Cool Dog Page #5

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[pleasant music]

[groaning]

He won a medal

for that too. The end.

Now that was

an A-plus presentation.

Good job, Mr. Warner.

(girl)

He's so cute.

(girl 2)

I wanna pet him.

Thanks, boy.

I'll see you

after school.

He's a German

Shepherd dog,

a very dangerous,

unruly animal

I fear

for the neighborhood.

Don't worry.

I'll get him.

Know why?.

Check it out.

The latest

tracking devices.

Pinpoint GPS services.

Satellite imagery.

Heat signature detection.

And the latest,

audio sensing equipment.

Hell. With this,

I can hear an elephant

fart in Africa.

[fart and elephant calling]

It's why they call me

Big-Game Gostavo.

[whimpers]

What, what you

gonna do with him

when you catch him?.

Let's just say

[suspense music]

it won't be PG Thirteen.

[startled]

Ah, Chihuahua.

[laughing viciously]

[ominous music]

[vicious laughter

continues, echoing]

[groaning]

[mechanical noises]

[electronic swooshing sound]

Where are you,

you mangy mutt?.

[meow]

[suspense music]

[growling]

[deep growl]

What do you think

you're doing?

[roars]

It was the dog.

The dog did this!

Ah!

(big cook)

Next time watch

where you're going.

[groaning]

[electronic sounds

and cow mooing]

[bird squawking

and cow mooing]

[birds chirping]

Where the heck--

[groaning]

[shouting]

You varmint!

[guys laughing]

[sobbing]

I 'm gonna get you,

you dirty animal.

[barking and groaning]

Come here, you varmint!

Oh, I'll get you.

Come here, you

hairy beast!

Get ready

for the shock

ofyour life.

[laughing viciously]

[growling and barking]

[buzzing]

Ah!

Oh!

[coughing]

[flies buzzing]

[coughing]

But we paid you,

Gostavo. You promised

to take care 'a him.

Yeah, whatever

happened to that

not PG Thirteen?.

Are you not

listening to me?.

(Gostavo)

This is the first time ever

I couldn't catch a dog.

Oh!

Reuben, if we don't

take care 'a this dog

it's gonna be the end

of the business.

It sounded like he was

inside a dumpster

or somethin'.

[sniffs]

Ugh.

Say hello

to my meaty friend.

[laughs viciously]

[chewing loudly]

Hey, guys. No. Hey!

No, no--

Don't shut it. Wait.

(Gostavo)

I'm in here! Help!

[engine sound]

Please. Somebody!

Ow. I'm a dog

catcher in here.

[laughing]

[Rainy groaning]

How was your day?.

[barking]

What is it, boy?.

[engine starts]

Hey. It's Mr. Ledger.

Let's go see what he's

up to. Come on.

[suspense music]

M r. Reuben!

M r. Reuben, wait!

[eerie music]

(Reuben)

Yeah, we got it all.

We have, uh, uh, birds,

bats, marsupials.

[various animal noises]

(Reuben)

I got your

bird right here.

Uh-huh. What?

What?. Well, you're gonna

have to talk to M uriel

about the price.

I, l, I don't

know anything

about that.

What's that

all about?.

[various animal noises]

[groaning]

Oh my gosh.

They're selling

these poor animals.

Rainy we need

to call the police.

Or at least tell Dad.

You ain't

gonna tell nobody,

you nosy little kid.

Mrs. Ledger,

this is against the law.

Only if the law

catches me.

And I'm gonna

make sure it don't.

What are you doing?.

[Rainy, barking]

Oh, no.

(Muriel)

Gotcha.

[whimpering]

You're hurting him!

You didn't think

I could lasso, did you?

I 'm gonna sell you

to the highest bidder.

I'm gonna get

a good price

for ya, too.

Let him go!

Oh, I will.

Right after I take care

'a you, you little brat.

[barking]

[bleating]

Don't you make me

run after you.

[barking]

(Muriel)

Oh, stop opening

these cages.

These animals are worth

thousands of dollars.

Oh!

[neighing]

I 'm gonna find ya.

There's no way out.

[thump]

Oh!

[crash]

[suspense music]

(Muriel)

Jimmy!

[barking]

I've got a nice piece

'a candy for ya.

(both)

Ugh!

(Muriel)

Reuben!

I'm gonna find this kid.

I am gonna get you, kid.

Reuben!

[barking]

(Muriel)

I hear him, Reuben.

He's over here.

Just follow

the sound of my sweet

voice and you'll be there.

I got him. I got him.

I got him. I got him.

[growling]

[barking]

[growling]

[growling]

[laughing viciously]

There you are, mutt.

[Jimmy, growling]

[laughing]

Time to take a nap,

pup. Ready, aim--

No!

Shut up, kid!

Ah!

[groaning]

[both growling]

[shot]

No!

Oh. Sleepy.

Run Rainy,

get help!

[groaning]

Reuben, get that dog!

[snoring]

[lullaby music]

Reuben! Reuben,

come on, come on.

Come on.

Get up.

You gotta

get that dog.

(Reuben)

Dog. Yeah.

[groaning]

[moaning in pain]

[various animal noises]

Hi, hi, Mr. Goat.

I gotcha.

Let me go!

Ow, let me go.

Stop it, stop it.

You're hurting me

I got him, Muriel!

(Amy)

Rainy?.

[Rainy barking]

What's the matter?.

[barking]

Where's Jimmy?.

Something's wrong.

I need to find help.

(Seagal)

What you gonna do

with the kid?

I'll send him

to Mexico for

a couple 'a years.

By the time he

gets back he won't

remember anything.

I have a very

good memory.

You zip it.

You were warned

to stay away and you still

nosed your way in here.

I'm not scared.

[mocking]

I'm not scared.

(Reuben)

You know, Muriel.

He's not such a bad kid.

Maybe he could

keep a secret.

Oh.

What are you, stupid?.

Who's callin'

who stupid?.

I'm callin'

you stupid.

Yeah, well,

you're a dummy.

S-T-O-O-P-l-D.

Will you two knock it off?

In case you haven't noticed,

we're about to lose our very

profitable business

because of a kid

and a dog.

I think we should go

with your idea.

Yeah?.

How are you gonna

get him to Mexico?.

I got a friend

in the shipping business.

He goes down there

quite often. Reuben.

Reuben, give

me the phone!

Oh. Here.

[dialing]

Somebody oughtta

congestigate to you

how important

and serious

the situation is.

'Cause I don't appreciate

the way you been

goofin' around.

G-O-O-F, hoovin'.

[groaning]

Officers. Officers.

Hi there.

What's wrong?.

I'm Amy.

This is Rainy,

my friend Jimmy's dog.

He's never

without him.

Well, maybe

the dog got out.

No, you don't understand.

See, Jimmy has this

really mean landlord,

who hates Rainy.

Jimmy, too.

[sighs]

Please. I know

something's wrong.

[barking]

Okay. Let's

take Rainy back. You

know where he lives?.

I'll show you.

[suspense music]

(Amy)

Rainy, go find Jimmy.

[groaning]

Captain Nelson

is in town.

And he's

leavin' for Mexico

this afternoon.

(Reuben)

But that means

you're gonna

send him away?

From his family?.

Well, yeah, from his family,

you dunce. That's

the whole point.

And when I'm done

with you

I'm goin'

after your nosy dog.

Please. He'll be quiet.

Rainy's a good boy.

He won't say a thing

to anybody.

Oh, I'm gonna make sure

'a that. Let's go.

[suspense music]

Reuben, put him

in the van. Oh!

Not for nothin',

but I'm startin'

to think

I should send

all three of these

mutts to Mexico.

(Jimmy)

Let me go!

Who has

the keys?. Oh.

[Rainy barking]

Is this where

the dog lives?.

Yeah, and that's where

Jimmy was hiding Rainy.

I bet he's in there.

Check out

the door.

Whoa. It's locked.

He's trying to tell us

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