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You know what?

I don't want to talk about this.

Thanks for dinner.

Oh!

You okay?

Um... yeah.

It's... just cramps.

You sure?

I'm gonna lie down.

Do you need anything?

I'll be fine.

F***.

Sh*t! Oh!

Oh, sh*t!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Are you making breakfast?

Oh!

What happened?

Oh, I burned my hand

on that damn coffeepot.

Are you cooking something?

No. Why?

No reason.

I'm fine, if you were wondering.

Sh*t.

Sorry.

Let me help you.

Thanks.

When are you going in?

I'm gonna leave here in a minute.

You can keep it.

I have more at work.

You slept in this morning.

You feeling okay?

Don't even start with that.

It's my job.

Not looking very well.

Thanks, Mom.

How are you feeling?

F***ing awful.

I've never had a hangover

that lasts more than a day.

That's good.

It means the alcohol is

cleansing you of your stress.

Hey, hold on.

Never mind. It can wait.

Ignoring her calls, huh?

Big one?

Shut up.

So did you get my text messages?

F***, I forgot to check them.

What's going on?

I've had the worst f***ing morning.

I woke up to the f***ing cops

at my house this morning.

What? Are you serious?

Yeah.

Well, what for?

They're looking for some guy

who was at my house

a couple nights ago.

No way. Who?

I don't know.

Some guy named Brent Jaffe.

Well, did they say why?

No, and they were being

really weird about it.

They wouldn't say much about it, just that

if I talked to anyone that knew anything

to give them a call.

So... do you know anything?

No, I don't.

That's crazy.

Hope it's nothing serious.

Well, it was serious enough

for the cops to

f***ing wake me up.

No more randoms at my house.

I don't care how hot they are.

Did they show you a

picture or anything?

Yeah, but I didn't recognize him.

I was so f***ed up that night.

Well, is anything missing

from your place?

Mo.

I'm, like, going through

everything right now, but...

I don't think so.

Well, listen, I got to go into work, but

I'll call you as soon as I'm out, okay?

Okay.

Bye, love.

Sam, you've got someone

in your section.

Okay. Thanks.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm good.

Hey, Riley.

Hey.

Back again, huh?

Yup.

I know what I like.

Listen, about the other

night at Alice's.

I was not trying to...

No explanation needed.

And I'm sorry about

what Alice said.

Oh, no, don't be.

It was funny.

So you want the usual?

Yeah.

I...

Hey, can you switch

sections with me?

Yeah. Sure.

Hey.

How you guys doing?

Fine. How are you?

Good.

Oh, I'm fine, thanks.

What can I get you to drink?

I'll have a glass of

chardonnay, please.

I'm sorry.

What was that?

Glass of...

Chardonnay, please.

A-and for you, ma'am?

I'll have...

I'm gonna get you some water

and I'll be right back

with those drinks.

Hey, can you cover my table?

Where are you going?

I'll be just a minute.

Stop it!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Samantha?

Are you all right?

Yeah, I'll be out in a second.

Okay.

Oh, no.

Oh!

Oh!

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

Just really bad cramps.

Do you need a tampon?

I'm gonna go take

care of this table.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Are you ready to order?

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Are you okay?

Ow.

Samantha?

Hello, Samantha.

How are you?

I'm okay.

How are you?

Fine.

Fine.

What seems to be the problem?

Well, I'm feeling kind of funny.

What kind of funny?

Well, this morning, I woke up,

and my stomach was killing me,

and then I went to the bathroom,

and there was blood...

there was a lot of blood.

Did you start your period?

I think so.

But something's wrong.

It's acting up.

Let's take a look.

Deep breath.

Again.

One more time.

Good.

Do you have a history

of heart problems?

Or anybody in your family?

No. Why?

Your heart rate

is unusually slow.

Hmm.

Hold still for me.

Hold still.

Okay, open wide for me.

Say, "Ah."

Ah.

Thank you.

So what is it?

Well, your ear canals appear

to be getting infected.

That could be a head

cold getting worse.

Now, the illness may be

lowering your immune system,

which may be lowering

your heart rate.

But that would not explain

the vaginal bleeding.

Shall we take a look?

W-w...

What if I told you there

was something else?

I-I have a rash... down there.

Lie back for me.

Samantha.

Samantha, are you sexually active?

Why?

I think you know why.

I'm a lesbian.

Have you ever been sexually

active with a man?

I will take that as a yes.

It-it was one time, last night...

two nights ago.

Samantha, if you're not

being truthful with me, I...

I swear.

It was the other night.

That's it.

I haven't been with a guy

in eight months until then.

Are you using protection?

I don't-I don't remember

if we did the other night.

Well, you definitely

have a severe rash.

Lot of dead skin, chafing.

Is there any discomfort?

God, yes.

You should apply some

moisturizing lotion

when you get home tonight.

What about the bleeding?

Unless it's some sort of

internal bleeding or...

an unknown pregnancy...

I told you, I...

The other night, that's it.

As far as I can tell you have

a head cold and 'a rash.

Sam.

I totally forgot

you were visiting.

Can I come in?

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

You know George is gonna be

pissed at you for missing again.

It was dead.

He cut me early.

Oh.

Good of you to stop by, then.

Yeah.

So how was work last night?

Oh, it was f***ing awful.

There was this guy there that

was hitting on me all night.

Actually, he reminded

me of that fellow

that always comes in to see you.

Riley.

Yeah, that's him.

I just don't understand it.

It's like they know

they can't have us,

so they try even harder.

Finally I just told him, I said,

"I'm not gonna touch your cock."

Then he ran up a $200 tab

trying to impress me.

It was pathetic.

Are you not feeling well?

I'm okay.

I don't mean to be a twat,

but you look like sh*t.

Yeah...

I think that hangover

is sticking with me.

Right.

Anyway, I've got your post.

Oh, anything from the committee?

I've been waiting to hear back.

I don't know.

So I got us something.

Did you?

Today's ten months.

Oh. Right.

I didn't know we were

exchanging gifts.

It's kind of an odd

anniversary, right?

Well, I...

I just figured with everything

that's been going on,

it'd be nice.

Yeah.

Right.

The place looks nice.

Happy to see you kept my stuff.

Stop it.

What?

What?

I miss you.

I miss us.

Don't you?

Yeah.

I guess.

Then let it happen.

You know, this is...

It's all just a wee bit

too fast for me.

Well, if you don't let things happen,

nothing's gonna get resolved.

You know, it's good to have space.

Fine.

I'm gonna go meet

Alice for dinner.

Oh. Dinner.

Stop it.

She wants to f*** you, you know.

Oh, my gosh.

What?

Like you're surprised?

You knew about this?

Well, isn't it obvious?

When did this come?

Oh, that.

Is that important?

Hey.

Sorry I was late.

Is it slow?

Dude, what the hell?

What?

Your f***ing eye.

My eye?

What about it?

Go to the f***ing bathroom.

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