Cool World

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

[WOMAN]

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

* PLAY WITH ME *

[SHOUTING AND APPLAUSE]

JOHNNY!

* BOM BA BA BOM BOM *

[LAUGHS]

MOM, I'M HOME 5 SECONDS,

YOU'RE ALREADY COOKING.

COME HERE.

I GOT SOMETHIN'

TO SHOW YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I HAVEN'T FINISHED

COOKING YOUR DINNER.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

COME ON.

SHUT YOUR EYES.

GOOD.

SHUT 'EM.

YOU READY?

MM-HMM.

YOU SURE?

MM-HMM.

ALL RIGHT.

[CLUCKING]

WHOA. TURNING.

OH, IT'S COLD.

IT'S NOT COLD.

EVEN THE CHICKENS

ARE COLD.

STEP. BIG STEP.

READY? 1...

1.

2...

AND 3.

OK, LOOK.

NO,

THAT'S NOT IT.

SHUT 'EM.

COME ON.

FRANK, HOW FAR

ARE WE GONNA GO?

COME ON. COME ON,

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

SWEETIE, THE DINNER IS...

THE DINNER'S FINE.

OK.

ALMOST, ALMOST. NOW...

NOW!

OHH.

OH, IT'S...

IS THAT BEAUTIFUL?

IT'S LOVELY.

I KNOW. I WON IT

IN A POKER GAME IN ITALY. HUH?

WELL, DRIVE IT

CAREFULLY, HONEY.

I WILL.

ENJOY IT...

I WILL.

BUT BE CAREFUL.

GOD, MOM,

YOU'RE SUCH A MOM.

YOU READY?

WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE.

OH, NO. I HAVE

TO FINISH DINNER.

ONE RIDE.

OHH.

WATCH THIS, MA.

NO HANDS.

OH, NO!

FRANK, DON'T DO THAT!

I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

COME ON.

YOU!

I'M IN FOR 5.

THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

MY PLEASURE.

[LAUGHTER]

HEY, GIRL,

GET IN HERE!

THIS IS FUN, RIGHT?

MAYBE.

YEAH.

OH, CAREFUL!

HEY, I'M DRIVIN' HERE.

I'M HOME.

WHOO! HA HA HA!

[MORTAR FIRING]

MORTARS COMING IN!

MORTARS COMING IN!

MACHINE GUN, RIGHT FLANK!

MACHINE GUN, RIGHT FLANK!

[MACHINE GUN FIRING]

MEDIC!

WELL, IT WORKS.

MY SPIKE WORKS.

[SHUDDERING]

[MUTTERING]

OK, OK.

EASY, EASY.

OK.

TAKE IT EASY.

NO!

I'VE GOT A HEADACHE.

HAVE YOU GOT:

SOME WHITE-OUT?

MA?

MA!

YOU DON'T KNOW

WHAT IT IS YOU GOT

YOURSELF INTO, BUD,

BUT YOU'RE A LONG WAY

FROM HOME.

IT'S SO CONFUSING.

WHERE TO GO? WHERE TO GO?

OH, YES.

[FRANK]

MA!

OH, BOTHER.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

[CACKLES]

THEY'RE DOODLES.

CARTOONS?

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, DOC.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

WHAT I'VE DONE.

MY SPIKE WAS:

SUPPOSED TO SEND ME

TO YOUR WORLD,

BUT INSTEAD,

YOU'RE HERE.

THIS MAN'S NOT

DANGEROUS TO ANYONE.

AS FOR US, SON,

WE MAY NOT BE:

REAL TO YOU AS YET,

BUT WE WILL BE.

YOU'VE COME TO

A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

YOU'VE

DONE SOMETHING:

EXTREMELY RARE.

YOU SEE, YOU'RE

IN A REAL PLACE:

CALLED:

THE COOL WORLD.

HMM.

OH, STRANGE.

SAY AHH.

AHH.

BUT WHEN IT COMES

TO MAKING THE TRIP

IN THE BODY...

I'VE NEVER

SEEN IT BEFORE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

I'M SORRY

ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.

YOU'RE CARTOONS.

YOU'RE NOT REAL.

WE'RE REAL, ALL RIGHT!

THE POSSIBILITY:

OF INTERWORLD TRAVEL

HAS BEEN:

AN OBSESSION OF MINE

FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.

HO HO HO HO!

[DOODLE]

HEY, DOC, WAIT.

THIS MAN:

IS NOT FOR YOU.

HE'S NOT

A POLICE PROBLEM.

HE'S A MYSTERY

OF SCIENCE:

AND A HERO TO BOOT.

I AIN'T NO HERO.

OH, DON'T BE

SO SURE, FRIEND.

WITH THIS HOLE:

I'VE OPENED,

THERE COULD BE:

ALL KINDS:

OF PROBLEMS.

THEY CALL ME:

DOC WHISKERS.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME,

SON?

I'M FRANK HARRIS.

WHAT DID YOU DO:

IN YOUR WORLD?

I WAS A SOLDIER.

YOU COULD BE USEFUL HERE

WHEN I'M GONE.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

UM, VEGAS.

TOMORROW,

WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE JUST A DRAWING,

HOLLI, BUT...

WITHOUT YOU, I'D NEVER

HAVE MADE IT.

OH, YOU LOOK GOOD

TONIGHT, BABE.

IT'S TIME YOU CAME

TO ME, JACK.

COME TO ME.

[SCREAMING]

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

AWOO!

AWOO! AWOO!

AWOO!

[WOLVES GRUNTING]

[WHISTLING]

[HOWLING]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU,

DARLIN'.

[HUMMING]

HEY, SPARKEY,

WHAT YOU UP TO, HUH?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

I'D TELL A LITTLE PUNK

LIKE YOU?

WHY, HE'S GONE SOFT

FOR THAT TOMATO--

WHAT'S HER NAME, H-H-HOLLI

OR SOMETHING. YEAH.

HA HA HA HA!

[HONK HONK]

ENOUGH OUT OF YOU,

KIDDIE.

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG

TO BE THINKIN' ABOUT GIRLS.

AND ESPECIALLY THAT GIRL.

HERE. A BUNCH

OF WOODEN NICKELS.

DON'T SPEND 'EM ALL

IN ONE PLACE.

[CRIES OF JOY]

[KIDS SHRIEK]

[DOODLE] OOLOO FLEW THE COOP

LAST NIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

[DOODLE 2] MOLINA! HEY, MOLINA,

COME OVER HERE!

[MOLINA] DID YOU STEP IN IT?

[LAUGHTER]

THERE'S A FLOWER

ON YOUR HEAD!

[LAUGHTER]

HEY.

[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]

[CROWBAR CLATTERS]

I HATE IT:

WHEN SHE MEETS GUYS

WITHOUT TELLIN' ME.

* I LIGHT UP LIKE *

* NEON *

* JUST A TINY SECTION *

* OF YOUR AFFECTION

IN MY DIRECTION *

* WILL DO, OOH *

DETECTIVE HARRIS.

WHAT A PLEASURE.

I WAS JUST REHEARSING.

HELLO, HOLLI.

THIS IS AN EXACT

REPLICA OF THE DRESS

MARILYN MONROE WORE

IN LET'S MAKE LOVE.

OW!

I KNOW THAT MOVIE

BY HEART.

[CRASH]

THE GIRL:

GETS EVERYTHING:

BY THE END OF IT,

EVERYTHING:

SHE EVER WANTED.

IT'S REAL.

I MEAN IT.

I EVEN SAW:

A COPYRIGHT DATE ON IT.

RUMOR HAS IT, HOLLI,

THAT YOU HAD A NOID

VISITATION:

AT THE SLASH CLUB

LAST NIGHT.

IT WAS JUST A MIND SLIP.

NOTHING SPECIAL.

YOU'RE JUST A REGULAR

TRUE BELIEVER:

OF LAW AND ORDER, HUH?

[BABBLING]

COME ON, LET'S GO.

BEAT IT, COPPER.

JUST DOIN' MY JOB.

[MOUSE]

COME ON.

HEY, FRANK.

DON'T GO JUST YET.

COME HERE.

I GOT SOMETHIN'

TO SHOW YOU.

GUESS WHAT?

I'VE SEEN

YOUR LITTLE MUSEUM

OF VEGAS.

AND DON'T

START IN WITH YOUR

VEGAS VINNIE RAP.

I'VE HEARD IT.

IT BORES ME.

VEGAS VINNIE:

MADE THE SPIKE,

CROSSED OVER,

AND BECAME THE OWNER

OF THE UNION PLAZA

HOTEL.

VEGAS VINNIE IS:

A FAIRY TALE, WOULD.

DOODLE MOMS TELL IT

TO DOODLE KIDS:

TO HELP 'EM GO TO SLEEP.

IT COULD ALL:

BE TRUE.

YOU GOT OVER HERE.

SO WHY COULDN'T

HE MAKE IT OVER THERE?

OR FOR THAT MATTER,

WHY COULDN'T I?

YOU COULD HELP ME.

OHH.

HUH?

THERE'LL BE

NO CROSSOVERS:

WHILE I'M AROUND.

OOH! HOO!

I'VE GOT NEWS

FOR YOU, PAL.

I AM NOT:

YOUR ORDINARY DOODLE.

I'VE BEEN CHECKING UP

ON WHAT THESE NOID DAMES

HAVE GOT GOIN'

IN THE REAL WORLD,

AND I WANT IT!

DON'T YOU SEE?

THEY'RE REAL.

THEY'VE GOT POWER.

WHEN THEY TOUCH SOMETHING,

THEY FEEL IT,

AND WHEN THEY:

TASTE SOMETHING,

THEY REALLY TASTE IT.

AND WHEN THEY DO IT

WITH A MAN, OHH...

THEY REALLY DO IT.

OOH, OOH! OOH!

WHAT CAN I SAY,

SWEETHEART?

I CAN'T HELP YOU OUT

IN THAT DEPARTMENT.

DON'T YOU SEE?

BELIEVE IT.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

OH, YEAH? FINE.

YOU DON'T WANNA HELP ME,

THEN I'LL FIND

SOMEBODY ELSE THAT WILL...

LIKE THAT NOID CARTOONIST

JACK DEEBS.

HE'S BEEN AROUND A LOT

LATELY.

YES, HE HAS.

THE WACK-A-DOO WHO

THINKS HE INVENTED

THIS PLACE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK

I'VE BEEN TALKING

ABOUT, HOLLI?

WELL, I'D WATCH IT, HONEY,

'CAUSE THERE MIGHT BE

2 OF YOU BEFORE LONG.

I'M GONNA

TELL YOU THIS ONCE,

'CAUSE YOU GOTTA BE

SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK.

YOU'RE DEALIN'

WITH SH*T HERE

THAT'S WAY

OVER YOUR HEAD.

NOW, KEEP YOUR LEGS

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