Conor McGregor: Notorious Page #2

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the Don Juan, the number one.

You have said that your goal is to

get into the bigger organization.

- Do you think the call is...

- Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.

[man] Hello, Sweden.

In mixed martial arts, a Dubliner is getting

ready to take on the best in the world.

[reporter] A two-weight champion

in the Cage Warriors Championship,

he's now been signed up to the elite

Ultimate Fighting Championship.

[Conor] All over the world, I

feel like I can pack out shows.

I feel like I have that va-va-voom,

as they say in France. [laughs]

I think the easiest way to explain,

he's been playing for the local teams,

and now he's been signed by Liverpool.

[Conor] I see meself as the champ already.

[host] You're the

featherweight champion already?

Of course. I seen meself

as the champ from day one.

We're broke as motherfuckers over here,

and I haven't got a pot to piss in.

So I'm looking to get paid.

I'm gonna go straight for him.

Hands in the air, open palm,

Chuck Norris style, eh?

[announcer] Marcus is hurt.

Looking to finish it here.

This is why everyone's been

talking about Conor McGregor!

And it's all over! Wow!

- [crowd cheering] -

Ultra-impressive UFC debut!

This kid's the real deal.

- [laughs] What's up, man?

- Welcome to the UFC, man.

Yeah, thank you very much.

- There's been a lot of hype. I guess the hype is real.

- Yeah.

[applause]

I didn't have money before

this, and now here I am,

with 60 G's bonus and then my own pay.

I don't know what the f***'s

going on, to be honest, right?

- [media members laughing]

- Just last week, I was collecting the social welfare.

Now I suppose I'm just gonna

tell them to f*** off. [laughing]

I'm just thinking of what

I'm gonna spend it on.

What's up? There's the guy with the

Daily Mail. Let him in there.

- A hundred percent. What's up?

- That was impressive.

Thank you so much.

My man, my man.

I always felt like I was

getting spotted, yeah?

What kind of prick would you be?

No, no, I don't want to.

- Thank you so much. Good luck, Conor.

- Thank you.

It's not as if I'm like bloody Justin Bieber

and there's a thousand people outside waiting.

It's not heavy like that.

Living the dream. Yeah. Crazy.

[laughing]

This isn't the safest area

to have a big camera and a load of cash.

You'd want to be armed to come at me.

Something semiautomatic.

Two hours to get up to the back-arse

of nowhere on a freezing-cold site.

Anytime anything was needed,

who has to go and get it?

Little old Conor here.

I used to drive that.

If you're motivated by money and fame,

you're motivated by the

wrong things, and I agree.

F*** fame. I'm in this game to get paid.

When I retire, I want to be fat and

lazy and don't have to answer to no one.

Six holidays a year and a

car for every day of the week.

- McGregor.

- All right, boys.

- [shouts, indistinct]

- What's up? How are you?

Best of luck in the next boxing.

- Thank you so much, man. Thank you.

- Have a good one.

Thank you.

See what I'm saying

about following me around?

Spontaneous.

Ever hear that thing where people say,

"Spend your money on experience

rather than material things."

Well, f*** that. [laughs]

This to me is an experience.

And it's also material.

So I'm killin' two birds with one

stone there, you know what I mean?

[Conor] Just has to be prepared.

Oh. [laughs]

Oh. [laughing]

- It's mine?

- [Conor] Yeah.

I'm in shock.

From Peugeot to this. It's not bad.

Oh, my God. This is something else.

- You've worked hard.

- Yeah.

[laughs]

[man] Let us go to the Skype machine

and welcome in our good

pal, Mr. Hollywood.

Look at this guy. All of a sudden.

What a difference a few months makes.

[laughing]

- [man laughs]

- Don't hate, Ariel, yeah? Don't be hating.

I sense an aura. I sense an

aura. It's oozing out of you.

Yeah. Did you not sense

that the first time though?

[laughing]

You're only 1-0 in the UFC,

but it feels like you're 10-0 by the

attention and by the buzz surrounding you.

I always felt like the champ. I

always felt like this was going on.

This was all going on in my head.

Now it's just happening in real life.

I'm borderline insane,

Ariel, yeah? [laughing]

And that's what makes me so damn dangerous.

[Ariel] I know you watched 163. What'd

you think of Aldo's performance?

Are you ready for this, man?

Ariel, come on. There is no

opponent, you know what I mean?

This is my division. This is my time.

If they give me that

title shot, I'll go for it.

I come to fight. I come

to perform. I'm ready.

[ring announcer] It's... time!

- [announcer 1] That's it.

- [announcer 2] It is all over!

[announcer 1] We said he would make

it look easy. He made it look easy.

[announcer 3] Tonight was a

breakout night for this kid.

He proved that he is

legit and he belongs here.

Holy sh*t.

Now this is a f***in' room.

[Conor] You know what's next.

That world title is next.

Tell Jos I'm comin'.

That's some suit, isn't it?

Once you got your autograph,

please get out of the way.

- Thank you.

- That's it. I've got to get him there now.

[announcer] You will be fighting

Jos next, for the title.

I'm gonna hand him my spit bucket, tell

him to go back and spit-shine that belt.

[Conor] He's supposedly

one of the pound-for-pounds.

He's been on a tear. He's

the featherweight king.

Only one king around here, paddy.

He's 50-50 on the feet.

And I swear on me life, I watched his

last fight and tried me best to be humble.

I said, "Please, give him a round.

Give him two rounds even."

I can't do it. He's gonna get

knocked out in one as well.

[popping sound, shouts]

[Conor] We are in the

Mac Mansion in Las Vegas,

and the people that are here with me are the

people that have been with me from the beginning.

[reporter] Presently, Vegas is home to high

roller Conor McGregor and his entire team.

High roller! [cackling]

I'm gonna wipe out everyone in this

division. I said that, and I will do it.

[reporter] Regardless of McGregor's

claims, Jos Aldo is, as of now,

the best pound-for-pound

fighter on the planet.

[man] If Conor goes in and does exactly

what he says he's gonna do to Jos Aldo,

it will be tough to not call him the

pound-for-pound best in the world.

[dramatic music plays]

[laughing]

That is f***in' quality, that is there.

- [Conor] Goin' up.

- [Dee mutters]

[laughing]

[laughing]

I love this elevator here.

[mutters]

[Conor] This is the bathroom.

This is Dee's walk-in wardrobe.

The sauna.

- Oh.

- Right there.

His-and-her

sinks.

Full bathroom.

My walk-in wardrobe.

- [laughing]

- [laughing]

- F***in' hell.

- Uh, so...

- It's like f***in' Floyd Mayweather or some sh*t.

- Yes.

See that MGM every day.

Some place, isn't it?

It's unreal.

[Conor] We went to the

gym. Start rolling around.

We started on the feet.

He comes up on his elbow,

tries to jump in the air and

tries to do that scissor sweep.

- [man] Oh.

- From f***in'... From here.

[grunts]

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