Colossal Page #5

protecting a city of Seoul.

As it's to be expected, social media

websites are talking about nothing else.

This is today's most watched viral video.

In other news, the monster and

robot has develop a large followers.

People are flocking to Seoul

from all over the world...

[TV VOICE]

Same way tonight, right?

It's really uh..

It's really well done, actually, you know.

More time I watch it, the funnier it gets.

Hey, Oscar, why don't you give it a rest?

Was it problem?

I can't think it's funny?

You don't think I know

to laugh for myself?

No, no, no..

I just, you know..

You seen it thousand times,

I think you might be

exaggerating a little, right?

Excuse me, no, no, hold on.

I am not the one who watch it

thousand times, everyone else has.

You know, I mean look at this things, there's

not many people in the world, look..

Ok, ok, you're right,

you're right, never mind.

- Projections screen is down.

- What?

Screen, still down, you leave it

like that overnight it'll warped.

You ask me to close it?

I am asking you to do yourjob.

Well, umm..

- I got it.

- No.

Hey Garth!

Don't touch itu.

- Come on man.

- It's herjob.

Go on.

Garth! Stay out of this, ok?

If fact,

why don't you just go back in the bathroom?

I know, hey,

you don't have to flush the toilet.

We all know you're not

taking a sh*t in there.

- What?

- Buddy..

You can store it wherever

you want in my bar.

I.. staying be nice, if you trust in us

little more, that's all, we're friends.

Which is why we turn our head

for years pretending like,

you know, we don't know what

you're doing in the bathroom.

What.. are you crazy?

You know that I have a digestive issues.

You gotta wipe yourself properly.

Something wrong with your nose?

You know that I haven't

snorting anything in years.

I know, I know, I know that,

yeah, everybody knows.

- Very proud of you.

- What's with the tone?

What's the problem, Garth?

Taking a sh*t make you this nervous?

Sit down, drink your beer.

It's okay.

Gloria, sure you don't wanna beer?

No, I am good Oscar, thanks.

Why? Cause you're keep an eye on me, right?

Well don't.

Sound like people keep tabs on me.

I am not keeping tabs on you.

Then have a beer.

I haven't had a beer since sunday

or anything to drink, really.

Why?

Cause I don't wanna do anything stupid.

- Stupid?

- Yeah.

The way.. Stupid, yeah, stupid,

you mean like the rest of us, yeah?

No, Oscar, not like you,

like me, like stupid,

like when I got drunk and fell and

kill hundreds of people, like that.

And when that happen do we,

do we start

checking up on you,

like you're a little girl?

Are we judge you?

No, of course not, that's not who we are.

Hell, Garth here's been doing coke in secret

for the last 5 years, none judge him, right?

F*** you!

You can go to hell. I am leaving.

Ok, see you buddy.

You're lucky that the

rest of us don't have..

I thought you were leaving!

Lucky that the rest of us..

You lucky I don't call the cops on you,

you junkie!

Come on, Gloria, have a beer.

I tell you what..

If you drink that beer,

I wouldn't take walk to the park later.

What? Are you kidding?

Drink it.

Please know that I am the only being to push

you because deep down I know you want it.

Ok.

Cheers.

Oscar, Oscar listen..

- Alright, turn off everything, lock..

- Oscar.

Oscar, Oscar, listen to me, you are drunk.

Hey, you're drunk, there's real

people and this is not a good idea.

Hey, don't worry,

I am not gonna kill anyone.

Oscar!

I know you think everythink

revolves around you, but it doesnt!

- Not anymore!

- Oscar.

My life isjust as amazing as yours now,

for once!

And if you don't like it, f*** you!

Oh Good, you made it.

I was concern,

I didn't think you'd be here on time.

Nailed it.

Boy, you're pretty winded.

It's okay, I can wait.

Catch your breath.

Will you slap me again?

Come on. Well, you like hold on,

you hit me alot harder yesterday.

Let's give them a good show.

Yeah, I don't know..

Not the same, it must been a surprise..

- Oscar, stop it.

- No punching.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Oscar, Oscar, let me go.

- No..

- You're hurting, ow!

- You..

- Alright..

Not a direct hit,

but left a majority down there.

Get out!

Get out!

F*** you!

[A ALRM B ALRING]

Stop!

It's over!

Hey, hey, hey, it's over, so just stop it!

Ok, please?

It's over, stop, please!

God damn it! Sh*t!

I think you broke the skin!

Look at this, look what you did to me.

Here!

There your keys,

I am not going back to your shitty bar!

- Yeah you are.

- Oh yeah.

Yeah.

You're gonna keep working at the bar.

Or I am come back here tomorrow

and destroy an entire neighborhood.

And I'll come back and

I'll kick your f***ing ass!

No you won't.

I am so done being a Mr. Nice guy.

See you at work?

I'll see you at work. Come on, let's go.

[BELL RINGING]

- Hi.

- Hi.

Are you alone?

Sorry, I just.. I wanted to say I am sorry.

For everything that has been happening.

Now, I.. I was with Oscar all

morning and he's sorry too.

He is so sorry, he told me to

come over here and give you this.

What is all this?

Well, it's for you, for your house.

There's, you know,

couple of rugs and some chairs.

And then uh, there's some side tables

in the back, I can unload it all myself.

Gloria?!

Gloria, where you're going?

- Gloria..

- What the hell are you doing?

Come on. Come inside.

You want some coffee or some drink?

What's with the furniture in the truck,

Oscar?

I thought I told you about that,

that's from my uncle's house.

They aren't using it so you

can do whatever you want.

I don't want it.

I am totally ashamed.

Yeah well you should be.

Did I hurt you?

I mean do you have any..

Catch or bruise or anything?

No, not really, no.

But you sure you're okay?

Like, we didn't kill anybody this morning,

ok, that's all that matters right?

I feel so shame. That I hurt you,

I just had such a shitty day..

I can't bear it.. to you, I think about..

I am so sorry, I..

I am sorry.

Please, can we be friends again?

Listen buddy,

you gotta promise me something, ok?

No more staying after hours at the bar, ok?

You close, and you go home, right?

- No more late night drinking.

- Ok.

- You promise?

- I promise yeah.

I am no strange to the f***ing up and drug.

It's okay, we're good.

Thank you.

Jesus christ!

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

Hey, it's..

What?!

Hey, come on in.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

Do you want a drink?

Well, drink.. but..

No, thanks.

Yeah, you know it's..

Been emailing you a bit

and calling you,

and didn't hear anything, so..

A little bit worried.

So when your meeting?

Tomorrow morning.

Have you ever been up here before?

Actually no, no, first time.

We have not had client up.

It's pretty big coincidence you're here.

I think at least, speaking of,

it's pretty big coincidences.

- Yeah, but why you just say it like that?

- Like what?

Like, coincidences.

You know, no, forget about it, never mind.

- No, no, how about dealing with..

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