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they'll say the same thing.

I'll see what I can do.

Good night.

- Wait a minute.

You'll see what you can do, right?

Be careful. He isn't a good man.

I would've dropped you but if I do so,

I may not get a promotion.

My car won't stop, by the way.

Bye.

Take care.

- Same reason.

First two buttons of her shirt was open.

She got it, I didn't.

See what you can do.

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You could've bought

some pointed gourds.

I didn't buy them intentionally.

Green vegetables can be harmful.

Take them.

^"This darkness won't stay forever."

^"It doesn't matter how bland

life may seem today."

^"The night will be over.

Before you realize, it'll be a new day."

^"This darkness won't stay forever."

^"This darkness won't stay forever."

^"It doesn't matter

how bland life may seem today."

^"The night will be over.

Before you realize, it'll be a new day."

^"This darkness won't stay forever."

^"I know one day everyone

has to reach the destination."

^"The mice will get the cheese."

^"I know one day

everyone has to reach the destination."

^"The mice will get the cheese."

^"The caged birds will fly away.

We won't give up till then."

^"This darkness won't stay forever."

Let's go out this weekend.

Yes, let's go. I don't like anything.

I need change.

It won't be a political change,

it would be a mental change.

Once we return,

we'll chase success again.

Don't chase success.

Just do your work.

Success will chase you, finally.

When someone becomes famous,

his simple statements become quotes.

Let's go out.

I can't deal with this anymore.

Who has said that?

What will you have for dinner?

^Give me some.

^Do you want to smoke? - No.

I'll just look at it and then throw away.

^Here you go.

^I'm going on a vacation

after a long time.

^A young boy was on his

way back from office

^and he utilized all his leaves

from his working life and retired.

^So, he went to check if he had

received pension. New short story.

^I see.

So many times, I wanted to touch you

but stopped myself.

Only God knows it.

^Is that your line?

^Nirmalendu Goon.

Sneha gave me the book.

^Sneha gave you Nirmalendu Goon's book.

^You can make her your priority sometimes.

^I don't remember

when I last slept peacefully.

^And love..

^Wow! Whose poem is that?

^Why should you care?

You've been baiting all day.

^You have 10,000-12,000 followers

on Facebook, including female fans.

^You're doing great.

^Listen to me.

^Yusuf Pathan was auctioned

for Rs. 15 million

^yet he spends half the season

in the reserve.

^You won't understand.

^I think you should quit your job.

^I can't. I just can't.

^Tomorrow, we'll be back

to square one, right?

^My album will be released.

Mark my words.

^I want to know

^if you'll have to let the

fuel station owner sing in the album.

^No!

^I don't know.

Actually, her father's fuel station

has made me weak.

Probably, this is called

main point, weak point.

^I don't believe

in taking right decisions.

^I take decisions and then

make them right. - Make them right.

^Who said that?

- Wait a minute.

^I see. Ratan Tata!

^He couldn't build the factory.

^Politics is good,

but not when you're drunk.

^It sounds very romantic.

^What is that?

^Who is he?

- Who is he?

^Drive.

^Roll down.

^Where are you going?

^I don't know.

^Who are you?

^Christopher Columbus.

^Do you know me?

^He is Columbus!

Ismail, give us another beer.

Soon, he'll show us his tattoo

and say, he is Popeye, the Sailor man.

If you're drinking beer,

please share one with me.

Will you have beer?

You aren't surprised when policemen

and politicians want bribe.

But you're surprised that I,

Columbus, want a beer?

What's wrong with you?

My head..

What's wrong with him? Lift him.

What's wrong?

- Nothing is wrong.

Let's go towards Kolkata.

We'll drop him at a hospital.

What nonsense is this?

Where do we take him?

Put him in the backseat.

We won't take him home.

- Exactly. - We'll drop him at a hospital.

Get in, Mr. Columbus!

Please get in.

- Be careful.

We'll drop him at a hospital.

We won't take him home.

Get in, mister.

Come on.

Get in.

Let's go, Ismail.

Columbus, indeed!

Let's go.

What is your problem?

Is it about me or my discovery?

What do you want to know?

When I think about my children,

I recall Diego and Fernando.

And if you ask about my wives

and my poetry from childhood

I won't be able to recall anything.

But think about it.

Wikipedia says that Columbus died

on May 20, 1506.

1506!

- Yes.

Would you have believed this

had you been in our place?

The fact is about a person

who is travelling with you in this car

and yet you don't believe him!

No, but 1506..

Does that tell you

about each night in my life?

Does that tell you how many times

I've lost my way due to a cyclone?

Do they know anything about my

competition with Bartolomeu Dias?

Does the world know about it?

I explored a lot.

But that says.. - It just gives you

a list of what I've found.

1506. Do you get that?

It has been more than 500 years.

Isn't that too much?

Subhash Chandra Bose may return.

But you don't like it

when Columbus returns.

That's true.

Subhash Chandra Bose..

A slim possibility..

- This isn't possible.

Do you think so?

What will make it possible?

My first voyage in 1492?

My second voyage in 1493?

Or should I tell you about 1498?

Which of my discoveries

will make you believe me?

San Salvador Island?

North coast of Cuba?

Dominican Republic?

Singur? Nandigram?

Singur, Nandigram..

- You discovered these places?

No, I couldn't become

such a great explorer.

My list includes Montserrat

Antigua, Redonda, Nevis..

I said those names

because I heard about them.

Memorizing the Wikipedia

is a status symbol these days. I know.

I don't need to memorize Wikipedia.

They try to memorize me.

They don't know the joy

of finding new routes.

Since they don't understand,

they can't explain it either.

The man who is writing an article

on Sunny Leone's boyfriend

will never be able to feel what

Sunny Leone's boyfriend does, right?

He won't.

Why did you come to Kolkata after so long?

Do you have a Green Card?

No! I don't believe in limitations

of place and time.

I have a letter of permission

from the King of Spain. I can show that.

No need!

- It's okay.

How did you learn Bengali?

I have a deep connection with Bengali.

You won't know that.

My mother has a distant connection

with this city.

Your mother.. - I told you.

You won't find that in Wikipedia.

Okay, fine.

How will you go back? On a flight?

On my ship.

I left my ship at the dock

and came out for a walk.

I can't find my way back.

This compass isn't working either.

I can't find any direction correctly.

People in Kolkata are really ill-mannered.

Why?

A man showed me a public toilet

and said Uttam Kumar was shooting.

Should I explore success for them?

Should I find new routes for them?

Never!

Why do Bengalis use so much sugar?

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