked
for $300,000
over Thanksgiving weekend,
Nina, darling.
Who's paying for this house,
then?
friend of mine 30 years ago.
What about that trip to
France you and Deborah took?
Her mother paid for that.
Oh it's- it's okay, Jacob.
I can make a few calls,
you won't get kicked out of
law school.
They already kicked me out of
law school.
They found out about
the money weeks ago.
I got expelled.
I'm totally f***ed.
I've been trying to tell you
all weekend.
I'm sorry.
What am I gonna tell TJ?
Well, this just got
pointless.
See you guys
at Poppy's funeral.
Nina, don't.
- Oh, God. Let her go.
No! Get off of me.
Get off of me!
Don't call.
W- Nina, hold on!
Just let her go,
she's f***ing crazy!
Nina.
Nina, wait!
Whatcha doin', little bro?
I'm saving our family.
- Oh, really?
I think you should be more
worried about the whole
$228,000 in debt thing,
right about now.
No, I'm saving our family.
Jesus, have you been
practicing that
in front of the mirror?
No... yes.
Aw, Jacob...
Never lose your confidence,
little buddy.
Never lose
that insane confidence
your insane mother gave you
with her insane love.
It'll really serve you well.
Stop shitting on my mom,
okay?
That's the first thing.
Okay, you don't get to do that,
She's not your mom.
She's my mom.
Oh believe me,
I'm well aware of that.
And second thing is...
you need to be nicer.
Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
Well you need to call me more
often, you little sh*t.
You need to say thank you when
I send you presents
You need to take the hint
when I invite you to Arizona
like 3 times
in one phone conversation,
and not say, "Er, um,
I've got this thing,
I'm really busy. "
But instead say,
"Yes, I love you.
I'll be there tomorrow,
I just bought my plane ticket. "
You need to try harder!
I call you every Christmas.
Oh congratu-f***ing-lations,
just like the rest of you c*nts.
You do just enough
so that I look crazy
and so the rest of you
look sane,
and so you get to say,
There goes La Nia,
We tried, ya know?
We always try,
but I guess nothing
ever works out
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